Myself & Judd will have to visit you later for a full interrogation!The bar is set pretty low with @Judd Dredd and us two living here already
What’s made you happy for a change
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Scrappy
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Myself & Judd will have to visit you later for a full interrogation!
I don't like the sound of that
We may even bring BB3LIONS...I don't like the sound of that
You won't be able to struggle too much though.
He's not fully mended after his crash.
Scrappy
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T
The Departed
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To be fair this was Jez before he got rid of the Mazda. I'd fear him over me.
In that photo I'd just turned all the amps to 11, & was feeling very pleased with myself
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
You make it sound as though you have standardsI'll have to consult the residents association
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
Is that @BAD LUCK DUCK next to you Jez in the loud shorts?
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
As long as you promise not to ever vote for the SNP, we need more english up here just to piss the locals off and water down the jock gene pool
MartytheMartian
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Nothing wrong with the proper 'Jock' gene pool. We are all good Brythonic stock and we would happily see the SNP voting muppets (most of whom are of Irish descent or recent bleedin' incomers and mongrels and there is even a group called something like "English for Scottish Independence made up of people who have moved here from England) exported.
I was down for a wee drive with the missus along the coast of Loch Long from Ardentinny to Strone on the opposite side of the Holy Loch from Dunoon and there was a clear battle going on amongst the big old houses in Strone. There was a flagpole with a Union flag on just about every other one with Saltires or some stupid, supposedly 'celtic' flag with every 'celtic' nation (including Brittany) except England on it. Petty tossers. If they had a real brain the twats with the 'Celtic' flag would know that the majority of the people of England are also 'Celtic' genetically with a little of Norman, Angle, Saxon etc. blood in the mix.
I was down for a wee drive with the missus along the coast of Loch Long from Ardentinny to Strone on the opposite side of the Holy Loch from Dunoon and there was a clear battle going on amongst the big old houses in Strone. There was a flagpole with a Union flag on just about every other one with Saltires or some stupid, supposedly 'celtic' flag with every 'celtic' nation (including Brittany) except England on it. Petty tossers. If they had a real brain the twats with the 'Celtic' flag would know that the majority of the people of England are also 'Celtic' genetically with a little of Norman, Angle, Saxon etc. blood in the mix.
Don the Don
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Lighten up @MartytheMartian it's not directed at you just the 50ish % that need educating or eradicating [can I say that]
MartytheMartian
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Ach I know it wasn't directed at me @Don the Don I just hate the fact though that the SNP make Scotland look like it's made up of short-sighted stupid arseholes. I recently had a fight with one in my own village over the state of the Rest and Be Thankful and the fact that the Scottish Government are boasting about spending 1.1 million quid building a hole able to supposedly catch twenty thousand tonnes of debris when the engineers estimate there's a hundred thousand tonnes of loose debris above the road that could slide at any time. The stupid bitch blamed Brexit, Westminster and everything else except the inept tossers in Edinburgh who don't give a shit about the rest of Scotland as long as Edinburgh is OK. In the last couple of years I have come to be ashamed of my countrymen who vote for the muppets.
BAD LUCK DUCK
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When I used the fuck off emoji I used it whilst knowing your three hundred miles north and you can't kick ten barrels of shit out of me
Don the Don
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I was just about to say there is a distinctive lack off humour today first @marty takes offence and you tell me to Fook off, good job I am thick skinned I could come over all lip trembling otherwiseWhen I used the fuck off emoji I used it whilst knowing your three hundred miles north and you can't kick ten barrels of shit out of me
BAD LUCK DUCK
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@Don the Don I wouldn't do it if I thought you were a lily livered poofter...
Your alright mate and a top bloke so don't let that mean old Scottish git @MartytheMartian give you shit and get you down...
Please God no! We've all seen where that can end.
MartytheMartian
Legendary Knight
I am now muttering "mean old Scottish git indeed!" while sharpening my Claymore and my Battleaxe!
Capt. Drunkey
King Of The Schnitzelwiesels
Marty, as the slaphead using the ancient improper English tongue, having lost the war and spending too much time in the Republic of Ireland, I have to tell you: I sympathize!
(Even though I am still missing the slightest feckin clue what this is all about with you and the folks from the southern fairy-lands where the sun always shines and the beer is stale…)
Your Celtic friend
BAD LUCK DUCK
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Oooh...if you got any of them you don't want can I have em...
Preferably not in the back of my head