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Don the Don
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"What" I thought they ate them"One for you cat lovers.
The bosses Mum and Dad have recently found out due to ongoing medical issues - and at a considerable cost to us - they've both contracted asthma, and that's why their breathing has become laboured etc
So tonight/tomorrow, all the cats (6+) in the home area are to be bagged and drowned.
Sad really but that's how they deal with things over there. You should see what they do to criminals.
T
The Departed
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They only eat dogs, and that's just the very poor farmworkers, such as this one they eat because the dog kept chewing my flip-flops. They said the dog showed no respect.. My son was gutted when I told him a few years ago, he would walk the dog everywhere
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
They got it all wrong, dogs are mans best friend and have character cats are annoying shits that look at you with utter contempt
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T
The Departed
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They're very religious, hence waay too many children with no money and don't eat pussy
Imagine that little dog in that outfit in a dimly lit room.
I'm not scared of spiders but seeing that shoot across the floor. Might well produce a requirement for clean underwear!
Apparently, we have furry guests on Saturday 
Only for the day, but it'll still be great
Their owner is the dent/paint DR from Mrs DD's work.
Hence I grabbed the opportunity to get in his good books.
I still really fancy learning that black art. So looking after his dogs for the day FOC. Should ingratiate me with him
One is an adult male who apparently everyone that meets is terrified of
The other is an adolescent female who apparently is a real sweetheart
Mrs DD has met both, & several times. She has a great working relationship with the aggressive male. I'll focus on the sweetheart female pup
Only for the day, but it'll still be great
Their owner is the dent/paint DR from Mrs DD's work.
Hence I grabbed the opportunity to get in his good books.
I still really fancy learning that black art. So looking after his dogs for the day FOC. Should ingratiate me with him
One is an adult male who apparently everyone that meets is terrified of
The other is an adolescent female who apparently is a real sweetheart
Mrs DD has met both, & several times. She has a great working relationship with the aggressive male. I'll focus on the sweetheart female pup
We are just over halfway through our day with the furry house guests.
It didn't start well at all. They arrived whilst I was upstairs. I walked into the living room just as Dexter (the large male) was coming in from the garden. He went berserk & it made me jump. I honestly thought I was going to be bitten but thankfully I wasn't.
We are all friends now & they've finally chilled out after a walk
Compared to Bull Terriers, they are hyperactive.
Seemingly their energy levels are not far off that of a Spaniel.
Pippa the 4 month old pup is double cute but in a royal PITA way!
I wouldn't be surprised if she now thinks her name is..."Oi, put that down!"...
It didn't start well at all. They arrived whilst I was upstairs. I walked into the living room just as Dexter (the large male) was coming in from the garden. He went berserk & it made me jump. I honestly thought I was going to be bitten but thankfully I wasn't.
We are all friends now & they've finally chilled out after a walk
Compared to Bull Terriers, they are hyperactive.
Seemingly their energy levels are not far off that of a Spaniel.
Pippa the 4 month old pup is double cute but in a royal PITA way!
I wouldn't be surprised if she now thinks her name is..."Oi, put that down!"...
MartytheMartian
Legendary Knight
That second dog looks like someone has taken the head off a brown dog and stuck it on a spotty dog.
That was taken after the brawl with Jez.
I told her that, & she wasn't impressed!
Apparently she's supposed to look like that & her Dad paid over £2000 for her?
She's now taking it out on what was Dozers squeaky Flamingo
MartytheMartian
Legendary Knight
£2000?!!!! Jeez I'd want it to be able to both sing and dance for that kind of money!
good dog, its listening to everything you say after all.
BAD LUCK DUCK
Forum Duck
Go on puppy..Kill the crap out of that gay pink monstrosityI told her that, & she wasn't impressed!
Apparently she's supposed to look like that & her Dad paid over £2000 for her?
She's now taking it out on what was Dozers squeaky Flamingo
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MartytheMartian
Legendary Knight
That's a terrible thing to call Jez @BAD LUCK DUCK
That "gay pink monstrosity" belonged to this 6.5st bruiser & he loved itGo on puppy..Kill the crap out of that gay pink monstrosity
I guess he didn't have anything to prove to anyone Duck
Look out for the Flamingo appearing in your bed at our next meet up. I still occasionally have a chuckle at your reaction to this
Our furry guests have been collected.
Having them for the day was fine & we'd do so again. But neither of us would want to own one of their breed (Pointer)
The adult male was ok & hopefully the pup will grow out of her unruly behaviour. But at the minute she's a law unto herself. So much so, I feel sorry for the older dog. He rarely gets a minutes peace from her!
Having them for the day was fine & we'd do so again. But neither of us would want to own one of their breed (Pointer)
The adult male was ok & hopefully the pup will grow out of her unruly behaviour. But at the minute she's a law unto herself. So much so, I feel sorry for the older dog. He rarely gets a minutes peace from her!
Sarky B’stard
Legendary Knight
Most gun dogs are energy + brains - ……. Not my first choice of calm, centred pet.
