What’s made you happy for a change

[DD67]

Sadly not yet, Superbike Factory playing silly buggers, trying to charge £199 more than agreed

Surely not Judd?

They are notorious for their straightforward dealings. And they are hardly ever accused of being total & utter cowboys, & less honest than a British MP.

@Public Enemy, you might want to inform young master Dredd about SuperScam Factory? Even though I'm sure that you've already mentioned your dealings with these cowboys?

 

[half ton]

Surely not Judd?

They are notorious for their straightforward dealings. And they are hardly ever accused of being total & utter cowboys, & less honest than a British MP.

@Public Enemy, you might want to inform young master Dredd about SuperScam Factory? Even though I'm sure that you've already mentioned your dealings with these cowboys?

Would the £199 be an "admin fee" as far as I'm concerned if they try that chestnut they can get fucked

 

[MartytheMartian]

I got my blue Bonnie from them and I got it a good price I reckon but, when I enquired about a possible trade-in against another bike and they said they wouldn't touch it because of it's age, despite having another for sale of the same age and much higher mileage for four grand they dropped off my list of dealers I'd ever use. To add insult to injury they gave my number to some chancer/scrote who contacted me to offer £500 for the Bonnie. I got a number of texts over the next days asking if I was considering the offer before I contacted them to tell them to shove it.

 

[Public Enemy]

Surely not Judd?

They are notorious for their straightforward dealings. And they are hardly ever accused of being total & utter cowboys, & less honest than a British MP.

@Public Enemy, you might want to inform young master Dredd about SuperScam Factory? Even though I'm sure that you've already mentioned your dealings with these cowboys?

We and many others had a bad experience with their Macclesfield store. Lynne bought her Harley from them and paid for ceramic coating to be applied before delivery. IIRC it was about £150. When the bike was delivered it was obvious the coating had not been applied, there was even some dirt I'd noticed at point of sale still there. Long story short, got the runaround for about a week before they "discovered that it had slipped through the net". Even though we had a certificate confirming the treatment. Took another month for the refund.
The bike itself was actually fine, and I got it shiny myself.

I have, however. heard much better things about their newer superstore at Donington.

 

[Sarky B’stard]

Did the fact they're not a Factory not make you suspicious?

I think one of the 'we buy your bike' traders is their alter ego.

 

[Don the Don]

Went for my eye test this morning no problems, I had a lovely young lass with a thin summer blouse and large breasts, as she was trying the look deep into my eye with her breasts pressed up against me and my other eye trying to focus on her large cleavage it certainly made my day, I almost cum my muck, sigh I love summer............can I CUM for a retest next week

 

[Tallpaul]

I gave blood last Friday, 99 donations to date, (round of applause). The team was always a group of Afro/Carribean ladies, always laughing and joking and very efficient. The team was disbanded a couple of years ago and replaced with a mix of hobbledehoys, homosexuals and socially inadequates. (Read diverse).

Any way, there's a new girl in town just joined the current team, with the most beautiful smile and figure to go with it (She's wasted here) I kept her chatting at my donation chair for as long as I could and then my eyes followed her around the room for the remainder of the session. Best Friday ever!

 

[Tallpaul]

More bits for the CG125 scrambler. £42.99 delivered. Looks good quality from a woodworkers point of view. The rings were correctly gapped and it all went on to the crankcase with no drama. Poor old engine had suffered a top end seize which gripped the gudgeon pin and also gouged the piston. Some scoring in the bore and a few piston scuffs made replacement a reasonably priced option.

 

[Scrappy]

I'm sitting with a glass of Black Bush, munching peanuts, just listening to a thunderstorm, and I feel strangely content

 

[Don the Don]

I'm sitting with a lass with a Black Bush, munching away, just listening to a thunderstorm, and I feel strangely content

I prefer my version

 

[Scrappy]

I prefer my version

I wish

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

These arrived from Scotland yesterday which was a nice surprise
Cheers @Don the Don


These also arrived yesterday which also cheered me up..


I'm brushing up on old skills..
I've got a camo net on the way and in need of an assault rifle and sidearm if anyone can assist

 

[Don the Don]

Your more than welcome @BAD LUCK DUCK, that Ray Mears book is very good

 

[Big Sandy]

Ray Mears. I remember seeing him on TV in the 90's...Country Tracks I think the show was. Have followed him ever since. A real expert in his field (or anybody else's field, wilderness, tundra, arctic wasteland, desert)

Infinitely more intelligent and knowledgeable than that prick bore grills.

 

[MartytheMartian]

I can't stand that Bore Grills prick. I reckon that if you were dropped in the middle of nowhere with him and Ray Mears you'd find that after a couple of hours Grills would be eating worms and Mears would have built you a hotel with all mod cons and be working on putting together transport home.

 

[Tallpaul]

Another collapse for the MIL, it must be time soon...................

 

[Tallpaul]

Another collapse for the MIL, it must be time soon...................

Took my pillion over to visit the old boot, she's still going, but it sounds terminal...............at last.....................

 

[MartytheMartian]

Lord just use a pillow on her when no-one's looking.

 

[Tallpaul]

Lord just use a pillow on her when no-one's looking.

Forensics are a bit more advanced south of the Borders my friend.

 

[MartytheMartian]

Maybe so but if she's already hanging by a thread who is going to question it if someone pulls gently on that thread?