What's Boiling Your Pi$$ Today?

[Sarky B’stard]

A mass of tasteless speculation in the midst of an ongoing investigation by people who should stay out of operational policing and sub judice matters. As for the blatant misandry..... woman who does not live or get remunerated by the real world.

 

[MartytheMartian]

A person with views like her, whether male, female or 'other' is a feckin' danger to society. She should be under curfew, well actually she should be in a nursing home somewhere.

 

[half ton]

Not the one I work at FFS

 

[DD67]

This is the level of inteligence that occupies the houses of westminster

She's obviously not dealing from the full deck
As I'm sure her huge, applauding audience will agree
I reckon she's the cleaner

 

[Foxy]

I was 27.?% body fat, that's now down to 24% but with the working out and walking every day (2hours a day 5 days a week), my muscle mass has increased, so my BMI has me as overweight, which is inaccurate. The visceral fat is the killer for us blokes, that's what really needs getting down, not the fat you can see and pinch.



No mate, the new leathers were

What I meant was, how do you work/find out these things? I know t'BMI is bollox.

 

[Foxy]

A mass of tasteless speculation in the midst of an ongoing investigation by people who should stay out of operational policing and sub judice matters. As for the blatant misandry..... woman who does not live or get remunerated by the real world.

Google time again........................

 

[The Departed]

What I meant was, how do you work/find out these things? I know t'BMI is bollox.

Weight scales, they're about £30 on Amazon.

 

[Foxy]

Pardon my ignorance, mi owd Lancashire hotpot, but how the fuck can a set of weighing scales tell thi whats going off inside thi body??

 

[The Departed]

Pardon my ignorance, mi owd Lancashire hotpot, but how the fuck can a set of weighing scales tell thi whats going off inside thi body??

Fucking Yorkshire I swear.

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[chas]

Weight scales, they're about £30 on Amazon.

I get that the excess suet around my kidneys is the thing that needs to go but like Foxy said how does the machine tell?

 

[Sarky B’stard]

I get that the excess suet around my kidneys is the thing that needs to go but like Foxy said how does the machine tell?

It can’t unless it’s an MRI scanner or some such.

It’s perfectly normal. Deer stock fat that way to over winter and our ancestors probably stuffed themselves for winter starvation too. You just don’t want it 365!

But starvation works.....

 

[The Departed]

I get that the excess suet around my kidneys is the thing that needs to go but like Foxy said how does the machine tell?

It measures blood flow etc. The one's I have is 100% accurate and helps focus.

 

[The Departed]

It can’t unless it’s an MRI scanner or some such.

It’s perfectly normal. Deer stock fat that way to over winter and our ancestors probably stuffed themselves for winter starvation too. You just don’t want it 365!

But starvation works.....

That's why vascular fat is one of the biggest killers for Men.

 

[chas]

helps focus.

If it does that for you the numbers are moot

 

[Foxy]

It measures blood flow etc. The one's I have is 100% accurate and helps focus.

How does tha know it's 100% accurate, if tha can't see inside thisen?

 

[The Departed]

How does tha know it's 100% accurate, if tha can't see inside thisen?

Scientific theory - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Foxy]

That's all well and good, but tha can't be 100% sure that it's 100% accurate, when it can't see inside thi, surely?

 

[Sarky B’stard]

They are pretty inaccurate.....

Body fat scale accuracy: How they work and alternative methods

Body fat scales are devices that estimate the relative percentages of fat and muscle inside the body. Read on to learn about how they work and their accuracy.

www.medicalnewstoday.com

The best are merely 20% out, the worst 30% plus........ and then there is how much we individually correspond to mathematical models.

Anyone for Covid?

 

[The Departed]

They are pretty inaccurate.....

Body fat scale accuracy: How they work and alternative methods

Body fat scales are devices that estimate the relative percentages of fat and muscle inside the body. Read on to learn about how they work and their accuracy.

www.medicalnewstoday.com

The best are merely 20% out, the worst 30% plus........ and then there is how much we individually correspond to mathematical models.

Anyone for Covid?

Are you on about BMI which every scale is wholly inaccurate or Vascular fat scales which are accurate?

 

[Sarky B’stard]

Did you read the article?

‘Home body fat scales also cannot show where a person’s body fat is stored. The location of body fat is an important consideration when assessing a person’s susceptibility to disease. For instance, a 2016 study found an association between increased abdominal fat and a higher risk of developing cardiovascular disease.’

I think you mean visceral fat i.e. the stuff around your kidneys etc. Vascular means your blood circulatory system. Your gadget won’t do clogged arteries either. Sorry.