What does woke mean to you?

[MICK 56]

I saw that too ... Feckin' incredible! Revelations does say that, when the Christian world starts to try and eradicate it's own Christianity that is the time of the apocalypse .... Just sayin'!

Strange as it may seem, i actually read the bible, from cover to cover once.. I had a bit of time on my hands,, (6 months actually ) so thought, why not. Revelations, was very prophetic, and surprisingly accurate too. The way the yanks are winding Putin up, recently, i can see it reaching it's conclusion very soon too.

 

[MICK 56]

Er, she's definitely het.

How would you, or even, she, know that. Surely nobody has fucked it, have they ? It would need a braver man than me, that's for certain.

 

[Scrappy]

How would you, or even, she, know that. Surely nobody has fucked it, have they ? It would need a braver man than me, that's for certain.

Jennifer Saunders isn't what I'd call pretty, but are you thinking of her fat friend Dawn French... no money on earth would be sufficient to shag that

 

[Don the Don]

Jennifer Saunders isn't what I'd call pretty, but are you thinking of her fat friend Dawn French... no money on earth would be sufficient to shag that

unless you is black and come fron Dudley

 

[Scrappy]

unless you is black and come fron Dudley

Even Lenny came to his senses... eventually!

 

[DD67]

That bloke cracks me up

Yes mate, he definitely has a skill in saying what most of us are thinking & in an hysterical way

Isn't it odd though that at one time we laughed at comedians & listened to politicians. Now it's the other way around

 

[DD67]

Strange as it may seem, i actually read the bible, from cover to cover once.. I had a bit of time on my hands,, (6 months actually )

Was that when you were carrying out vital missionary work with disabled, gay, pygmy tribes. In the amazonian rain forests Mick?

 

[Sarky B’stard]

How would you, or even, she, know that. Surely nobody has fucked it, have they ? It would need a braver man than me, that's for certain.

You are remarkably inconsistent. A lesbian is definitely of the 'she' variety, some might say chichi if they were of Anglo Indian descent. Now you have gone full LGBQTI.

She might be regarded by many as more 'handsome' than 'beautiful' but that wouldn't make her a him.

In her younger days.



When can we look forward to seeing Mick on Naked Attraction?

 

[MICK 56]

Jennifer Saunders isn't what I'd call pretty, but are you thinking of her fat friend Dawn French... no money on earth would be sufficient to shag that

Either one qualifies. Over time, I happen to have morphed into a fat ugly cunt myself. That don't mean i like women that that are too.

 

[Sarky B’stard]

Either one qualifies. Over time, I happen to have morphed into a fat ugly cunt myself. That don't mean i like women that that are too.

Fair ruins your chances though, eh?

 

[MICK 56]

unless you is black and come fron Dudley

one of the most unfunny twat's i ever came across.. He traded on being a black cunt. Now, in order to suit the agenda, he has switched over to being a victim of colonialism. If it was not for that colonianism, the fucker would still be chucking a spear at his dinner, not shopping in harrods, and driving a Bentley. The bastard is probably rigged like a donkey though. I dont even envy him that. I wish i had a 10in cock, for sure. It would be better than this fucking great thing, i got stuck with.

 

[MartytheMartian]

You know that it might not @Sarky B’stard Women are most peculiar creatures and one never knows what they may find attractive. I used to know a fellow, wee and squat with a face like a burst ball and as coarse as gravel. This lad used to walk up to lassies in the clubs and simply look at them and say "I want to fuck your brains out". Yes he got knockbacks but he was always away with some 'fit' bird before the end of the night. I recall at my brothers wedding, he turned up in the kilt with a cracker of a young lassie in tow easily ten years his junior who hung on his every word even though he largely ignored her and was going around showing any woman at the reception who stood still long enough what was worn under his kilt.

 

[MICK 56]

Fair ruins your chances though, eh?

Count me out of the running please. I am not up for the job at all. And would only be wasting the judges time.

 

[Scrappy]

Either one qualifies. Over time, I happen to have morphed into a fat ugly cunt myself. That don't mean i like women that that are too.

I ain't and never was going to win any beauty contests, but I do have standards, and both of those two are way below the mark!

 

[Scrappy]

You are remarkably inconsistent. A lesbian is definitely of the 'she' variety, some might say chichi if they were of Anglo Indian descent. Now you have gone full LGBQTI.

She might be regarded by many as more 'handsome' than 'beautiful' but that wouldn't make her a him.

In her younger days.

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When can we look forward to seeing Mick on Naked Attraction?

Not aged well

 

[Big Sandy]

I used to know a fellow, wee and squat with a face like a burst ball and as coarse as gravel.

I know him…that’s the guy who used to sit in the corner licking his eyebrows.

 

[MICK 56]

You know that it might not @Sarky B’stard Women are most peculiar creatures and one never knows what they may find attractive. I used to know a fellow, wee and squat with a face like a burst ball and as coarse as gravel. This lad used to walk up to lassies in the clubs and simply look at them and say "I want to fuck your brains out". Yes he got knockbacks but he was always away with some 'fit' bird before the end of the night. I recall at my brothers wedding, he turned up in the kilt with a cracker of a young lassie in tow easily ten years his junior who hung on his every word even though he largely ignored her and was going around showing any woman at the reception who stood still long enough what was worn under his kilt.

When i was a young, fit, good looking bastard. I would approach the best looking bitch in the place, with a grin, and say, What's the chance of getting in your knickers. Once i got dancing with that one, i would look around, and see all the other slappers, showing interest. Women always want what others have, and want to prove to themselve's, that they can have whatever they want. My evaluation of the situation was, and still is, if women never had a cunt, they would be the loneliest creatures on the planet.

 

[MICK 56]

I ain't and never was going to win any beauty contests, but I do have standards, and both of those tw That o are way below the mark!

I consider myself to be fortunate. I never fucked an ugly woman in my life. That Tranny in the Bondi hotel, doesn't count. Does it ? Jesus, it was a good looking, creature, and my morals deserted me for a while.

 

[Sarky B’stard]

You know that it might not @Sarky B’stard Women are most peculiar creatures and one never knows what they may find attractive. I used to know a fellow, wee and squat with a face like a burst ball and as coarse as gravel. This lad used to walk up to lassies in the clubs and simply look at them and say "I want to fuck your brains out". Yes he got knockbacks but he was always away with some 'fit' bird before the end of the night. I recall at my brothers wedding, he turned up in the kilt with a cracker of a young lassie in tow easily ten years his junior who hung on his every word even though he largely ignored her and was going around showing any woman at the reception who stood still long enough what was worn under his kilt.

Clearly had a secret weapon.

 

[Sarky B’stard]

When i was a young, fit, good looking bastard. I would approach the best looking bitch in the place, with a grin, and say, What's the chance of getting in your knickers. Once i got dancing with that one, i would look around, and see all the other slappers, showing interest. Women always want what others have, and want to prove to themselve's, that they can have whatever they want. My evaluation of the situation was, and still is, if women never had a cunt, they would be the loneliest creatures on the planet.

That demands an historical photo for independent verification by the talent scouts on here. We suspect you have always been a complete munter. Like us.