What’s made you happy for a change

[Scrappy]

Great company, good beer, delicious food & the best laugh I've had in ages. We definitely need to do it again soon lads

Many thanks to @Don the Don for treating us to dinner. Maybe @Scrappy managed to snap a photo of @BAD LUCK DUCK's sleeping companion?

You think you might know someone and then discover they like to share their bed with pink soft toys

 

[DD67]

You think you might know someone and then discover they like to share their bed with pink soft toys

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Well I never, you learn something new every day!
Duck sleeps with a pink Gonk

Even more disturbing, is which one of you two pushed the beds together?!?

 

[Scrappy]

Good to meet all the guys in Stafford, and many thanks to @Don the Don for dinner last night - A great bunch and a great laugh

 

[Public Enemy]

Well I never, you learn something new every day!
Duck sleeps with a pink Gonk

Even more disturbing, is which one of you two pushed the beds together?!?

Agreed, there was definitely at least a one metre gap when we saw that room!

 

[DD67]

Good to meet all the guys in Stafford, and many thanks to @Don the Don for dinner last night - A great bunch and a great laugh

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For a change, I only got a bronze medal in the beer belly contest!

 

[Scrappy]

Even more disturbing, is which one of you two pushed the beds together?!?

Agreed, there was definitely at least a one metre gap when we saw that room!

We were cozy

 

[Tallpaul]

It was good to meet you all after several months of taking the piss, at last I know who is who. Great laughs all afternoon.

 

[The Departed]

Funnily enough my invite says the 21st..

 

[Sarky B’stard]

Good to meet all the guys in Stafford, and many thanks to @Don the Don for dinner last night - A great bunch and a great laugh

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Those plates look unconscionably large and piled. You must have racked up a couple of tonnes of yeast assisted greenhouse emissions.

It all looks very convivial. Just as well I am too far North to have ruined it for you. I am a bit of a pig myself

 

[Doc Strange]

You think you might know someone and then discover they like to share their bed with pink soft toys

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Funny, when you were discussing 'the pink thing for Duck's bed' I imagined something completely different!

DS

 

[DD67]

Those plates look unconscionably large and piled. You must have racked up a couple of tonnes of yeast assisted greenhouse emissions.

The rest of us had to suffer the embarrassment of Scrappy ordering a kids portion, then only eating half of it!

Imagine the potential for a fight with the locals...
You're ooop norf & one of your group raises suspicions about his sexual orientation in that way. Then stops drinking pints in favour of soft drinks with a thimble of rum added!
Praise the Lord that they didn't hear about Ducks pink Gonk or the beds being pushed together.
We'd all be inside the wicker man now!

 

[Don the Don]

Good to meet up with you guys and I hope duck did not rip the pink toy to shit, again it was a joy to see you guys and many thanks for an evening of laughter

 

[DD67]

I hope duck did not rip the pink toy to shit

Whilst he stood there pointing at it & demanding to know..."What the f#ck is that & how did it get there?!?"...

I rescued it & it now lives in a safe haven with many other rejected Gonks.
Their sad stories are all too familiar Don.
One minute they are loved by their owners. Then they are discovered by the owners friends & instantly rejected

Ducks Gonk shows all the classic signs of Gonk abuse & she freaks out at the first sign of a sock. She's absolutely fine if it's a pair of socks though, very odd indeed

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

That bastard thing freaked me out

You think you might know someone and then discover they like to share their bed with pink soft toys

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[DD67]

That bastard thing freaked me out

Did I imagine this or did you cross yourself like a catholic when I was removing it from the bed?

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

We were cozy

I only had one bad dream sharing a room with @Scrappy and it didn't involve him touching me intimately thank fuck

 

[DD67]

I only had one bad dream sharing a room with @Scrappy and it didn't involve him touching me intimately thank fuck

Scrappy said he had a dream about reaching out & putting his hand between two giant marshmallows.
All the way home he kept asking me to smell his hand.
Obviously I didn't oblige, but he kept going on about how realistic the dream was

 

[chas]

Those plates look unconscionably large and piled. You must have racked up a couple of tonnes of yeast assisted greenhouse emissions.

It all looks very convivial. Just as well I am too far North to have ruined it for you. I am a bit of a pig myself

I understand the venue was chosen on the basis of the OAP meal deal available.

I may be wrong, obv.

 

[Scrappy]

Scrappy said he had a dream about reaching out & putting his hand between two giant marshmallows.
All the way home he kept asking me to smell his hand.
Obviously I didn't oblige, but he kept going on about how realistic the dream was

Thats the last time I confide in you

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Absolutely brilliant time had with a top bunch of lads..shame more didn't make it but was top company..I felt right at home with other tossers of the same caliber as myself...
Thanks for all the gifts @Don the Don @Doc Strange @DD67 and Mrs DD I done nothing to earn any of it so I don't understand but thank you all..
Thanks for dinner don and thanks for breakfast @Scrappy
I had a great time with good people and top conversation from being daft as a brush to serious..I loved it