TBH there is fuck all patrol presence in most towns, they don't need a decoy. Even 20 year ago there were only two patrols covering Canterbury most nights. Fuck knows how bad it is now.Looks like an Albanian decoy gang tying up plod with breathalysers while something bigger goes down.
I'd be very interested to know how many drink drive convictions are the result of traffic stops V's RTC's?
As @Big Sandy lives in an even more remote location than yourself. Presumably he'd have enough time to kill his favourite neighbour, bury the body & start a rare, untouchable, type of tree growing on top of the grave
I'm not out in the witching hours where you'd get a 'routine' stop these days but I'd say unless you pile into something you're unlikely to get pulled over. Policing has become reactive rather than proactive. Used to be the case if I rode through town after midnight I *knew* I'd get pulled over 'for a chat'
Jesus mate. After all the effort of posting him all the rubble sacks so they don't show on his shop, organising the spurious ebay sales so we could accept a small package 'to be disposed of' now, after all the hard work, you're going to chat about it?As @Big Sandy lives in an even more remote location than yourself. Presumably he'd have enough time to kill his favourite neighbour, bury the body & start a rare, untouchable, type of tree growing on top of the grave
Washed down with a nice Chianti... Maybe... HanibalThe liver was bloody lovely btw.
I substituted flagolets for the fava
The husband of my Mums best mate has recently had to give up driving due to health issues.
Wasn't originally a compulsory requirement. My old man (b1909) raged when he took the test for a bit of a laugh pre wwII and found when he failed then he wasn't technically allowed to drive. Dunno, in truth whether he got a legit test as he wasn't one for paperwork.The husband of my Mums best mate has recently had to give up driving due to health issues.
At a guess he's close to 80yrs old. And it transpired that he's never had a licence!
The guy was a self employed sparky for his entire adult life. Covering more miles than most folk do per annum.
Talk about lucky to have never been caught in all those years.
Your paper round must have started at 2am & lasted for at least 18hrs 7 days a week!I was born in '63 (I've only his word for it) but was only registered sometime in the 70's
Yep same here,Walked the dog wth blue skies and sunshine, Got home and started refitting rear mudguard etc.....turned grey and cloudy plus the feckin underseal is still wet so no ride for me today....on the positive side my back is feeling a lot better this morningThe weather forecast
I had wanted to get out on the bike today, the Sun was out this morning, there was a slight breeze so the roads were drying up nicely. I checked the weather forecast periodically from yesterday and most recently at 10am today, and it was 0% chance of rain until 3pm then only a 10% chance for a couple of hours, so I thought brilliant I will get out for a ride. I went to get ready and then it clouds over and pisses down... someone up there is having a laugh, and meteorology is not a science its just bad comedy
That's the way it goes @Scrappy , if there is something up above he must be a joker waiting for some poor sod who ventures out and then "POW" gales and damnation just so the bastid can have a laugh it's the same with birds I know they gather when my neighbours wash their pride and joy and titter to themselves over who will take the first dump on their spotless motorsThe weather forecast
I had wanted to get out on the bike today, the Sun was out this morning, there was a slight breeze so the roads were drying up nicely. I checked the weather forecast periodically from yesterday and most recently at 10am today, and it was 0% chance of rain until 3pm then only a 10% chance for a couple of hours, so I thought brilliant I will get out for a ride. I went to get ready and then it clouds over and pisses down... someone up there is having a laugh, and meteorology is not a science its just bad comedy
Ticking two boxes at the same time, disposal of an undesirable and off setting CO with a new planting......................As @Big Sandy lives in an even more remote location than yourself. Presumably he'd have enough time to kill his favourite neighbour, bury the body & start a rare, untouchable, type of tree growing on top of the grave