What Are You Drinking Tonight?

JtC

Sword of Fenrir
Usually I’m very limited on the drinks -doc’s orders. But my kiddos are coming to visit tomorrow for a day or two and we will partake -definitely more than I’m supposed to. 😎

We’ve got Empress gin, Rich & Rare Reserve whiskey, Bacardi spiced rum, Tito’s Texas vodka, Kilt Lifter beer, and various wine. It should be a good time! 😁
 

chas

Legendary Knight
Usually I’m very limited on the drinks -doc’s orders. But my kiddos are coming to visit tomorrow for a day or two and we will partake -definitely more than I’m supposed to. 😎

We’ve got Empress gin, Rich & Rare Reserve whiskey, Bacardi spiced rum, Tito’s Texas vodka, Kilt Lifter beer, and various wine. It should be a good time! 😁
That sounds like a cocktail that should come with a first aid kit on the side. ;)

Have a good time mate :D
 

Bad Billy

Piemantino Rossi
How dare you assume my friends gender you f#ckin Nazi pig! 😡
It's people like you oppressing my friend that has made them consider drinking before 5pm!

Moscow you say, ok I'll pass on the message to my "friend" 😉 😋
Errrr! "friend" meant you ya fucking lush! :rolleyes:

Friend on the other hand is gender neural in full compliance with fluffyness, rainbows & of course Fagwold! :oops:
 

stevethegoolie

Sword of Fenrir
Is 16:18hrs too early to start drinking?
I'm asking for a friend 🤥
Has your 'friend' never heard of the phrase 'a lunchtime pint'?
Or perhaps better still, and for Bad Billy's sake, 'a lunchtime pie and a pint' (or two+).
Eee lad, those were t' days! :)
 

GaleForceEight

Legendary Knight
Mixture of glenfiddich and glen grant tonight. Normally when we drink it’s for my brother to unload ptsd, but it’s not been this bad before. I only ever got in one firefight - it was a regular professional occurrence for the unit he served in. Our father died on 28th december and it’s hitting him hard. I’ll put him to bed in half an hour or so.

Babysitting duties for me, for my big brother!
 
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GaleForceEight

Legendary Knight
Not a single post about what you lot have been drinking for the past 8 days. And several of those days were over Christmas FFS!!! 😏

I cannot begin to describe how thoroughly disappointed I am in all of you! 😔

If pictures emerged of you in the Sunday Sport. Getting a blowjob from Diane Abbott whilst riding a Harley.
Or you admitted to thinking that male grooming products don't stop at toothpaste, razors, soap & deodorant.
Or even a front page revelation about you having to be dragged kicking & screaming from the dressing room of Jim'll Fix It. Cos you were enjoying it so much!

I could forgive all of that.

But THIS shit is outrageous!!! 🙄
We had a bad taste party at work once. Not sure what was worse - the boss turning up in a blonde wig and a ‘Jim fixed it for me’ badge or the DJ wearing nothing but a bra, panties, and a sash with ‘Miss Chlamydia 2017’ on it....
 
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