Accident

Tallpaul · 2025-02-09T12:00:21+0000

gazzatriumph said:
Forgot to mention I haven't had a shit for a week, had a few laxatives, I pity the poor person dealing with that when it arrives

That will be you then............

Don the Don · 2025-02-09T14:33:14+0000

Tallpaul said:
That will be you then............

Aye, Hospital Laxatives are industrial strength, he'll need more than a bedpan more like a 45 gallon drum,

gazzatriumph · 2025-02-09T18:50:58+0000

2 shits today, I'll keep you updated if you like

Don the Don · 2025-02-09T23:01:13+0000

gazzatriumph said:
2 shits today, I'll keep you updated if you like

"Two, Just Two" I could equal that by 9 o clock in a morning, Haven't shat for a week you said, it should be more like:

gazzatriumph · 2025-02-10T03:46:30+0000

Don the Don said:
"Two, Just Two" I could equal that by 9 o clock in a morning, Haven't shat for a week you said, it should be more like:

Only two, but took three nurses to carry the bed pan out. Looked a bit like Ben Nevis, I was proud of my work.

Don the Don · 2025-02-10T09:21:40+0000

gazzatriumph said:
Only two, but took three nurses to carry the bed pan out. Looked a bit like Ben Nevis, I was proud of my work.

"Top Man" my philosophy if you have to go make it a good one, if you see the Hospital janitor with a shovel you know we're he's going