What's Boiling Your Pi$$ Today?

Tallpaul

Legendary Knight
I dont like Drakeford mydelf to be honest , weak as piss but quite amazed as to where the anti English claim is coming from , if the Welsh are not allowed to go more than 5 miles from home due to being in stage 4 lockdown then why should anyone form any other part of the United kingdom think they can cross a border ? some dokey twat was stopped in Snowdonia a few months back having driven from Hampshire cos they wanted to see some mountains !! ffs havent they got any nearer home ? One woman from manchester was stopped on the beach in prestatyn walking her dogs and said she thought wales and england were the same country , surely to fuck there shouldnt be people that feckin stupid still in existence , if im being told not to go to england or scotland yet as its not safe then surely that works both ways , i hate this lockdown as much as the next person but if everyone does the basics and plays the game then it will be over quicker and just for future reference not all welshmen hate the english just as i hope not all englishmen hate the welsh
My dig was at Drakeford, not the Welsh people. I dislike Sturgeon, not the Scottish people.
 

DD67

The Peace Keeper
Staff member
It was never proven !!!! let it go for feck sake will ya , let me move on with me life man
Who was that Welsh guy that really lost his shit in the Rugby Fans thread on our previous home?
We were all trading tongue in cheek insults during the 6 Nations a couple of years ago. Somebody made reference to "sheep shaggers" (it might have been me? 😗) And he went right off the deep end! 😳 🤣
 

MartytheMartian

Legendary Knight
Don't lie, that was a bonus not a problem!

The old Billy Connolly joke -
Guy takes a blow up doll back to the sex shop for a refund.
What's the problem Sir?
It keeps going down on me.
Sir, if I'd known that I'd have charged you extra! 😁

Years ago I heard a story, no idea if it was true or apocryphal though the teller claimed it was true, that a busy train was passing through/stopping in some small village near Aberdeen and the passengers reported seeing a man shagging a sheep by the trackside and, as they looked he stepped sideways behind a bush guiding his sheep and, when the Police responded to the incident there found him still there hard at work some time later!
 

DD67

The Peace Keeper
Staff member
Don't lie, that was a bonus not a problem!

The old Billy Connolly joke -
Guy takes a blow up doll back to the sex shop for a refund.
What's the problem Sir?
It keeps going down on me.
Sir, if I'd known that I'd have charged you extra! 😁

Years ago I heard a story, no idea if it was true or apocryphal though the teller claimed it was true, that a busy train was passing through/stopping in some small village near Aberdeen and the passengers reported seeing a man shagging a sheep by the trackside and, as they looked he stepped sideways behind a bush guiding his sheep and, when the Police responded to the incident there found him still there hard at work some time later!
Don't panic @Flynnt20
Apparently yer Jocks are at it as well mate?
Personally, I think you should show em how it's done. There they are trying to muscle in on yer Welsh national sport. The feckin interloping b@stards that they are! Next thing ya know they'll up their game to marrying their sisters as well. It's time to put them firmly in their place!
Let's organise a sheep-shag-a-thon to sort this out & show em who's boss Flyn.

We'll divide it into categories...
1) Catching the sheep (points will be awarded for the speed of capture)
2) The take down technique (you'll pi$$ that. A rugby tackle will definitely do the trick)
3) How long you last before spilling ya load (again, a walk in the park for an experienced shagger of farm animals)

I'll run the book cos I have every faith in you. Don't let me down & they'll be a little tickle in it for you.
That's an English expression meaning that if I make a few quid out of the competition? I'll share some of it with you. No actual/physical tickling will take place ok! 😳
 

BAD LUCK DUCK

Forum Duck
Let's just open the floodgates to compensation claims, I'm sick of all the shit going on in this world, It wont take much more of the crap we keep hearing about to push me over the edge, Not being safe in your own home, A Police force that can't do its job, Arseholes wandering the streets taking people's hard earned property.....where will it end.
In my experience it don't end...lots of innocent people get hurt though and suffer the consequences for the rest of their lives...some people die under the most pointless circumstances....All because political correctness and dipshits trying to appease minority groups and the scum of the earth set precedents like this...
 
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