A Place For Your WTF Moments

[DD67]

I have tried but there are things here I just don’t understand.

Woman accused of using sex toy and masturbating in public

Chloe Thompson, 41, from Middlesbrough, has pleaded not guilty to the three charges

www.gazettelive.co.uk

The use of words such as she & her in relation to she/her having a penis is just plain bizarre
If "she" is convicted & sent to prison. Will it be a male or female prison?

 

[MartytheMartian]

The sad thing is that they are usually sent to women's prisons and then often commit sexual assaults on the real women in them.

 

[DD67]

What do you reckon, real or created on a computer?

If it's real. Surely it was an extremely lucky escape. Rather than a planned manoeuvre

 

[MartytheMartian]

I reckon' that's an out and out fake.

 

[Scrappy]

I was reading an article t'other day about the situation vis-a-vis the Russia v's Ukraine match and it predicted that the kick-off would be 'late January or February 2022'. Armageddon is coming and I reckon it's not before time!

@MartytheMartian as you may be aware the very accurate Mayan calendar according to modern interpretation/translation predicted the end of the current time (end of civilisation?) to be on or around 21st Dec 2012, so being on or around lets for argument sake say 22nd Dec, then you would get 22122012 and that only takes a very minor mistranslation to put a digit in the wrong units column and end up with 22022022

 

[DD67]

I reckon' that's an out and out fake.

Why do you say that Marty? Other than the fact it's feckin insane
I've watched it multiple times & still can't decide mate.
On the one hand that wild swing to the left before steering right. Could cause the car to lift like that. Especially if the wind was incredibly strong from the right hand side.
But if it was deliberate? The driver is either highly skilled or incredibly stupid/lucky!

 

[Scrappy]

Why do you say that Marty? Other than the fact it's feckin insane
I've watched it multiple times & still can't decide mate.
On the one hand that wild swing to the left before steering right. Could cause the car to lift like that. Especially if the wind was incredibly strong from the right hand side.
But if it was deliberate? The driver is either highly skilled or incredibly stupid/lucky!

I would agree DD, however if it were real I would expect the driver who's camera captured it to be more vocal like "WHAT THE F#CK!!!"

But I can't tell if it fake or not

 

[MartytheMartian]

Well @DD67 First, if you will notice that the camera follows the 'action' where. if it was a dashcam it would be fixed so whoever was filming it must have been incredibly good to catch the car coming past his position and secondly there is something odd about the way the car tilts onto two wheels. It just doesn't look quite right and I certainly wouldn't like a sports car that could be jogged up onto two wheels that easily. I also feel there is something just a little 'off' about the shadow under the car.

 

[DD67]

Either way it's impressive.
An awesome fake or an awesome escape
If it was deliberate, the driver needs to see a shrink asap!

 

[Scrappy]

Fake 2NCS is automotive CGI

 

[DD67]

Fake 2NCS is automotive CGI

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Is that referring to the clip in question Scrappy?

 

[MartytheMartian]

Ah I never spotted that @Scrappy as I was looking closely at the cars frame by frame. If you look at the bottom of the 'clip' @DD67 you will see the text 2NCS come up at one point.

 

[Scrappy]

Is that referring to the clip in question Scrappy?

They also did this...

 

[DD67]

They also did this...

That solves that mystery then
I wanted it to be real. I just didn't think it could be

 

[Sarky B’stard]

No mystery

CGI!

 

[DD67]

No mystery
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CGI!

WHAT?
Surely you aren't suggesting that Russell didn't really fight that tiger

 

[Scrappy]

WHAT?
Surely you aren't suggesting that Russell didn't really fight that tiger

Its alright mate, they didn't have CGI back then

 

[DD67]

Its alright mate, they didn't have CGI back then

I knew it!
So Marcus the bad ass really did kill the tiger & any human stupid enough to take him on
It would have been a different story if Tom Cruise had got the staring role. They'd have needed loads of CGI then

 

[HV66]

Army regiment's cap badge compared to brutal apartheid terror squad

The beret for the newly-formed Ranger Regiment, which features a bird of prey, has been compared to the badge worn by the Selous Scouts, a feared special forces regiment from the Rhodesian Army.

www.dailymail.co.uk

British Army fury as new badge compared to Nazi and Apartheid death squad symbols

THE BRITISH ARMY has been flooded with furious comments as their newly revealed badge bears a marked resemblance to symbols of Nazi and Apartheid death squads.

www.express.co.uk

 

[MartytheMartian]

'News Just In!' The Police, SAS and Security personnel must never wear Black uniforms from now on as the Nazi's wore black. In other news Magnolia paint has been outlawed as it's consistently the most popular paint for household use and, being somewhat akin to the skin of 'white' people is an oppressive colour linked to 'White Supremacist' views.