What does woke mean to you?

[Foxy]

How would you, or even, she, know that. Surely nobody has fucked it, have they ? It would need a braver man than me, that's for certain.

Jennifer Saunders isn't what I'd call pretty, but are you thinking of her fat friend Dawn French... no money on earth would be sufficient to shag that

Oh, I don't know........... Woke up wi worse.....................

 

[Tallpaul]

Sexist pigs, all of you

 

[MICK 56]

She was singing?

The phrase ‘chapel hat pegs’ springs to mind. ‘Could have somebodies eye out with that’……

Or Scammell choke buttons.

 

[Sarky B’stard]

In my former line of business it was Scammell wheel nuts:

 

[MICK 56]

Can someone please explain to me how we got from blue haired woke tw@ts. To Michelle Pfeiffer, & @MICK 56 publicly confessing to a liaison with a transvestite? Then mentioning actual female genitalia a lot. Presumably in a bid to throw us off the scent?

It,was a full blown sex change thing. Big tits, stunning womans legs & arse, and the tightest minge i ever came across A real credit to the surgeon. Trust me, it was so good looking, and dressed to kill. you would have done it too.

 

[DD67]

It,was a full blown sex change thing. Big tits, stunning womans legs & arse, and the tightest minge i ever came across A real credit to the surgeon. Trust me, it was so good looking, and dressed to kill. you would have done it too.

@BAD LUCK DUCK
As you're the most even handed, liberal guy on here. We need you to make a judgement call on Micks statement above

 

[Sarky B’stard]

It,was a full blown sex change thing. Big tits, stunning womans legs & arse, and the tightest minge i ever came across A real credit to the surgeon. Trust me, it was so good looking, and dressed to kill. you would have done it too.

I wouldn't. It just wouldn't smell right. I have a nose for these things.

 

[MICK 56]

I wouldn't. It just wouldn't smell right. I have a nose for these things.

You obviously had a close call at sometime then. Was it a tough decision ?

 

[Old Nick]

I wouldn't. It just wouldn't smell right. I have a nose for these things.

I’m intrigued as to the circumstances where you discovered you had a nose for these things

 

[Old Nick]

It,was a full blown sex change thing. Big tits, stunning womans legs & arse, and the tightest minge i ever came across A real credit to the surgeon. Trust me, it was so good looking, and dressed to kill. you would have done it too.

If the surgery was that good how did you know she was a he??

Did she fart in bed and pull the covers over your head

Spill the beans what was the giveaway

 

[MICK 56]

If the surgery was that good how did you know she was a he??

Did she fart in bed and pull the covers over your head

Spill the beans what was the giveaway

It,had a voice like a bullfrog, and kept it's socks on.

 

[half ton]

It,had a voice like a bullfrog, and kept it's socks on.

That and the size eleven feet......the surgeon recons he can sort out the hairy arse on the next visit, apart from that she was a cracker.

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

@BAD LUCK DUCK
As you're the most even handed, liberal guy on here. We need you to make a judgement call on Micks statement above

What the god damn Sam hell is going on here...
Who the hell shags a bloke that's had a sex change...
If a silver back male gorilla had a sex change had false tits stuck on it shaved its arse stuck a blonde wig on its head and started singing hit me baby one more time it don't make it Brittany Spears never mind a woman...it's still a gorilla..
Therefore in my opinion a bloke that's had a gay mentally ill something fucking wrong with that bloke sex change perverts operation to make himself appear as a woman is still a bloke...
Any bloke that intentionally or knowing it's a bloke shags one of these vile fucking things is no better than the fucked up perverted monstrosity itself and should along with the vile plague infected monstrosity be shot stabbed through the heart with a wooden stake and burned to ash..the ash should then be thrown into a volcano and then someone take a shit on it...
Just saying in my diplomatic opinion

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

A mate of mine as currently got the hots for some young lad that as had the full sex change..
He is convinced its the best looking bird ever....
NO ITS FUCKING NOT..
ITS A BLOKE AND SOMETHING IS FUCKING WRONG WITH YOU...
Needless to say me and the lads won't be taking him up on a piss up round his to meet the sick disgusting abomination to all that is human...

 

[MICK 56]

What the god damn Sam hell is going on here...
Who the hell shags a bloke that's had a sex change...
If a silver back male gorilla had a sex change had false tits stuck on it shaved its arse stuck a blonde wig on its head and started singing hit me baby one more time it don't make it Brittany Spears never mind a woman...it's still a gorilla..
Therefore in mSoy opinion a bloke that's had a gay mentally ill something fucking wrong with that bloke sex change perverts operation to make himself appear as a woman is still a bloke...
Any bloke that intentionally or knowing it's a bloke shags one of these vile fucking things is no better than the fucked up perverted monstrosity itself and should along with the vile plague infected monstrosity be shot stabbed through the heart with a wooden stake and burned to ash..the ash should then be thrown into a volcano and then someone take a shit on it...
Just saying in my diplomatic opinion

So you are reserving judgement then.

 

[MartytheMartian]

Ever thought of becoming a Guidance counsellor @BAD LUCK DUCK ?

 

[DD67]

So you are reserving judgement then.

I f#ckin hate it when Duck sits on the fence like that.
If he's got something to say, he should come out & say it.

Duck, sorry for the use of the phrase "come out" it just seemed to fit the sentence

 

[Big Sandy]

be thrown into a volcano and then someone take a shit on it

Ye'd burn yer arse!

Note... I said burn not bum.

 

[Sarky B’stard]

I’m intrigued as to the circumstances where you discovered you had a nose for these things

What happens in Antwerp stays in Antwerp.

 

[Sarky B’stard]

I used to like Len and he's also a pretty fine dramatic actor but he has gone Uber luvvie and lost his self awareness in the process. I find it ironic that his very success gives the lie to the idea that he and others are racially disadvantaged for parts. I don't think any analysis of modern drama would show any shortage of black leading roles while period drama like Downton Abbey well.....

I might as well complain that in Zulu Dawn the Zulus were portrayed as brave victors.

However, I reserve far greater scorn for Didabunk Thumpersnatch's stereotypical portrayal of a public schooled officer in 1916 with Sikhs integrated in a West Country infantry regiment and his 'hideously white' lecture from the stage.

There was no colour bar in the Empire (although it got much else wrong)