What's Boiling Your Pi$$ Today?

BAD LUCK DUCK

Forum Duck
I dont like Drakeford mydelf to be honest , weak as piss but quite amazed as to where the anti English claim is coming from , if the Welsh are not allowed to go more than 5 miles from home due to being in stage 4 lockdown then why should anyone form any other part of the United kingdom think they can cross a border ? some dokey twat was stopped in Snowdonia a few months back having driven from Hampshire cos they wanted to see some mountains !! ffs havent they got any nearer home ? One woman from manchester was stopped on the beach in prestatyn walking her dogs and said she thought wales and england were the same country , surely to fuck there shouldnt be people that feckin stupid still in existence , if im being told not to go to england or scotland yet as its not safe then surely that works both ways , i hate this lockdown as much as the next person but if everyone does the basics and plays the game then it will be over quicker and just for future reference not all welshmen hate the english just as i hope not all englishmen hate the welsh
I'm not very good at compliance and playing the game...
However I do agree we got a lot of stupid people in the world..
As for welshmen..I've known some top blokes that I've had many a beer and whiskey with and we've laughed are bollox off taking the piss out the world on many an occasion...🍻🍻🍻
 

Flynnt20

Legendary Knight
I'm not very good at compliance and playing the game...
However I do agree we got a lot of stupid people in the world..
As for welshmen..I've known some top blokes that I've had many a beer and whiskey with and we've laughed are bollox off taking the piss out the world on many an occasion...🍻🍻🍻
Laugh at the world as much and as often as you can , cos the world and its leaders have been laughing at us for thousands of years
 

Flynnt20

Legendary Knight
Interesting article by the Beeb popped up on my newsfeed. Drakeford's own son is currently serving an 8 year sentence for rape......
Seems that people who live in glass houses should only shit when it's dark.
All sex offenders should be hung , boiled in a vat of their own piss , shot with a ball of their own shit and whatever is left should be burnt as far as i am concerned , 1 strike and no chance of rehabilitation . no doubt one or two of you lovely people may think me a tad extreme but feck em i am entitled to my opinion , as for paedophiles they should be given to our armed forces for our snipers to practice with
 

BAD LUCK DUCK

Forum Duck
Ooh this should have boiled my piss but strangely it didn't..
Some young bloke about mid twenties early thirties pulls up next to my bus and came strolling around to the doors..I'm out the cab and standing there counting the pennies I took throughout the day..
Anyway I open the doors politely ask how I can help this chap and he starts ranting and raving about how I've tried to kill him when he was attempting to overtake my vehicle and how he's going to knock me out..I ain't got a clue what he is on about and a tirade of shit starts spewing from his mouth..
All the time I remained perfectly calm..its one of the most serene moments I've ever experienced in a hostile situation..
The inevitable fist comes flying towards me and catches my chin just as I deflected it.I didn't budge an inch...He grabs my tie and I brush his hand and grip away with ease..
All of a sudden this heavy set chaps tone of voice changes ever so slightly.I hear a tremor of doubt possibly even fear in his voice and he starts to back away still with a raised voice that isn't so sure of itself anymore that I should consider myself lucky he didn't knock me out...He's now like a frightened rabbit still trying to posture himself in a way that leaves him with a sense of being in control of the situation which he obviously really was not...Then the strangest thing happened.
As he is backing away awkwardly in some sort of flinching can't make his mind up what he is doing his hand nervously moves into a position to shake my hand from a distance that meant it could not physically happen so I reached my arm out but not my body and just tapped his fingers to acknowledge his gesture...
I've genuinely suprised myself here as my normal reaction is usually quite different..
This should have boiled my piss but really didn't..
I'm not sure what happened with me to be fair but think my current state of mental health played a major part in whatever the hell that was...
I actually feel really good about the whole incident..
 

Flynnt20

Legendary Knight
Ooh this should have boiled my piss but strangely it didn't..
Some young bloke about mid twenties early thirties pulls up next to my bus and came strolling around to the doors..I'm out the cab and standing there counting the pennies I took throughout the day..
Anyway I open the doors politely ask how I can help this chap and he starts ranting and raving about how I've tried to kill him when he was attempting to overtake my vehicle and how he's going to knock me out..I ain't got a clue what he is on about and a tirade of shit starts spewing from his mouth..
All the time I remained perfectly calm..its one of the most serene moments I've ever experienced in a hostile situation..
The inevitable fist comes flying towards me and catches my chin just as I deflected it.I didn't budge an inch...He grabs my tie and I brush his hand and grip away with ease..
All of a sudden this heavy set chaps tone of voice changes ever so slightly.I hear a tremor of doubt possibly even fear in his voice and he starts to back away still with a raised voice that isn't so sure of itself anymore that I should consider myself lucky he didn't knock me out...He's now like a frightened rabbit still trying to posture himself in a way that leaves him with a sense of being in control of the situation which he obviously really was not...Then the strangest thing happened.
As he is backing away awkwardly in some sort of flinching can't make his mind up what he is doing his hand nervously moves into a position to shake my hand from a distance that meant it could not physically happen so I reached my arm out but not my body and just tapped his fingers to acknowledge his gesture...
I've genuinely suprised myself here as my normal reaction is usually quite different..
This should have boiled my piss but really didn't..
I'm not sure what happened with me to be fair but think my current state of mental health played a major part in whatever the hell that was...
I actually feel really good about the whole incident..
who the feck are you and what have you done with the real BLD ? serious note , well done that man , being me i would have probably thrown the nob under the wheels of the bus but hey ho there you go
 
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The Departed

Guest
Ooh this should have boiled my piss but strangely it didn't..
Some young bloke about mid twenties early thirties pulls up next to my bus and came strolling around to the doors..I'm out the cab and standing there counting the pennies I took throughout the day..
Anyway I open the doors politely ask how I can help this chap and he starts ranting and raving about how I've tried to kill him when he was attempting to overtake my vehicle and how he's going to knock me out..I ain't got a clue what he is on about and a tirade of shit starts spewing from his mouth..
All the time I remained perfectly calm..its one of the most serene moments I've ever experienced in a hostile situation..
The inevitable fist comes flying towards me and catches my chin just as I deflected it.I didn't budge an inch...He grabs my tie and I brush his hand and grip away with ease..
All of a sudden this heavy set chaps tone of voice changes ever so slightly.I hear a tremor of doubt possibly even fear in his voice and he starts to back away still with a raised voice that isn't so sure of itself anymore that I should consider myself lucky he didn't knock me out...He's now like a frightened rabbit still trying to posture himself in a way that leaves him with a sense of being in control of the situation which he obviously really was not...Then the strangest thing happened.
As he is backing away awkwardly in some sort of flinching can't make his mind up what he is doing his hand nervously moves into a position to shake my hand from a distance that meant it could not physically happen so I reached my arm out but not my body and just tapped his fingers to acknowledge his gesture...
I've genuinely suprised myself here as my normal reaction is usually quite different..
This should have boiled my piss but really didn't..
I'm not sure what happened with me to be fair but think my current state of mental health played a major part in whatever the hell that was...
I actually feel really good about the whole incident..

Fking jag owners. Think they're above CHAV status.
 

Public Enemy

Enforcer
Staff member
Ooh this should have boiled my piss but strangely it didn't..
Some young bloke about mid twenties early thirties pulls up next to my bus and came strolling around to the doors..I'm out the cab and standing there counting the pennies I took throughout the day..
Anyway I open the doors politely ask how I can help this chap and he starts ranting and raving about how I've tried to kill him when he was attempting to overtake my vehicle and how he's going to knock me out..I ain't got a clue what he is on about and a tirade of shit starts spewing from his mouth..
All the time I remained perfectly calm..its one of the most serene moments I've ever experienced in a hostile situation..
The inevitable fist comes flying towards me and catches my chin just as I deflected it.I didn't budge an inch...He grabs my tie and I brush his hand and grip away with ease..
All of a sudden this heavy set chaps tone of voice changes ever so slightly.I hear a tremor of doubt possibly even fear in his voice and he starts to back away still with a raised voice that isn't so sure of itself anymore that I should consider myself lucky he didn't knock me out...He's now like a frightened rabbit still trying to posture himself in a way that leaves him with a sense of being in control of the situation which he obviously really was not...Then the strangest thing happened.
As he is backing away awkwardly in some sort of flinching can't make his mind up what he is doing his hand nervously moves into a position to shake my hand from a distance that meant it could not physically happen so I reached my arm out but not my body and just tapped his fingers to acknowledge his gesture...
I've genuinely suprised myself here as my normal reaction is usually quite different..
This should have boiled my piss but really didn't..
I'm not sure what happened with me to be fair but think my current state of mental health played a major part in whatever the hell that was...
I actually feel really good about the whole incident..
Well done Duck! Just sink into your Connolly hide seats and bask in the feeling of being the better man. And if you see him again, run the fucker over!
 

Flynnt20

Legendary Knight
Hangings not an easy way to die if the hang man doesn't work out the correct drop. they can die of stragulation means they twitch for about 4/5 minutes or pulls there head off.
Luvvvvvly , can i be the queens official executioner please , please , please , i will build the gallows , buy my own rope and solemnly swear to cock it up every time to prolong the agony and ensure the general public get their moneys worth
 
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