What’s made you happy for a change

[DD67]

I GOT A CHAINSAW

I can see the headlines now..."Chainsaw Wielding Duck Shot By Armed Police"...

 

[Sarky B’stard]

Oh shit!

 

[Scrappy]

But have you still got all your limbs?

 

[Don the Don]

I GOT A CHAINSAW

"Oh feck"

 

[MartytheMartian]

There was a news article just a few days ago online about an old boy that had snuffed himself out falling off his ladder and chainsawing himself in the process. I think it was in Wolverhampton though I can't be sure.

 

[Foxy]

BBC News - Falklands War veterans mark 40th anniversary of RAF raid

Falklands War veterans mark 40th anniversary of RAF raid

Vulcan bombers from RAF Waddington carried out the attack on the airport at Port Stanley in 1982.

www.bbc.co.uk

Remember it vividly. Great planning, and operation, but ultimately, a waste of Avcat.

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Oh shit!
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I see myself more as the unsung modest hero type..

 

[Sarky B’stard]

There was a news article just a few days ago online about an old boy that had snuffed himself out falling off his ladder and chainsawing himself in the process. I think it was in Wolverhampton though I can't be sure.

There was one a couple of years back who did for his wife that way. She was steadying the ladder. I was studying his technique.

 

[Old Nick]

Judging by these statistics of most likely injury locations



I’d invest in a set of these - the bat is of course optional

 

[Don the Don]

I think it was in Wolverhampton though I can't be sure.

"wolverhampton" only thing standing for ages there are prostitutes..........so I am told

 

[Foxy]

There was one a couple of years back who did for his wife that way. She was steadying the ladder. I was studying his technique.

Here tha goes @Tallpaul , get thi MIL to foot thi ladder................

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

But have you still got all your limbs?

I got the only one that counts

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Judging by these statistics of most likely injury locations

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I’d invest in a set of these - the bat is of course optional

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So me knackers are safe as houses then

 

[Old Nick]

So me knackers are safe as houses then

For extra security you can add a box to your safety kit



Although this one appears to be unisex

 

[Tallpaul]

Here tha goes @Tallpaul , get thi MIL to foot thi ladder................

If she could stand, I would!

 

[half ton]

If she could stand, I would!

Well stop hiding her sticks then..

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Now I'm a real man with a real razor...That makes me happy

 

[Scrappy]

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Now I'm a real man with a real razor...That makes me happy

Now you just need some soap...



Maybe a bit of French fanny?

 

[Don the Don]

Now you just need some soap...

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Maybe a bit of French fanny?
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I can't believe you found a gay bar soap, whats this world coming to when they have rainbow coloured soap FFS

 

[Scrappy]

I can't believe you found a gay bar soap, whats this world coming to when they have rainbow coloured soap FFS

Just to set the record straight I didn't find it, Google did