The Conspiracy Theorists Thread

[Scrappy]

Nah, he's a fraud as there won't be a year 5000 and anyway LA won't be flooded by global warming as it will sink under the sea following the next major earthquake but by then the Apocalypse will have already happened and LA will have already become a smouldering ruin,

Cheery as usual Marty

 

[DD67]

Nah, he's a fraud as there won't be a year 5000 and anyway LA won't be flooded by global warming as it will sink under the sea following the next major earthquake but by then the Apocalypse will have already happened and LA will have already become a smouldering ruin,

Will the pubs still be open after the apocalypse? It sounds like a hot sweaty kinda affair. I reckon a cold beer would be most welcome as the dust settles

 

[MartytheMartian]

Oh the pubs will still be open as Satan will need them as marshalling point for the collection of damned souls. The righteous will drink the pure waters that flow from the throne of the Lord!

 

[DD67]

Oh the pubs will still be open as Satan will need them as marshalling point for the collection of damned souls.

Thank f#ck for that!
No need to go looking for my mates then. They'll all be at the marshalling point as well
Apart from @BAD LUCK DUCK. He's banned for his defective tastebuds & general gayness

 

[MartytheMartian]

Ha! Reading my last post I do sound like a religious nut don't I? I must admit I was laughing me socks off after that one. Somehow I don't think the supreme being cares whether you like a drink or not.

 

[Don the Don]

This ain't you on a Sunday is it @MartytheMartian

 

[Holy Shit]

Ha! Reading my last post I do sound like a religious nut don't I? I must admit I was laughing me socks off after that one. Somehow I don't think the supreme being cares whether you like a drink or not.

But don’t you lot have a Presbyterian tradition to be proud of ?

 

[Don the Don]

But don’t you lot have a Presbyterian tradition to be proud of ?

for the most jocks are split into two camps, God fearing or Drunks

 

[DD67]

for the most jocks are split into two camps, God fearing or Drunks

I don't think @Sarky B’stard is big on the idea of a there being a God?

 

[chas]

for the most jocks are split into two camps, God fearing or Drunks

Left footers are both.

 

[DD67]

Left footers are both.

Oi!
I'm left footed & I'm not God fearing, ya cheeky c#nt!
As for being a drunk. My only problem with alcohol is having two hands, but only one mouth!

 

[Holy Shit]

I don't think @Sarky B’stard is big on the idea of a there being a God?

I don’t suppose he’s a drunk either,apart from his contrarian manner.

 

[DD67]

his contrarian manner.

Really?
I hadn't noticed

 

[Sarky B’stard]

Deeply spiritual but not conspicuously religious. I can seriously recommend this stuff


to help you see the light.

 

[Holy Shit]

Deeply spiritual but not conspicuously religious. I can seriously recommend this stuff
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to help you see the light.

Amen

 

[chas]

I don’t suppose he’s a drunk either,apart from his contrarian manner.

Drunks are those that can't hold their drink.

 

[chas]

Deeply spiritual but not conspicuously religious. I can seriously recommend this stuff
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to help you see the light.

I've PM'd my address for the bottle you're sending to educate me.

I'm an attentive student.

 

[Sarky B’stard]

I've PM'd my address for the bottle you're sending to educate me.

I'm an attentive student.

Have you considered prayer?

 

[Don the Don]

Don't say we don't try and make you chearfull @MartytheMartian

MSN

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[MartytheMartian]

Ach I don't buy into Nostradamus predictions. If you can't read it in the entrails of a dead chicken then it ain't a proper prediction.