What's Boiling Your Pi$$ Today?

MartytheMartian

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T'other day I was reading about the 'eco friendly' way that Desmond Tutu had chosen to be disposed of. Apparently he was to be 'aquamated' (I think that was the term). It seems that this method requires the heating of a bath of strong Alkali in which the body is then dissolved until only the bones are left. After that the bones are ground up and then buried. Yes, maybe that would use less energy than burning the corpse but surely the most eco friendly, carbon zero way and also the simplest would be to dig a hole and put the body in it, maybe in a bio-degradeable bag or straight in naked as the day it was born?
 
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MICK 56

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I haven't done it in a while but I used to really enjoy going on American chat rooms with another mate of mine and talk in our dialect and the yanks would go absolutely ape shit and bananas. The weird thing was that, apart from the accent there really wasn't that much that was hard to understand in what we were saying. I always wonder whether yanks are phobic of accents other than American or hispanic ones or were simply a bit on the thick side and unable to process words when they were spoken slightly differently.
I would go with the thick option.
 

Old Nick

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Government going to screw us over as much as possible this year I fear, cost of living, covid, environment, motoring, changes to the highway code, and any other way they can grab money to pay for their failures or lies

And don’t forget increase in NI contributions from April 2022 - extra 1.5% on all earnings:rolleyes:

And that will be the tip of the ice berg…….

Prepare to tighten belts boys(y)
 

MICK 56

Legendary Knight
it I signed and shared the petition for Blair too. It's doing a roaring trade so let's hope someone is taking notice of what people think of that evil little shit. I reckon the coals will be extra hot for him when he reaches Hell.
Unfortunately, those petitions are not worth a shit. If they get a certain amount of signatures, They go before a committee, that, then decides, whether they should be discussed by the MP's. Obviously, if they don't like it, it just gets binned before that happens. Heads, they win, tails we lose. Just bullshit sop for the masses. Dont ever imagine, that they give a fuck what we think.. Because they certainly dont.
 

Sarky B’stard

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The honour in question is peculiar to Her Majesty and not a bauble pushed out by the PM. There are only 24 places and they had 5 vacancies….. It is generally supposed the the late DoE had been a major obstacle to Blair and former PMs generally don’t have to wait the 14 years Bliar did. It does the Monarchy no favours to admit someone so reviled.
 

Don the Don

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There would never be any changes to government infrastructure as long as they all have their noses in the trough, There is nor real left or right just have and have not, they are subsidised to the hilt and pat each other on the back with rewards and jobs for the boys, nothing short of a revolution is going to change that and then we will have another load to pay for........Animal Farm springs to mind
 

Don the Don

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The honour in question is peculiar to Her Majesty and not a bauble pushed out by the PM. There are only 24 places and they had 5 vacancies….. It is generally supposed the the late DoE had been a major obstacle to Blair and former PMs generally don’t have to wait the 14 years Bliar did. It does the Monarchy no favours to admit someone so reviled.
Just because it is available does not mean it should be, I am sure there must be more worthy candidates
 
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