Welcome to Mick

[Old Nick]

Nice bikes Mick

Is there a reason there’s a coffin on the back of the Harley

 

[Old Nick]

That's definitely red...
A proper red that you can get covered in claret with and nobody would ever know..
Those white trousers won't do though. Especially if you're a bird on blob week

I think it’s more likely to be Port than Claret bunch of doddery old buggers

There’s some very Posh Totty at the hunt though

 

[DD67]

Especially if you're a bird on blob week

I say old bean. What a terribly council estate turn of phrase!

 

[Big Sandy]

Yeah!
There's no feckin way Sandy handed over an entire £100 in one go!
He must think we were born yesterday

I haggled..... And yes, I gave him fifty one week and fifty the next.

It was a Fiat marea estate 19jtd (sorry @MICK 56 kinda hijacking your intro...) guy wanted £200 for it. He made the mistake of telling me it was a slug, and he was buying a chrysler pt crooser which was going to be soo much faster.

So, sucked the hollow tooth a bit, said "sounds like the turbo's shot then" offered him a ton and he ripped my arm off.

Got a second hand mass air flow sensor off a fiat brava (same engine) for a tenner and it went like the wind. Did 60+mpg too.

The irony is, I saw him on the A9 coming back from Inverness, and burnt him off. He was a bit taken aback, so told him I spent £300 sorting the turbo, which appeased him. Never one to rub somebody's nose in it. But on the inside? I was...

 

[Don the Don]

Nice bikes Mick

Is there a reason there’s a coffin on the back of the Harley

Looks like a Kawasaki VN, you only need the coffin for a Harley when it dies

There’s some very Posh Totty at the hunt though

You mean they say thank you after being knobbed

 

[Doc Strange]

You mean they say thank you after being knobbed

No, they say 'please' before

DS

 

[Old Nick]

Looks like a Kawasaki VN, you only need the coffin for a Harley when it dies

Need to get my glasses changed

 

[chas]

That Matchbox is a bloody peach Mick, I'd love something like that for dodging round the lanes.

 

[chas]

No, they say 'please' before

DS

No, they ask *you* to say please before

 

[Old Nick]

You mean they say thank you after being knobbed

Usually it’s ‘Do you mind leaving the way you came, through the back door?’

 

[DD67]

Sorry about this derailment @MICK 56
Obviously nurse is late doing her morning medication round.
They get like this when their meds wear off.
I much prefer them when they are chilled out & gently licking the forum windows. It's less messy than when they charge around in their pyjamas setting off the fire extinguishers

 

[Don the Don]

Normal forum after meds

 

[MICK 56]

Nice bikes Mick

Is there a reason there’s a coffin on the back of the Harley

The "Harley" is Kawasaki 1500 Nomad. And the coffin is a camping trailer. It has a 120ah battery, and a plugin for the charger, and gas socket socket on the back. It has a cooker/fridge, laptop sound & light system, remote controlled shower and a shitter. It folds out to form a 9ft X 4ft bed base/ day table/ bar. I use an inflatable sofa/bed on it. So no climbing up of the ground, for a piss in the night for me. It all fits inside a 3m X3m Gazebo, and still leaves me enough room to stumble about in.

 

[MICK 56]

That Matchbox is a bloody peach Mick, I'd love something like that for dodging round the lanes.

It's actually a Norton N15 Hybrid. They were a batch of parts bin bikes, that were sold as whatever badge they stuck on the tank that day. https://www.nortonownersclub.org/history/atlas-hybrids-1

 

[Big Sandy]

Normal forum after meds

And before

 

[Old Nick]

The "Harley" is Kawasaki 1500 Nomad. And the coffin is a camping trailer. It has a 120ah battery, and a plugin for the charger, and gas socket socket on the back. It has a cooker/fridge, laptop sound & light system, remote controlled shower and a shitter. It folds out to form a 9ft X 4ft bed base/ day table/ bar. I use an inflatable sofa/bed on it. So no climbing up of the ground, for a piss in the night for me. It all fits inside a 3m X3m Gazebo, and still leaves me enough room to stumble about in.

Brilliant I like that

Apologies for miss identifying your Kwak

 

[MICK 56]

Brilliant I like that

Apologies for miss identifying your Kwak

No apology required mate A lot of people think it's a Victory, because of the V for Vulcan, ( which is the model range it is part of ) on the tank. That trailer has had some strange old loads on it. I get some puzzled looks, when i put the fridge/freezer, full of beer and BBQ food, on it, for overnight shindigs in the forest.

 

[MICK 56]

Normal forum after meds

I think we have met before.

 

[DD67]

No apology required mate A lot of people think it's a Victory, because of the V for Vulcan, ( which is the model range it is part of ) on the tank. That trailer has had some strange old loads on it. I get some puzzled looks, when i put the fridge/freezer, full of beer and BBQ food, on it, for overnight shindigs in the forest. View attachment 11171View attachment 11172View attachment 11171View attachment 11172View attachment 11173View attachment 11174View attachment 11175

The fridge freezer I get, nobody wants warm beer. But why an exercise bike?

Or does that have nothing to do with a weekend away on the pi$$?

 

[MICK 56]

The fridge freezer I get, nobody wants warm beer. But why an exercise bike?
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Or does that have nothing to do with a weekend away on the pi$$?

When you are good looking as me, you need a fit and tidy body to go with it mate.