What’s made you happy for a change

[Don the Don]

Just to set the record straight I didn't find it, Google did

"[Deep voice]" Oh yes just looking for manly things right mate and someone had mislaid that picture "cough cough"

 

[half ton]

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Now I'm a real man with a real razor...That makes me happy

Nah...A real man shaves with a chainsaw....

 

[Public Enemy]

Nah...A real man shaves with a chainsaw....

Or an angle grinder.

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Now you just need some soap...

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Maybe a bit of French fanny?
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You always get one or two or more on this forum

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Nah...A real man shaves with a chainsaw....

I suppose if I soaped my face enough first it's technically possible

 

[half ton]

I suppose if I soaped my face enough first it's technically possible

I would play it safe and practice on yer meat and two veg first...don't forget to shout or scream ...TIMBER when it drops into the sink

 

[smib]

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Now I'm a real man with a real razor...That makes me happy

Is that one of those girly shaving sets for doing your under arms and legs....

And "Crack" ?

Edit?.... Is that carpet in the picture PINK?

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Is that one of those girly shaving sets for doing your under arms and legs....

And "Crack" ?

Edit?.... Is that carpet in the picture PINK?

Your skating on thin ice me old China

 

[smib]

Your skating on thin ice me old China

Nah... Skating. That's a Nancy boys pastime

 

[MICK60]

I suppose if I soaped my face enough first it's technically possible

Nah. This is the stuff you want. https://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R3GDDEL1SC1QQ5

 

[MartytheMartian]

Ah that old chestnut.... Still feckin' hilarious though!

 

[Ron]

My daughter and the fucking cunt son in law are officially over. Woo Hoo

 

[MartytheMartian]

Where did ya bury the body? No, Wait, better not tell me, don't want the cops knowing

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

My daughter and the fucking cunt son in law are officially over. Woo Hoo

Nice one @Ron
It's taken time and the patience of a Saint on your behalf but your daughter finally seen sense..
All the best to you both..
I'm glad you got your little girl back @Ron

 

[Don the Don]

My daughter and the fucking cunt son in law are officially over. Woo Hoo

Happy days @Ron saves you having to control yourself from smacking the git, onwards and upwards mate

 

[Tallpaul]

My daughter and the fucking cunt son in law are officially over. Woo Hoo

Just the chainsaw to power wash and job's a goodun!

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Just the chainsaw to power wash and job's a goodun!

I got a chainsaw...
Live on the moors..
@Ron
We got you covered if everyone else here contributes in some way and you bring that fuck over here.....
Once upon a time I had a family..
Blood and family is sacred along with a few loyal folk you might meet along life's path...
I have little to nothing anymore but that doesn't mean I don't remember or have lost them values...
If anything they mean more now I got no one so fuck yeah..
As my mate who is no longer with us used to say and served under Colonel H during the Colonels last outing...
" Who cares who lives or dies as long as the perimeter is clear "..

I thought about this many times over the years....
A perimeter is also your family and you do what you gotta to protect it...

 

[Bad Billy]

My daughter and the fucking cunt son in law are officially over. Woo Hoo

Is he bubbling in a plastic drum full of acid then mate?

 

[MICK60]

Just got my first pension payment today I had no idea what to expect, but am happy with £1208 pm. plus my rent and council tax are paid for me. How come pensioners, are always moaning about being unable to both heat and eat ?

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Just got my first pension payment today I had no idea what to expect, but am happy with £1208 pm. plus my rent and council tax are paid for me. How come pensioners, are always moaning about being unable to both heat and eat ?

That's actually really good if your house is paid for and your debt free...you can always do a bit of casual work on the side to boost your pocket money...
I'm happy for anyone that as worked hard and got through all the shit that life throws at you through the years and can retire comfortably and happy