What’s made you happy for a change

[Doc Strange]

Nothing to do for the rest of the day bar a bit of cooking - got friends visiting and staying the weekend for the first time since Oct!

Things will defo get messy!

Started on the beer already and they ain't arriving for another 4 hours

DS

 

[Sarky B’stard]

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Excuse my ignorance but what is that excrescence on the burger?

 

[half ton]

Excuse my ignorance but what is that excrescence on the burger?

Polyfilla !!!

 

[Bad Billy]

Nothing to do for the rest of the day bar a bit of cooking - got friends visiting and staying the weekend for the first time since Oct!

Things will defo get messy!

Started on the beer already and they ain't arriving for another 4 hours

DS

I got a barbecue at a mates who is celebrating his birthday tomorrow , all the lads that go away on the bike trips we do are going along with their other halves, all outdoors, first time we've all met up for a social gathering for ages, will be messy!

 

[chas]

Excuse my ignorance but what is that excrescence on the burger?

NFN relish

 

[Sarky B’stard]

NFN relish

I kind of suspected a food perversion was involved but thanks to you and 500kg for verifying.

 

[chas]

food perversion

NFN

 

[Foxy]

Off to Cadwell on Monday for Thundersport meeting. When I was a nipper, mi Mam and Dad took me to Cadwell, as did I wi both mine. It's Lewis's turn now.

 

[Bad Billy]

Off to Cadwell on Monday for Thundersport meeting. When I was a nipper, mi Mam and Dad took me to Cadwell, as did I wi both mine. It's Lewis's turn now.

Enjoy mate, I am sure young 'un will love it, NG are there in July, I won't be doing it though .

 

[DD67]

Excuse my ignorance but what is that excrescence on the burger?

Grated cheese on the top. Raw onion on the bottom.
Burgers, bacon & relish in the middle.
A true culinary masterpiece

 

[Sarky B’stard]

Grated cheese on the top. Raw onion on the bottom.
Burgers, bacon & relish in the middle.
A true culinary masterpiece

Mental Note to Self: Stay upwind of DD67.

I wondered if it was macaroni.....

 

[chas]

I wondered if it was macaroni.....

I'd have found it neither surprising or worthy of comment if it was.

 

[Old Nick]

I really don’t know where to post this - but i can’t stop laughing

Masturbation Coach

 

[chas]

I really don’t know where to post this - but i can’t stop laughing

Masturbation Coach

Give me a day or so to create a VPN and I might dare click that link

 

[Old Nick]

HuffPost you’ll be fine

 

[Don the Don]

I really don’t know where to post this - but i can’t stop laughing

Masturbation Coach

6" plastic tube and a couple of DD batteries and most woman will be happy, even more if it has the multi speed gearbox

 

[DD67]

6" plastic tube and a couple of DD batteries and most woman will be happy, even more if it has the multi speed gearbox

Aye, all women like stuff that involves a DD

 

[DD67]

Got a couple of new toys fitted today

One in the Ford, one in the Merc.
Both hardwired, so no messy leads trailing to the cigar lighter.
They have GPS, so I need to ensure that they don't grass me up for speeding in the event of a crash!

 

[Old Nick]

Wife out, kids out, lawns mown, stew on for tomorrow’s Steak and Kidney pudding



Enough said

 

[Flynnt20]

Wife out, kids out, lawns mown, stew on for tomorrow’s Steak and Kidney pudding

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Enough said

Its the simple things that make it all worthwhile