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Tricky Dicky

Tricky Dicky

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Think I broke my toe last night, my house being predominantly wooden holds the heat so at night when it cools a little I open all the windows and wedge the internal doors open now we have a small scratching post on the landing for the cats, so I used this to wedge the spare bedroom door open so me half asleep shuffling along the hallway to have a leak makes major contact with the base with my foot resulting in a lot of swearing and hopping about and a lot of broken sleep every time it caught in the sheets, it's a bit swollen and bloody painful so as it's not the first time I have broke a toe I am pretty sure, better with a shoe on to keep it immobile, wouldn't mind, but I already limp on the other leg as I am waiting for a knee replacement.
 
Scrappy

Scrappy

Legendary Knight
Tricky Dicky said:
Think I broke my toe last night, my house being predominantly wooden holds the heat so at night when it cools a little I open all the windows and wedge the internal doors open now we have a small scratching post on the landing for the cats, so I used this to wedge the spare bedroom door open so me half asleep shuffling along the hallway to have a leak makes major contact with the base with my foot resulting in a lot of swearing and hopping about and a lot of broken sleep every time it caught in the sheets, it's a bit swollen and bloody painful so as it's not the first time I have broke a toe I am pretty sure, better with a shoe on to keep it immobile, wouldn't mind, but I already limp on the other leg as I am waiting for a knee replacement.
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Ouch, stubbing your toe is always painful, but it sounds like you've excelled at it 😬. Have you pissed off the man upstairs, or broken any mirrors lately? I hope it gets sorted out quickly, along with your knee and other issues.
 
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Steve 998cc

Legendary Knight
Tricky Dicky said:
Think I broke my toe last night, my house being predominantly wooden holds the heat so at night when it cools a little I open all the windows and wedge the internal doors open now we have a small scratching post on the landing for the cats, so I used this to wedge the spare bedroom door open so me half asleep shuffling along the hallway to have a leak makes major contact with the base with my foot resulting in a lot of swearing and hopping about and a lot of broken sleep every time it caught in the sheets, it's a bit swollen and bloody painful so as it's not the first time I have broke a toe I am pretty sure, better with a shoe on to keep it immobile, wouldn't mind, but I already limp on the other leg as I am waiting for a knee replacement.
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It's the joys of getting old. I no longer bounce when I come off a bike just go thud, and it hurts A LOT AND FOR MUCH LONGER
 
Foxy

Foxy

Legendary Knight
Tricky Dicky said:
Think I broke my toe last night, my house being predominantly wooden holds the heat so at night when it cools a little I open all the windows and wedge the internal doors open now we have a small scratching post on the landing for the cats, so I used this to wedge the spare bedroom door open so me half asleep shuffling along the hallway to have a leak makes major contact with the base with my foot resulting in a lot of swearing and hopping about and a lot of broken sleep every time it caught in the sheets, it's a bit swollen and bloody painful so as it's not the first time I have broke a toe I am pretty sure, better with a shoe on to keep it immobile, wouldn't mind, but I already limp on the other leg as I am waiting for a knee replacement.
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I've put a laughin face on, cos if I'd have bin there and seen it, I'd have pissed misen, then asked if you were ok. Soz.
 
Old Nick

Old Nick

Legendary Knight
Tricky Dicky said:
Think I broke my toe last night, my house being predominantly wooden holds the heat so at night when it cools a little I open all the windows and wedge the internal doors open now we have a small scratching post on the landing for the cats, so I used this to wedge the spare bedroom door open so me half asleep shuffling along the hallway to have a leak makes major contact with the base with my foot resulting in a lot of swearing and hopping about and a lot of broken sleep every time it caught in the sheets, it's a bit swollen and bloody painful so as it's not the first time I have broke a toe I am pretty sure, better with a shoe on to keep it immobile, wouldn't mind, but I already limp on the other leg as I am waiting for a knee replacement.
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Did the same thing about 6 weeks ago - took 3 weeks to get vaguely better:)
 
half ton

half ton

Legendary Knight
The guy with the camera....is that your bike ...grind grind grind, It looked like there were 3 arseholes that I could see, Maybe a swift well placed boot in the nuts while he was bent over the bike would have been worth trying... then leg it cos I'm getting too bloody old to scrap with more than one at a time ;)
 
Public Enemy

Public Enemy

Enforcer
Staff member
half ton said:
The guy with the camera....is that your bike ...grind grind grind, It looked like there were 3 arseholes that I could see, Maybe a swift well placed boot in the nuts while he was bent over the bike would have been worth trying... then leg it cos I'm getting too bloody old to scrap with more than one at a time ;)
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Drop one properly and the others will invariably shit themselves. Cowardly cunts.
 
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