What's Boiling Your Pi$$ Today?

DD67

The Peace Keeper
Staff member
Another suspected scam letter from HMRC stating that I have missed a payment deadline. I haven't even had a self assessment statement yet. Cheap paper and fuzzy print.
"Please be sending all your money to: Hut number 3, Somewhere in Nigeria".
Write back saying you have inherited £30,000,000 but you need to sneak it out of the country. Therefore you'd be willing to pay £5,000,000 to anybody who can facilitate that. All you need is their name, sort code & account number 😉

On a serious note...
Check this out & pray you never end up in an NHS hospital under the care of a Nigerian nurse. Also, read the comments, but bear in mind that they'll probably give you nightmares.
 

Don the Don

Legendary Knight

Big Sandy

Legendary Knight
Fucking chimney liner has given up the ghost. Had the bastard inspected today.

Cue much mess, disruption, dirt and stress. And a big electric bill as we now can't light the bloody fire, so have no heating or hot water without using the leccy.

Wouldn't mind quite as much but I just got half a ton of coal and a ton of firewood. Mrs Big Sandy needs to be warm because of her condition, so the oil filled rads are on already.

Thank fuck it wasn't a couple weeks back when it was -12.
 

Don the Don

Legendary Knight

gazzatriumph

Legendary Knight
We suspected it, and now we know

and here in the UK
They will get a handful of seats and they will be taken from Labour so not all bad.
 

gazzatriumph

Legendary Knight

half ton

Legendary Knight
Just switched my computer on and Microsoft Edge told me to update to a new version with AI , So before doing this I was offered an option of trying the AI out . I clicked on draw me a picture of a dog ...... up pops a fluffy dog sitting in front of a nice house, Now I can modify the pic so I asked for a short haired dog , Reply was I'm sorry I can't do this blah blah blah :oops: . What I wanted to do was in the next option ask for a white man standing next to the dog , The reason being a guy on you tube was prevented from getting pics of white people (ie black vikings .. black Winston Churchill etc. were all it could show as white people were not ethnically diverse enough . FFS you can't make this shit up, Long story short Microsoft update can FUCK OFF :mad::mad::mad:
 

DD67

The Peace Keeper
Staff member
Just switched my computer on and Microsoft Edge told me to update to a new version with AI , So before doing this I was offered an option of trying the AI out . I clicked on draw me a picture of a dog ...... up pops a fluffy dog sitting in front of a nice house, Now I can modify the pic so I asked for a short haired dog , Reply was I'm sorry I can't do this blah blah blah :oops: . What I wanted to do was in the next option ask for a white man standing next to the dog , The reason being a guy on you tube was prevented from getting pics of white people (ie black vikings .. black Winston Churchill etc. were all it could show as white people were not ethnically diverse enough . FFS you can't make this shit up, Long story short Microsoft update can FUCK OFF :mad::mad::mad:
If you want a laugh. Ask Google for an image of a black man with a chip. The second image even shows the chip on his shoulder 😉...

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