BAD LUCK DUCK
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That would mean having to sort through all the other bodies to find him and I can't be arsed..
What’s made you happy for a change
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FFS @Foxy Me and Lynne nearly had to go to A&E we were laughing that much. Bastard!!I can vouch for t'faecal matter spraying theory.
There was about 20 of us at mi mates house, watchin MotoGP, a few years ago. I was sat in a big chair, and mi mate, who I used to race with, and was on a photo I put ont forum a couple o months ago, was sat ont floor between my legs, all facing t'telly. I needed to piss, and as I stood up, felt t'need to fart. Being t'cunt that I am, I whipped mi track suit bottoms down and farted in Bobs face. I moved sharpish, afore he could retaliate in some form, and heard everyone makin disgusted noises. I'd followed through a bit, and pebble dashed Bobs face wi shit! Bob dint realise, until it was pointed out to him. All t'men were rolling about laughin, and all t'women were wantin to throw up. Good job Bob can take a joke..............
Don the Don
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"Brilliant @Foxy " I would have hated being the bloke in the bunk beneath you in the Navy, so thats why it's called "The Head"I can vouch for t'faecal matter spraying theory.
There was about 20 of us at mi mates house, watchin MotoGP, a few years ago. I was sat in a big chair, and mi mate, who I used to race with, and was on a photo I put ont forum a couple o months ago, was sat ont floor between my legs, all facing t'telly. I needed to piss, and as I stood up, felt t'need to fart. Being t'cunt that I am, I whipped mi track suit bottoms down and farted in Bobs face. I moved sharpish, afore he could retaliate in some form, and heard everyone makin disgusted noises. I'd followed through a bit, and pebble dashed Bobs face wi shit! Bob dint realise, until it was pointed out to him. All t'men were rolling about laughin, and all t'women were wantin to throw up. Good job Bob can take a joke..............
chas
Legendary Knight
Still dry on the ride home and took the longer faster road route. Fucking annoying bikes that they are but that triple engine is an absolute peach. I absolutely love the sound when it's both on song or pulling hard and dragging from it's boots with the torque from 2k. Laaverly hooligan stuff.
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The head office of the Guardian newspaper.
chas
Legendary Knight
Don't do that..
Read this and tell me you don't agree with it
Another day, another broken promise for serial liar Boris Johnson | John Crace | The Guardian
You have to cherry pick with media but the Grauni (if you actually read it) isn't the batshit hotbed of woke central that people who don't like alternative views would like you to believe.
If The Guardian doesn't represent everything I despise about a woke agenda.
Please explain this Chas...
Is the average Guardian reader a huge fan of a guys on the fringes of their musical genre?
Or was the sad death of Lee "Scratch" Perry front page news, simply because he was black?
I think we both know the true answer to that mate.
As a white guy, it has me slapping my forehead. If I was black, I reckon I'd be justified in finding it extremely patronising.
Doc Strange
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Lee Scratch Perry was a legend!
I agree with you about the Gruniad, but they are all comics anyway apart from the FT.
But I and I say LSP deserved his front page
DS
I agree with you about the Gruniad, but they are all comics anyway apart from the FT.
But I and I say LSP deserved his front page
DS
I bet you that 80+% of their readers had to head off to Google to find out who he was. Or YouTube to hear any of his music for the first time.Lee Scratch Perry was a legend!
I agree with you about the Gruniad, but they are all comics anyway apart from the FT.
But I and I say LSP deserved his front page
DS
If so, it was false flag waving/virtue signalling at its absolute worse.
Doc Strange
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All the folks I know who read the Grunaid would have known who he was - but they are of a certain age and share similar pasts.
But you could well be right in general.
DS
But you could well be right in general.
DS
chas
Legendary Knight
How could anyone disagree that any politician is a serial liar.
The only difference between any of them is how long they can keep up the pretence that they are honest/trustworthy.
I'm not saying the Guardian is 100% leftie. And I know that yourself & a few others on here are readers.
However, I stand by my statement that stories such as the death mentioned being on the front page. Has far more to do with looking to be as woke & virtuous as possible. Than it does about informing their readers that one of their favourite artists/a household name has passed away!
chas
Legendary Knight
Did you notice the balance in the article? You can get 'serial liar' from the wording in the link.How could anyone disagree that any politician is a serial liar.
The only difference between any of them is how long they can keep up the pretence that they are honest/trustworthy.
I'm not saying the Guardian is 100% leftie. And I know that yourself & a few others on here are readers.
However, I stand by my statement that stories such as the death mentioned. Has far more to do with looking to be as woke & virtuous as possible. Than it does about informing their readers that one of their favourite artists/a household name has passed away!
That was someone writing who is as angry as you or I about the current state of governance
I thought Perry befitted a front page. He's not going to be celebrated on the front of the Telegraph but he's a very significant musical figure. When George Michael topped himself it was on all the front pages. Perry's legacy eclipses his. That's a fairly objective analysis I think.
Sarky B’stard
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The Telegraph is turning on Johnson too. He’s everything Crace says but that hardly makes the Guardian an organ of record. It’s pull of Moonbat, agonising Jenkins, Owen Jones FFS, Polly Wally and her doodles and Zoe brain dead Williams……
chas
Legendary Knight
Sometimes I wish *I'd* beaten up Owen Jones
The massive difference is that yourself, Doc & myself are hard core music fans. Of all genres, not just the popular stuff.
Consequently, I'm sticking with my firm belief that it was virtue signalling on the part of The Guardian. You don't have to agree with me
chas
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Wouldn't dream of it mate, you're fineYou don't have to agree with me
chas
Legendary Knight
I thought the beating up of Starmer in that piece was significant. Not like Crace was a flag waving Corbynista gleefully wanting a chance for a punch.
MartytheMartian
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I was talking about Johnson and his mob earlier on tonight and I have to say he is absolute shite. I thought he might have some balls and reveal himself to have some leadership qualities but have been very sadly disappointed. The problem is though that there isn't a single one of the bastards of any political colour that is any better. Come the next election it will simply be exchanging one useless shit for another and I get the distinct feeling that whoever is in the PM seat or in government in general is more controlled by the un-elected legal fraternity and a cadre of middle class so-called intellectuals who are really utter numbnuts than by the voting public.