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MICK 56

MICK 56

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Sarky B’stard said:
Superficially about slavery but more likely Jagger’s dusky mistress of the moment (Claudia Lennear) & not the one who thought she was (Marsha Hunt). Probably being dropped for purely commercial reasons given Jagger’s noted attachment to money.
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Very shrewed bloke, he is too. I had to chuckle, when Jerry Hall was told, that their marriage in Bali, was not recognised in America, or Britain, so she was entitled to fuck all divorce settlement.:) The greedy bitch wanted 80% of his gross wealth. But had to settle, for whatever he decided to giver her, and when. What a result.
 
DD67

DD67

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Tallpaul said:
British citizen of "Somali heritage"...................
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Which is reason enough for Somali asylum seekers to be excluded from the UK.

If we suspend reality for a moment & believe the guy in question was originally fleeing persecution in his own country. And he wasn't just heading to the soft touch LIberal UK for a cushy life on our benefits system? 😏

How many perfectly safe countries did he cross on his way here? 🤔
Countries where he could have left his "alleged" persecution behind him.

Unfortunately, he decided to kill a conservative politician. Not a labour politician. Presumably because the conservatives have a slightly tighter grip on the reality of immigration from such shit hole country's than Labour do 😏

The above goes for just about every single "asylum seeker" from countries 100's if not 1000's of miles from the UK.
If it's genuinely about a need to get to a place of safety? Why do they continue to "flee" until they reach our shores? 🤔

During my time as a volunteer at a homeless charity. I had dealings with several Somali immigrants. It didn't go well cos they are ungrateful/entitled gobshites! That have a very firm grip on exactly how our weak society works these days 😡
Grabbing a few by the throat & calmly explaining to them that the charity in question wasn't set up for c#nts like them. Yet, if they played by the rules & didn't play the black card. It was utopia in the making.
However, if they gave me (as a guy that was there without pay & voluntarily helping them & others) any shit.
My reaction would be far less liberal than they'd like!
In fact, my reaction may make them wish they'd remained in Somalia?

After that, they minded their P's & Q's around myself. But they still absolutely took the pi$$ with every other white person in the place! And got away with it 😡

As a lot of similar folk still feel the need to respect white folk in their own countries. They started calling me "Mr Jez" or "Boss man"
I never liked it or wanted it. But it did prove that they respected my stand against their attempts to take control of our weak "woke" society.

Having said that. I can't blame them for trying it on with the other staff. Cos they accepted it 🙄
 
Sarky B’stard

Sarky B’stard

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Let’s cut the crap. The Machester bomber was fleeing persecution in his own country which is why he went back there on holiday.
Many of this lot are psychologically damaged by all sorts of things but it doesn’t mean we are under any obligation to make space for them in our lifeboat while they try to sink it. The media narrative is MP vulnerability not ‘who, how, why, etc’ about stemming the flow of people who hate us.
 
Doc Strange

Doc Strange

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MICK 56 said:
Very shrewed bloke, he is too. I had to chuckle, when Jerry Hall was told, that their marriage in Bali, was not recognised in America, or Britain, so she was entitled to fuck all divorce settlement.:) The greedy bitch wanted 80% of his gross wealth. But had to settle, for whatever he decided to giver her, and when. What a result.
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To be fair to her, Mick had just been caught with his trousers down with some 19 y.o ish model again.

Have to say, at his age, he should have stuck to Jerry and have known better!

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Flash

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As a balance on the Somalian thing, the MP murderer was the son of an immigrant, not an immigrant per se.
I also had one of my biggest lump in my throat moments a few years ago. I had a Somalian work for me, he was there several years and took a fair bit of workplace ribbing for his accent and choice of words (i fondly remember him asking me for "hand socks", i knew he meant gloves but there was no Somali word for it as they didnt need them). I knew he was studying for a citizenship as he had asked me for a reference. I knew he had taken it when he came up to me and said "Mr Paul, I'm an Englishman like you now", fair brought a lump to my throat i tell you. He was prouder than me to be English/ British (as we are obliged to say)
 
DD67

DD67

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Flash said:
As a balance on the Somalian thing, the MP murderer was the son of an immigrant, not an immigrant per se.
I also had one of my biggest lump in my throat moments a few years ago. I had a Somalian work for me, he was there several years and took a fair bit of workplace ribbing for his accent and choice of words (i fondly remember him asking me for "hand socks", i knew he meant gloves but there was no Somali word for it as they didnt need them). I knew he was studying for a citizenship as he had asked me for a reference. I knew he had taken it when he came up to me and said "Mr Paul, I'm an Englishman like you now", fair brought a lump to my throat i tell you. He was prouder than me to be English/ British (as we are obliged to say)
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Glad you had a good experience with a Somali guy Flash.
But I've never met one that I liked.
It isn't a colour thing. As I'll say the same about 90% of the white South African guys I've met as well.
 
Sarky B’stard

Sarky B’stard

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DD67 said:
Glad you had a good experience with a Somali guy Flash.
But I've never met one that I liked.
It isn't a colour thing. As I'll say the same about 90% of the white South African guys I've met as well.
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I know where you are coming from. The cultural aspect is usually far more significant than creed or colour. The average Bosnian Moslem was a darn sight more agreeable to me than their Serb or Croat counterparts…..
 
MartytheMartian

MartytheMartian

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There is a huge culture clash. I have a pal over in the states who let out a flat he owned to a group of Somali's. He had refitted the place with a new kitchen and all mod cons. A few weeks later he got a call from the neighbours complaining that there were awful smells coming from the place. He went round to check on the place and found that his tenants were cooking on an open fire they had made in the middle of his floor and he couldn't even identify what the hell they were cooking. By his description I would guess it was 'bushmeat' or roadkill. They hadn't touched the new oven and range he had fitted because they 'preferred' their traditional method. These weren't un-educated people either.
 
DD67

DD67

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MartytheMartian said:
There is a huge culture clash. I have a pal over in the states who let out a flat he owned to a group of Somali's. He had refitted the place with a new kitchen and all mod cons. A few weeks later he got a call from the neighbours complaining that there were awful smells coming from the place. He went round to check on the place and found that his tenants were cooking on an open fire they had made in the middle of his floor and he couldn't even identify what the hell they were cooking. By his description I would guess it was 'bushmeat' or roadkill. They hadn't touched the new oven and range he had fitted because they 'preferred' their traditional method. These weren't un-educated people either.
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I had lunch with a mate yesterday whom I haven't seen for approx 4 months.
The conversation turned to a mutual friend that we've know for 30yrs+

The mutal friend is what most folk would call a racist. He'd come out with statements such as..."What have black Africans achieved compared to those in the civilised world? Many still live in mud huts, consider marriage to children to be fine. And they would rather believe in the medical skills of bloke with a bone through his nose than an actual doctor"... etc etc.

We used to laugh at him, & unsuccessfully attempted to correct him.
Going by your story Marty. Maybe he wasn't too far off the truth? 🤔
 
Sarky B’stard

Sarky B’stard

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MartytheMartian said:
There is a huge culture clash. I have a pal over in the states who let out a flat he owned to a group of Somali's. He had refitted the place with a new kitchen and all mod cons. A few weeks later he got a call from the neighbours complaining that there were awful smells coming from the place. He went round to check on the place and found that his tenants were cooking on an open fire they had made in the middle of his floor and he couldn't even identify what the hell they were cooking. By his description I would guess it was 'bushmeat' or roadkill. They hadn't touched the new oven and range he had fitted because they 'preferred' their traditional method. These weren't un-educated people either.
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The same thing happened with a ‘Middle Eastern’ family in Camberley. Barbecued carpet big time. They were unfamiliar with kitchen appliances…..
 
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