You know it'll just be dreich at Marty's.
"Sadist" tormenting poor old @MartytheMartian like that
Yeah, I know. I was hoping he might have had a few flakes by now...."Sadist" tormenting poor old @MartytheMartian like that
Now that you're an honorary Jock. You'll have to huddle around a candle to keep warm. Then if it gets really cold, you'll be forced to light itSnow here and more to come, minus brass monkey outside as well
Candles are for Nun's mate, as for being an Honorary Jock I'll no be wearing a skirt.Now that you're an honorary Jock. You'll have to huddle around a candle to keep warm. Then if it gets really cold, you'll be forced to light it
Only if they lube them up first.Candles are for Nun's mate
"Nah" Candles are made of wax, Nuns just dip them in holy water firstOnly if they lube them up first.
They're too busy attending climate change conferences to waste time forecasting!Well, the weatherman was his usual accurate self. We had a few little teeny flakes of snow earlier on at sea level and then very light rain for much of the day. Scattered snow over the tops of the mountains but definitely not the predicted 'Big Freeze' that the BBC and newspapers have been screaming about.
I remember a couple of years ago the Met Office got very political and published reports on how society was going to collapse in the UK in ten years or so due to 'Climate Change'. Why would we listen to wankers who can't even predict the weather for the next day? I believe they predicted three inches of snow for my area, well that didn't happen, not even at two thousand feet above sea level. Arseholes.