What Are You Drinking Tonight?
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Don the Don
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Looks like you are enjoying yourself Nick, lets see how much you remember in the morning
Old Nick
Legendary Knight
Absolutely nothing my friend
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
test of a good night out,Absolutely nothing my friend
Old Nick
Legendary Knight
But the wife will remember everythingAbsolutely nothing my friend
She’s such a *******
Sarky B’stard
Legendary Knight
Champagne?
Old Nick
Legendary Knight
She didBut the wife will remember everything
She’s such a *******
And won’t stop reminding me
Sarky B’stard
Legendary Knight
Diddums.
People under 50yrs old in Eastbourne!!!
After my harrowing visit to the Dr's today.
I needed a drink or three.
It started with a bottle of chardonnay with steak for dinner. It has reverted back to the elixir of the Gods (aka Bushmills)
Although I would never combine the two in the same glass.
One after the other in separate glasses. Has a very pleasing anaesthetic effect
I'm sure the flashbacks of...
"Just imagine you're sat on the toilet"
"WTF!"
"What's up?"
"I dunno about yourself Dr. But when I'm sat on the lav. The feeling is generally that of an exit. Not an entry!
"
Will eventually pass.
I know the prostate check lark needs to be done from time to time. But my bottom is definitely a one way street the rest of the time. I honestly don't know how @BAD LUCK DUCK does it? 
I needed a drink or three.
It started with a bottle of chardonnay with steak for dinner. It has reverted back to the elixir of the Gods (aka Bushmills)
Although I would never combine the two in the same glass.
One after the other in separate glasses. Has a very pleasing anaesthetic effect
I'm sure the flashbacks of...
"Just imagine you're sat on the toilet"
"WTF!
""What's up?"
"I dunno about yourself Dr. But when I'm sat on the lav. The feeling is generally that of an exit. Not an entry!
"Will eventually pass.
I know the prostate check lark needs to be done from time to time. But my bottom is definitely a one way street the rest of the time. I honestly don't know how @BAD LUCK DUCK does it?
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
Are you in need of one off these DD?
Being honest Don.Are you in need of one off these DD?
Although it felt incredibly strange!
It wasn't as bad as I'd imagined mate.
Just don't tell Duck. In case I have to share a room with him at a future forum meet up?
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
Just have something pink and fluffy that will repel Duck
BAD LUCK DUCK
Forum Duck
My poor psychiatrist is gonna have is work cut out for him if I try and explain that photo
