So what frivolous things have you bought lately? Why?

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Just ordered a new Beretta cap..
Something about this one quacked to me quacking buy me buy me

 

[half ton]

Whys it got a pigeon on the front Duck

 

[Public Enemy]

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Just ordered a new Beretta cap..
Something about this one quacked to me quacking buy me buy me

Don't some Beretta owners shoot ducks Duck?

 

[Sarky B’stard]

Funny, I pictured you in one of these:

 

[Scrappy]

Funny, I pictured you in one of these:

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Perv!

 

[Sarky B’stard]

It’s just that we already have a

and I thought, ‘Why not?’

 

[smib]

No more quacking for these two thanks to Mr Beretta?

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Just ordered a new Beretta cap..
Something about this one quacked to me quacking buy me buy me

 

[GaleForceEight]

I only have the two Berettas.

A Beretta Lioness (semi auto), and a Silver Pigeon which went onto my ticket after my Brother moved to Spain. Technically the SP is his, but it’s on my section 2 so I claim dibs on it until he wants it back!

 

[Big Sandy]

Saw this and thought of @BAD LUCK DUCK

Its Captain Kirk!



(it's on Amazon!)

 

[The Departed]

Saw this and thought of @BAD LUCK DUCK

Its Captain Kirk!

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(it's on Amazon!)

I saw this and thought of @BAD LUCK DUCK

Dog and a duck in a bestiality vid

Dog and a duck in a bestiality vid

tgpzoo.com

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

I

Whys it got a pigeon on the front Duck

It's a very handsome Duck I'll have you know madame

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Don't some Beretta owners shoot ducks Duck?

Along with the peasant army I'm also raising a duck militia...
Our day is coming and what a day it will be

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Funny, I pictured you in one of these:

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What...Inside a black man...
Not on your Nelly mate

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

It’s just that we already have a

and I thought, ‘Why not?’

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That's brilliant..
I love it...
Also ducks don't do choir boys up the poop chute..

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

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No more quacking for these two thanks to Mr Beretta?

What that photo doesn't show is the utter carnage and destruction that those two martyrs and heroes to the cause done moments before and how they mercilessly gunned down a dozen liberals before they finally ran out of ammo and met their fate...
God bless them both..
We in the peasant army and Duck Militia will see you again one day my brothers in Valhalla

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Saw this and thought of @BAD LUCK DUCK

Its Captain Kirk!

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(it's on Amazon!)

Captain Kirk is the one and only Captain of the starship Enterprise...

He taught us what space exploration is all about..

Shagging sexy alien babes and blasting the shit out of anyone that tries to stop us

 

[DD67]

What that photo doesn't show is the utter carnage and destruction that those two martyrs and heroes to the cause done moments before and how they mercilessly gunned down a dozen liberals before they finally ran out of ammo and met their fate...
God bless them both..
We in the peasant army and Duck Militia will see you again one day my brothers in Valhalla

It's starting to become clear why the former Mrs Duck didn't approve of you drinking alcohol!

 

[chas]

Haven't bought it yet but I'm considering buying a 'swazzle', the device used by Punch and Judy entertainers to provide the voice.

I'll use it at work. All day. Whenever somebody speaks to me.

 

[MartytheMartian]

I had one of them years ago and could never get the 'trick' but I can do the Mr Punch voice without it. I can even do a sort of Bass version of Donald Duck. It was normal Donald Duck when I was a kid but now it's a hell of a lot deeper.

 

[chas]

I had one of them years ago and could never get the 'trick' but I can do the Mr Punch voice without it. I can even do a sort of Bass version of Donald Duck. It was normal Donald Duck when I was a kid but now it's a hell of a lot deeper.

That sounds at the same time bizarre, frightening and eminently marketable

You could have a career in voiceovers looming