What's Boiling Your Pi$$ Today?

MartytheMartian

MartytheMartian

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Sign me up! I'll be happy to cull the bastards. I reckon we should form up at the north of Scotland and then beat our way south until, like St Patrick in Ireland, we have sent all the fuckin' snakes packing including the politicians and the liberal elite scum who have done their damndest to destroy this country.
 
Tallpaul

Tallpaul

Legendary Knight
MartytheMartian said:
Sign me up! I'll be happy to cull the bastards. I reckon we should form up at the north of Scotland and then beat our way south until, like St Patrick in Ireland, we have sent all the fuckin' snakes packing including the politicians and the liberal elite scum who have done their damndest to destroy this country.
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Bugger off! We don't want your Snazi Party outcasts down here. I propose we work together, we will drive our scum Northwards simultaneously, driving them into each other at, say The Lake District and then funnel them into Windermere for a collective drowning.
 
half ton

half ton

Legendary Knight
Son texted me from work this pm, Had a lorry in from France, He was in the warehouse and another lad was undoing the sides ready for unloading ....... out pops 2 fucking illegals ...They just legged it off down the road, The old bill turned up very quickly (that's a first eh) but the best bit was they caught them heading into town about 20 mins later. My lad said "thats a result Dad" My reply .. yeh they will be able to help them find a nice hotel much quicker now FFS:mad:
 
Don the Don

Don the Don

Legendary Knight
half ton said:
Son texted me from work this pm, Had a lorry in from France, He was in the warehouse and another lad was undoing the sides ready for unloading ....... out pops 2 fucking illegals ...They just legged it off down the road, The old bill turned up very quickly (that's a first eh) but the best bit was they caught them heading into town about 20 mins later. My lad said "thats a result Dad" My reply .. yeh they will be able to help them find a nice hotel much quicker now FFS:mad:
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should be allowed to shoot the bastids on sight, but you are right they will be larding it up now stuffing their faces in a hotel at our expense
 
BAD LUCK DUCK

BAD LUCK DUCK

Forum Duck
Good morning ladies and gentlemen and all you gender bender woke weirdo's that may have joined the forum since I was last on...

I understand some of you have missed me..
I can only suggest you put more time in on shooting range or hire someone who can shoot straight...
Quick update for you..I fucked off driving buses as it had got ridiculously woke and then you had safety issues and bullying of staff that I just couldn't tolerate so I left after standing up against all that was wrong with the place..Was out of work for a while but now working as mobile security and shit..It's bollox and I'm looking at loads of traffic violations and probably enough speeding tickets to disqualify me driving for the next twenty years...see what happens on that one..
Got a parking ticket for parking at Iceland car park whilst shopping in Iceland..WANKERS..
Yesterday I filled up the Duckmobile with petrol instead of diesel..
I hate society even more than ever and one day hope to half inch a submarine from faslane and nuke the planet..Give the Ducks a chance of ruling the world I say..Planet of the ducks sounds pretty cool to me...
Still living on farm despite being three months behind on the rent but currently staying at Stacy's due to work commitments..
Everything is a bit shit but I still got my good looks and my cock still works sort of..So that's about it lads...Hope your all good and ill try and get on here a bit more often...
 
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