What's Boiling Your Pi$$ Today?

half ton

half ton

Legendary Knight
DD67 said:
I reckon that's the least he could do. If keeping the aliens happy stops them wiping out the human race.
I'm sure he'll be happy to take one for the team 😗
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That's a kind gesture from duck...he does realise that if he gets probed in the stern below the water line he will take on too much water to ever paddle round his pond again........could end up in dry duck for repairs 😲
 
BAD LUCK DUCK

BAD LUCK DUCK

Forum Duck
AUSTRALIA....BLOODY AUSTRALIA....
Bloke just got on my bus and he's talking proper bloke talk with a thick aussie accent...Good stuff I thought. That's what this country needs..proper blokes that drink lager wrestle crocodiles and send all the ugly women to Wentworth prison..A fine country with real men...A shining example for the youth of our country I thought...

Hold on a second though..His phone rings and it's his mate back in oz and all seemed ok until his mate goes someone here wants a word with you...
" Hello baby ( in a gaymale voice) I miss you "....
Then this big butch aussie stops being a big butch aussie and turns into Julian fucking Clary...

WTF...That's it...AUSTRALIA can fuck right off...I remember the real AUSTRALIA with real AUSTRALIANS...I think it's time to cut all ties with the bloody place...Absolutely ruined my fond memories of Skippy Flipper Mad Max and Crocodile ( frockawhile ) Dundee ( bum me)..
A really good day ruined by the gaydemic thats turning our young men into a bunch of woopsies....

Anyway it's pissed me off and fuck GAYSTRALIA from now on 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🦆
 
half ton

half ton

Legendary Knight
BAD LUCK DUCK said:
AUSTRALIA....BLOODY AUSTRALIA....
Bloke just got on my bus and he's talking proper bloke talk with a thick aussie accent...Good stuff I thought. That's what this country needs..proper blokes that drink lager wrestle crocodiles and send all the ugly women to Wentworth prison..A fine country with real men...A shining example for the youth of our country I thought...

Hold on a second though..His phone rings and it's his mate back in oz and all seemed ok until his mate goes someone here wants a word with you...
" Hello baby ( in a gaymale voice) I miss you "....
Then this big butch aussie stops being a big butch aussie and turns into Julian fucking Clary...

WTF...That's it...AUSTRALIA can fuck right off...I remember the real AUSTRALIA with real AUSTRALIANS...I think it's time to cut all ties with the bloody place...Absolutely ruined my fond memories of Skippy Flipper Mad Max and Crocodile ( frockawhile ) Dundee ( bum me)..
A really good day ruined by the gaydemic thats turning our young men into a bunch of woopsies....

Anyway it's pissed me off and fuck GAYSTRALIA from now on 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🦆
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That'll be mork the alien he disguises himself as an aussie sometimes...he's the one who's gonna probe ya
 
Foxy

Foxy

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That's just brought a memory back. We were in a bar in Brisbane, one afternoon. There was some kind of carnival thing going off, with floats going past outside. We went outside to have a look, watching the floats go by. All of a sudden, behind us, we heard t'campest voice ever, shout " ooooh, look it's Davey! He's got t'biggest cock in Brisbane, and I should know!!" Followed by much laughter. I turned round and this bloke was about 6'6" and around 18stone. He looked like a rugby player! We supped up, and moved on....................
 
half ton

half ton

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Foxy said:
That's just brought a memory back. We were in a bar in Brisbane, one afternoon. There was some kind of carnival thing going off, with floats going past outside. We went outside to have a look, watching the floats go by. All of a sudden, behind us, we heard t'campest voice ever, shout " ooooh, look it's Davey! He's got t'biggest cock in Brisbane, and I should know!!" Followed by much laughter. I turned round and this bloke was about 6'6" and around 18stone. He looked like a rugby player! We supped up, and moved on....................
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Yeh right.....be honest, you went back in for a stiff one (rum I assume)
 
DD67

DD67

The Peace Keeper
Staff member
BAD LUCK DUCK said:
AUSTRALIA....BLOODY AUSTRALIA....
Bloke just got on my bus and he's talking proper bloke talk with a thick aussie accent...Good stuff I thought. That's what this country needs..proper blokes that drink lager wrestle crocodiles and send all the ugly women to Wentworth prison..A fine country with real men...A shining example for the youth of our country I thought...

Hold on a second though..His phone rings and it's his mate back in oz and all seemed ok until his mate goes someone here wants a word with you...
" Hello baby ( in a gaymale voice) I miss you "....
Then this big butch aussie stops being a big butch aussie and turns into Julian fucking Clary...

WTF...That's it...AUSTRALIA can fuck right off...I remember the real AUSTRALIA with real AUSTRALIANS...I think it's time to cut all ties with the bloody place...Absolutely ruined my fond memories of Skippy Flipper Mad Max and Crocodile ( frockawhile ) Dundee ( bum me)..
A really good day ruined by the gaydemic thats turning our young men into a bunch of woopsies....

Anyway it's pissed me off and fuck GAYSTRALIA from now on 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🦆
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Read this in your best Columbo (the 70's TV detective) voice.

Just one more thing Mr Duck.......
Were you jealous when his boyfriend called him & interrupted your conversation? 🤔
If so, how enraged were you exactly? Enraged enough to kill perhaps? 🧐
 
MartytheMartian

MartytheMartian

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Blue Feckin' Monday right enough! Tripped over the wee table I use for the laptop, broke the charger so that's thirty quid for a new one. Knocked over a cup of ea at the same time then tripped over the dogs water bowl in the kitchen and soaked my boot. An even more unhappy chappy than usual and I will be offline soon as my laptop battery is conking out as I type!
 
Don the Don

Don the Don

Legendary Knight
MartytheMartian said:
Blue Feckin' Monday right enough! Tripped over the wee table I use for the laptop, broke the charger so that's thirty quid for a new one. Knocked over a cup of ea at the same time then tripped over the dogs water bowl in the kitchen and soaked my boot. An even more unhappy chappy than usual and I will be offline soon as my laptop battery is conking out as I type!
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Sorry to hear of your troubled day @MartytheMartian , just a little snippet to try and cheer you up a little:

End of the world warning as Earth's insides are cooling faster than scientists thought

www.msn.com
 
MICK 56

MICK 56

Legendary Knight
BAD LUCK DUCK said:
Just when you think it can't get any fucking worse...
Just short of the gate to the drive after a really good ride out and front wheel goes out from underneath me in some mud that I couldn't see due to sun in my eyes....
Fucking had it with life at the moment...
Someone shoot me please 😔View attachment 13711View attachment 13713View attachment 13714View attachment 13715View attachment 13716
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How the fuck, did you fall off, on a track that you use everyday, twice :)
 
MICK 56

MICK 56

Legendary Knight
I had a go at dwarf throwing in an outback pub, near longreach. After watching a few others fail miserably, i grabbed the little bastard by one leg, and one arm. I rotated a couple of times, like a hammer thrower, giving it all i had. Expecting him to land high up the Velcro wall, i got a bit giddy, and let go. I miss timed it though, and he smashed into the window frame beside me, bounced off , on to a table, that 6 people were having a meal on ,and made a right mess of everything. :) I wasn't very popular with them, but i never had to buy another beer for the rest of the night. Great sense of humour them Aussies. :)
 
MICK 56

MICK 56

Legendary Knight
BAD LUCK DUCK said:
AUSTRALIA....BLOODY AUSTRALIA....
Bloke just got on my bus and he's talking proper bloke talk with a thick aussie accent...Good stuff I thought. That's what this country needs..proper blokes that drink lager wrestle crocodiles and send all the ugly women to Wentworth prison..A fine country with real men...A shining example for the youth of our country I thought...

Hold on a second though..His phone rings and it's his mate back in oz and all seemed ok until his mate goes someone here wants a word with you...
" Hello baby ( in a gaymale voice) I miss you "....
Then this big butch aussie stops being a big butch aussie and turns into Julian fucking Clary...

WTF...That's it...AUSTRALIA can fuck right off...I remember the real AUSTRALIA with real AUSTRALIANS...I think it's time to cut all ties with the bloody place...Absolutely ruined my fond memories of Skippy Flipper Mad Max and Crocodile ( frockawhile ) Dundee ( bum me)..
A really good day ruined by the gaydemic thats turning our young men into a bunch of woopsies....

Anyway it's pissed me off and fuck GAYSTRALIA from now on 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🦆
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I reckon you were set up mate. wouldn't be surprised if he messaged his mate, and asked him to call back, with a faggot voice. Seen that done before. :)
 
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