What’s made you happy for a change

Public Enemy

Public Enemy

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half ton said:
what made me happy today......A couple of things,My youngest son got attacked in town 2 days ago (this made me angry not happy) He and a couple of friends were attacked for no reason and the ensuing scuffle was broken up by the old bill,Names were taken and both parties were sent off in different directions....a few minutes later they were attacked again by the same shits,the first thing that made me happy was my lad laid his attacker out ,I honestly never thought he had it in him as he is a quiet lad,They just walked away and it stopped instantly.....proud don't come close, The second thing that made me happy was the po po haven't been round so hopefully that's the end of it.
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Good lad. Sounds like his assailant had it coming. Might think twice next time. 🥊
 
Don the Don

Don the Don

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half ton said:
what made me happy today......A couple of things,My youngest son got attacked in town 2 days ago (this made me angry not happy) He and a couple of friends were attacked for no reason and the ensuing scuffle was broken up by the old bill,Names were taken and both parties were sent off in different directions....a few minutes later they were attacked again by the same shits,the first thing that made me happy was my lad laid his attacker out ,I honestly never thought he had it in him as he is a quiet lad,They just walked away and it stopped instantly.....proud don't come close, The second thing that made me happy was the po po haven't been round so hopefully that's the end of it.
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well done your son @half ton, sometimes its the only answer especially when they are intent on being a problem, put em down and keep em down
 
half ton

half ton

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It shouldn't have made me happy but feck it I've had enough,My neighbour came out when I got home and asked if my youngest had been for his jab yet,A couple of weeks ago I made the mistake of telling her he had given in to the pressure and was going to book it,She looked very taken aback when I said he had decided to wait until he was at Uni and see what went on down there...she then started on about how the number of irresponsible idiots not wearing masks in the shops was increasing and how she made a point of glaring at and even telling off some of them...Didn't go down well when I stopped her mid rant and informed her that I was one of those idiots and I considered her to be wrong for interfering in other peoples choices....60 divorced and always in the right...bossy feckin cow
 
GaleForceEight

GaleForceEight

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So I have been considering getting a small runaround out here in Malta. It needs to be a 125 so daughter and wife can ride it.

Keeway K Light €2680 base cost.

-€1000 government eco grant for low polluting vehicles.
+€200 to buy a fucked car ready for scrapping.
-€1000 government scrappage scheme.
Total price €880.

I think I might do that!
 
Old Nick

Old Nick

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half ton said:
It shouldn't have made me happy but feck it I've had enough,My neighbour came out when I got home and asked if my youngest had been for his jab yet,A couple of weeks ago I made the mistake of telling her he had given in to the pressure and was going to book it,She looked very taken aback when I said he had decided to wait until he was at Uni and see what went on down there...she then started on about how the number of irresponsible idiots not wearing masks in the shops was increasing and how she made a point of glaring at and even telling off some of them...Didn't go down well when I stopped her mid rant and informed her that I was one of those idiots and I considered her to be wrong for interfering in other peoples choices....60 divorced and always in the right...bossy feckin cow
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I think I married her younger sister :rolleyes:
 
chas

chas

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GaleForceEight said:
So I have been considering getting a small runaround out here in Malta. It needs to be a 125 so daughter and wife can ride it.

Keeway K Light €2680 base cost.

-€1000 government eco grant for low polluting vehicles.
+€200 to buy a fucked car ready for scrapping.
-€1000 government scrappage scheme.
Total price €880.

I think I might do that!
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Does it have to be new? In that capacity range I've always liked the suzuki vanvan. A variant of that engine dragged me and the Missus around Vietnam without complaint. (the bike, obv).
 
Foxy

Foxy

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I can vouch for t'faecal matter spraying theory.
There was about 20 of us at mi mates house, watchin MotoGP, a few years ago. I was sat in a big chair, and mi mate, who I used to race with, and was on a photo I put ont forum a couple o months ago, was sat ont floor between my legs, all facing t'telly. I needed to piss, and as I stood up, felt t'need to fart. Being t'cunt that I am, I whipped mi track suit bottoms down and farted in Bobs face. I moved sharpish, afore he could retaliate in some form, and heard everyone makin disgusted noises. I'd followed through a bit, and pebble dashed Bobs face wi shit! Bob dint realise, until it was pointed out to him. All t'men were rolling about laughin, and all t'women were wantin to throw up. Good job Bob can take a joke..............:poop: 😂
 
Scrappy

Scrappy

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Foxy said:
I can vouch for t'faecal matter spraying theory.
There was about 20 of us at mi mates house, watchin MotoGP, a few years ago. I was sat in a big chair, and mi mate, who I used to race with, and was on a photo I put ont forum a couple o months ago, was sat ont floor between my legs, all facing t'telly. I needed to piss, and as I stood up, felt t'need to fart. Being t'cunt that I am, I whipped mi track suit bottoms down and farted in Bobs face. I moved sharpish, afore he could retaliate in some form, and heard everyone makin disgusted noises. I'd followed through a bit, and pebble dashed Bobs face wi shit! Bob dint realise, until it was pointed out to him. All t'men were rolling about laughin, and all t'women were wantin to throw up. Good job Bob can take a joke..............:poop: 😂
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😂 :ROFLMAO: 😂 :ROFLMAO: My sides hurt now 😂😂
 
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