Don the Don
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I commend your honesty, most would have found a dodgy supplier and movements folk, but for something that size you did right
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Don the Don
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Mr Sleaze is at it again
Biden called ‘creepy’ after attempting to compliment young girl by saying she ‘looks 19’ (msn.com)
Biden called ‘creepy’ after attempting to compliment young girl by saying she ‘looks 19’ (msn.com)
Sarky B’stard
Legendary Knight
US personnel enjoy tax free status which is quite different
MartytheMartian
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Today went out for a quick spin on the Daytona and, on the way back in to the village down Hell's Glen I stopped at the hairpin bend on the final downhill stretch from Hell's Glen into Glen Donich for a wee nosy down the steep drop off (behind me when I took this photo). 
Got back on the bike and realised I was on a scree of gravel that had been shoved out to the edge of the bend. Trying desperately not to drop the bike as I'm trying to turn her toward the good tarmac with both feet and the tyres sliding under me! Of course, while I am doing this some fellow on a BMW adventure bike turns down the hill and stops to see if I need help. I am thinking that he thought I had come off and my explanation, muffled by my lid of " just slid on this feckin' gravel' might have sounded like I had indeed come a cropper rather than just found myself in a tricky situation. I tell you one thing - Trying to keep her upright at zero miles per hour while pointing downhill on gravel made it patently clear that, if you ran wide on that stretch you wouldn't stand a feckin' chance and, if you were going any speed you would be heading down into a steep narrow ravine. There is loose gravel all over the roads around here, especially along the centre of the single tracks roads and one of these days someone is going to come a real serious cropper if they aren't careful.
Got back on the bike and realised I was on a scree of gravel that had been shoved out to the edge of the bend. Trying desperately not to drop the bike as I'm trying to turn her toward the good tarmac with both feet and the tyres sliding under me! Of course, while I am doing this some fellow on a BMW adventure bike turns down the hill and stops to see if I need help. I am thinking that he thought I had come off and my explanation, muffled by my lid of " just slid on this feckin' gravel' might have sounded like I had indeed come a cropper rather than just found myself in a tricky situation. I tell you one thing - Trying to keep her upright at zero miles per hour while pointing downhill on gravel made it patently clear that, if you ran wide on that stretch you wouldn't stand a feckin' chance and, if you were going any speed you would be heading down into a steep narrow ravine. There is loose gravel all over the roads around here, especially along the centre of the single tracks roads and one of these days someone is going to come a real serious cropper if they aren't careful.
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Fuck him Duck, not worth the grief. Karma will get him sooner or later.Someone I work with that as used a friendship I was developing to be a crafty bastard and try to stick his dick in something...Smarmy little shit as wrecked the friendship and what makes it worse is the poison little dwarf is trying to create an image and character for himself to impress based on my characteristics...Its cringeworthy...
Anyway I fucked em all off and that little shite needs to watch his step or he's gonna find out just what this duck can do and is all about if necessary...
Total b#stards
BAD LUCK DUCK
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That's what I'm trying to convince myself of...I just don't like the fact the person being manipulated can't see it..
Sometimes I despair with people...
chas
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Like @Public Enemy said, don't waste any energy, physical or mental, on cunts.Someone I work with that as used a friendship I was developing to be a crafty bastard and try to stick his dick in something...Smarmy little shit as wrecked the friendship and what makes it worse is the poison little dwarf is trying to create an image and character for himself to impress based on my characteristics...Its cringeworthy...
Anyway I fucked em all off and that little shite needs to watch his step or he's gonna find out just what this duck can do and is all about if necessary...
Total b#stards
Fuck'em off and move on.
Don't let it under your feathers, that way they win.
BAD LUCK DUCK
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That's exactly what I'm trying to convince myself of...
Between us lot i think when the opportunity arises i may give karma a bit of a nudge in the right direction if you know what I mean....Subtlety for a change...no one will ever expect that coming from me
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The Departed
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That's exactly what I'm trying to convince myself of...
Between us lot i think when the opportunity arises i may give karma a bit of a nudge in the right direction if you know what I mean....Subtlety for a change...no one will ever expect that coming from me
Fanny. Go guns blazing. Rock up in the Jaaaaaaag and say "oi cant u waant Sam"
BAD LUCK DUCK
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Get me a Thompson machine gun a m9111 and a few grenades and I'll recreate the rampage movies for you...
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The Departed
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Get me a Thompson machine gun a m9111 and a few grenades and I'll recreate the rampage movies for you...
I was thinking tommy two guns out of snatch
Big Sandy
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Same here... Local council had a bright idea.... "I know, let's put fine grey pipe benching in the ruts, at the side of the road, especially on bends..." So, of course, in the dark it looks like road surface, folk drive on it and it spits out onto the tarmac. It's fookin lethal.
And the potholes, jeeze. Out in the Landy today I actually found it a smoother ride driving on the bastard verge than the tarmac.
MartytheMartian
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Jesus H. Christ talk about a different day! Yesterday I pottered around a brilliantly empty and sunkissed Cowal on my Bonnie. Today on the other hand I had to take my wife in to one of her daughters who she is staying with for a week and who lives just a wee bit North East of Glasgow as her youngest is due to give birth any day now and wants her to be there. Just getting out of the village was a pain in the ass with hordes of cars bearing 'roof boxes' and driven by twats who have no idea how to drive on single track roads coming the other way. Got down to Tarbet at the top of Loch Lomond and lo and behold! Traffic was fluctuating between a crawl and a standstill. More than two hour later we finally reached the southern end of Loch Lomond and I took the backroads over to Milton of Campsie and down to the Step daughters as I didn't want to risk getting caught in gridlocked traffic on the Motorway into Glasgow which would, ordinarily, be the quickest way to reach her place. Over four hours to travel a distance that would normally take less than an hour and a half tops! Got the missus to her destination, had a bite to eat (The Step Daughter lives next to a chippy called 'The Best Chippie' and it wasn't too shabby) and then I was on my way home again. On the return journey I took the M8 which was virtually deserted but, when I reached the foot of Loch Lomond, around 9pm, traffic heading south was still at a standstill and the tail back was something like maybe eight or ten miles all the way to the top road into Luss! I can think of much better ways to spend a Bank Holiday than in a sardine can in a traffic jam.
Don the Don
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Trying to upload pic's all I get is a "Parsing response failed" indication after it struggles to load, I hate fuggin computers tried all sorts still no joy
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Sarky B’stard
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Not too dissimilar to my day..... Having started early in the garden to avoid full sun I see my wife gesticulating from the back door. She is using all her fingers so I think ‘Can’t be too serious.’
When I get there it is a re-schedule from quite heavily pregnant daughter who wants home to Embra from friend on South side of Glesga, to avoid train, mask, suitcase etc. It’s what Dad’s are for......
Over 4 hrs later I get home having had the joys of the M74, M73, M77 & M8 in close proximity to masses of other grockle traffic and a couple of lungfulls of Daldowie Sewage Works at its ripest.
Daughter hugely grateful. Me? Like the sewage works - wiped out. Didn’t help seeing so many bikes out. My turn today and tomorrow...... when I am not fitting windows
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The Departed
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Found out that another CIC is stealing money out of funds. Really does piss me off.
BAD LUCK DUCK
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Well apparently I can't punch a fellow employee in the face even if its outside of work hours and not on company property..
But I ain't punched anybody yet I said...
Word gets around and we're just saying they said and some other stuff as well but I wasn't really interested or listening
But I ain't punched anybody yet I said...
Word gets around and we're just saying they said and some other stuff as well but I wasn't really interested or listening
Scrappy
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The Departed
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So you've given a guy a warning, and he has gone telling tales to the boss?
I seriously want to get off this planet if this goes any further than the bloke being told to shut the fuck up as it has nothing to do with his place of work.