What’s made you happy for a change

MICK60

Legendary Knight
Elon Musk has brought a 10% stake in Twitter, due to the lack of free speech. Musk now has more shares than the founder, and speculation is that he will increase his share ownership in the future. I can imagine there are many liberal and showbiz snowflakes that will be starting to melt 😂

Before his purchase he polled his 80 million followers:

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I don't and never have used Twatter, but this amuses me greatly if its going to piss off even a few woke retards 😂
I wish he would do the same with Facebook. I have lost count of how many times iv'e had a 30 day ban on there, for "offending " some precious little twat.
 

Old Nick

Legendary Knight
After months of fannying around and with lots of helpful tips from @DD67. Today I braved the South Kent Marsh people and bandit country in the Medway towns to pick up the new car(y)

A 2015 VW Golf TDI 1.6 Bluemotion - claimed 80mpg if I can get in the 50’s I’ll be over the moon:)



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Sorry for the crap picture bodywork is spotless, all nice and clean, high mileage at 103k but FSH and well looked after(y)

Already done 100 miles today and am really impressed with its handling and road holding, Instills great confidence, she does shift for a 1.6 diesel- I really get why these are so well liked - great car even though it looks like a used tampon:D
 

DD67

The Peace Keeper
Staff member
Cool, that should do you proud mate 😃
As it has "Bluemotion" in its name. Does that mean it's the free or damn near free road tax?

I reckon you'll see low to mid 50'smpg easily enough Nick.
In my experience, the more outrageous the mpg claim from the manufacturer. The more you have to knock off.
A claim of 55mpg usually equals 17%-20% less in reality.
Where as a claim of 80mpg will probably need 27% knocking off before it becomes realistic.
A big part of why that's the case is that the manufacturer's are allowed to quote mpg figures from an engine running on a test bed not turning the wheels of a car. Plus the engine is being put through its paces by a computer not a human being on a commute to work.

If the Golf runs a timing belt not a chain. Ensure it's been replaced. Ideally you want an invoice showing the part & labour for fitting it. Not just an easily forged stamp in the service book.
 

Scrappy

Legendary Knight
After months of fannying around and with lots of helpful tips from @DD67. Today I braved the South Kent Marsh people and bandit country in the Medway towns to pick up the new car(y)

A 2015 VW Golf TDI 1.6 Bluemotion - claimed 80mpg if I can get in the 50’s I’ll be over the moon:)

Nice car 👍

I reckon you should easily achieve 50 mpg, I don't hang about but if I'm not too heavy footed I can usually get about 60+ mpg out of my BMW 118D M.
 

Old Nick

Legendary Knight
Cool, that should do you proud mate 😃
As it has "Bluemotion" in its name. Does that mean it's the free or damn near free road tax?

I reckon you'll see low to mid 50'smpg easily enough Nick.
In my experience, the more outrageous the mpg claim from the manufacturer. The more you have to knock off.
A claim of 55mpg usually equals 17%-20% less in reality.
Where as a claim of 80mpg will probably need 27% knocking off before it becomes realistic.
A big part of why that's the case is that the manufacturer's are allowed to quote mpg figures from an engine running on a test bed not turning the wheels of a car. Plus the engine is being put through its paces by a computer not a human being on a commute to work.

If the Golf runs a timing belt not a chain. Ensure it's been replaced. Ideally you want an invoice showing the part & labour for fitting it. Not just an easily forged stamp in the service book.
Yes mate, did the car tax at the dealer and Road Fund Licence £0 :D

And timing belt and water pump changed last March(y)
 

Old Nick

Legendary Knight
Crazy isn't it.
Diesels are the spawn of the devil & are killing Mother earth!!! 🥺

Apart from the ones that do 80mpg & put out extremely low emissions 🤔
I know it’s nuts isn’t it! We now have two Diesel cars and the total annual road fund costs for both cars is £30:oops:

Why would anyone buy petrol now? Which I thought was the cleaner and better fuel for the environment :unsure:
 

DD67

The Peace Keeper
Staff member
I know it’s nuts isn’t it! We now have two Diesel cars and the total annual road fund costs for both cars is £30:oops:

Why would anyone buy petrol now? Which I thought was the cleaner and better fuel for the environment :unsure:
Smaller engine turbo diesel vehicles tuned for economy. Are the obvious choice to minimise "damage to the planet".
Unless you're a delusional ecomentalist who thinks anything with an ICE is evil 😏

On the subject of road tax. I had a kit/classic car years ago that was £0 road tax.
The lady at the Post Office asked if I'd like 6 months or 12 months?
She obviously hadn't thought that question through. Cos she was deadly serious! 🤣
 

BAD LUCK DUCK

Forum Duck
After months of fannying around and with lots of helpful tips from @DD67. Today I braved the South Kent Marsh people and bandit country in the Medway towns to pick up the new car(y)

A 2015 VW Golf TDI 1.6 Bluemotion - claimed 80mpg if I can get in the 50’s I’ll be over the moon:)



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Sorry for the crap picture bodywork is spotless, all nice and clean, high mileage at 103k but FSH and well looked after(y)

Already done 100 miles today and am really impressed with its handling and road holding, Instills great confidence, she does shift for a 1.6 diesel- I really get why these are so well liked - great car even though it looks like a used tampon:D
So you decided to crash it into the hedge cos your really disappointed in it and actually wanted a jaaaaag like your role model and hero 🦆
 

Old Nick

Legendary Knight
Now just picked one of my daughters up from the other side of town which gave me a chance to open the Golf up on the bypass - fucking hell a 1.6diesel shouldn’t give you a thump in the chest on acceleration :D

I’m going to enjoy this car - for as long as I keep my licence for:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 

BAD LUCK DUCK

Forum Duck
I was absolutely all in for a Jaaag mate, it’s just that nagging ‘reliability’ question got me and the running costs:)

Having said that this thing will probably blow up tomorrow;)
Hey @Old Nick
I wish you many Happy miles with the little red tampon...Hey you named her...
Seriously..All the best with her and keep us informed on how she goes...
Nudge Nudge wink wink 😉 👍👍👍🦆
 

BAD LUCK DUCK

Forum Duck
Now just picked one of my daughters up from the other side of town which gave me a chance to open the Golf up on the bypass - fucking hell a 1.6diesel shouldn’t give you a thump in the chest on acceleration :D

I’m going to enjoy this car - for as long as I keep my licence for:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
Now I really am seriously happy for you mate...
I love being in the Duckmobile and if that car does it for you that's brilliant and you should keep her even if she costs you a couple of quid now and then 👍👍👍🦆
 

DD67

The Peace Keeper
Staff member
Now just picked one of my daughters up from the other side of town which gave me a chance to open the Golf up on the bypass - fucking hell a 1.6diesel shouldn’t give you a thump in the chest on acceleration :D

I’m going to enjoy this car - for as long as I keep my licence for:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
Turbo diesels are all about huge dollops of effortless torque 🙂
You get all the shove of a larger petrol engine without having to rev the tits off them. Hence the much better mpg.

Mrs DD's Merc will do 50mph at 1000rpm in top gear 😃
At 2000rpm you're doing licence losing speeds 🧐
 

BAD LUCK DUCK

Forum Duck
Turbo diesels are all about huge dollops of effortless torque 🙂
You get all the shove of a larger petrol engine without having to rev the tits off them. Hence the much better mpg.

Mrs DD's Merc will do 50mph at 1000rpm in top gear 😃
At 2000rpm you're doing licence losing speeds 🧐
@DD67 I really gotta get to visit you and get that gizmo fitted..
I'm intrigued...
Still got your bloody Dubliner and Baileys to deliver from Christmas yet...🤣🤣🤣🤣🦆
 
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