Allegedly
A Place For Your WTF Moments
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Sarky B’stard
Legendary Knight
Sarky B’stard
Legendary Knight
I will see you in court. Bring your briefs. One will not be enough.Allegedly
Scrappy
Legendary Knight
Such ignorance of your own tongue
Complete amateur….. so not even a ‘beginner’.
Your father must have had an evil sense of humour, you're not supposed to use your tongue
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chas
Legendary Knight
An amateur dabbles in the craft. We're just establishing, italicisation aside, degrees of dabble.Such ignorance of your own tongue
Complete amateur….. so not even a ‘beginner’.
And *I* didn't bring up wanking off dogs, I just commented on your 'amateur' interest. M'lud.
Foxy
Legendary Knight
I've bin laughing for about 10 mins, at this now.....Your father must have had an evil sense of humour, you're not supposed to use your tongue
Sarky B’stard
Legendary Knight
My Dad was so dry you would find the penny dropped minutes after he’d taken the piss.Your father must have had an evil sense of humour, you're not supposed to use your tongue
Sarky B’stard
Legendary Knight
It begins and ends at anal glands; interest and experience OK? Don’t take leeberties!
Old Nick
Legendary Knight
Scrappy
Legendary Knight
Marty is right, the human race is doomed! - Shows just how fucking useless these people are to society... and possibly to the reproduction of the human race
Sarky B’stard
Legendary Knight
Nah, just the Asians and Hispanics refusing to accept the pecking order! I mean, it’s not as if we are first 
That story will be the most popular thread on our previous home by lunchtime today. I predict more mutual back slapping & the nodding of heads
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
Tallpaul
Legendary Knight
If you've seen it all, that that make it big or small? Asking for a friend...................
Tallpaul
Legendary Knight
Did you mean pecker order?Nah, just the Asians and Hispanics refusing to accept the pecking order! I mean, it’s not as if we are first
Tallpaul
Legendary Knight
If you don't like the sauce bottle, I invite you to eat elsewhere, twat.
Sarky B’stard
Legendary Knight
Of course not. How gross!
MartytheMartian
Legendary Knight
The guy with the sauce bottle is gonna have an absolute fit when he finds out about the internal combustion engine. 'Suck, Squeeze, Bang. Blow' is gonna ruin his miniscule mind.