Sarky B’stard
Legendary Knight
She's 63 you bounder!
What does woke mean to you?
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Scrappy
Legendary Knight
Old Nick
Legendary Knight
That is a remarkably accurate and erudite observation for a Tuesday afternoon JezYes mate, he definitely has a skill in saying what most of us are thinking & in an hysterical way
Isn't it odd though that at one time we laughed at comedians & listened to politicians. Now it's the other way around
I’m impressed, especially as I suspect you’ve not long been out of bed
MICK 56
Legendary Knight
He just ran out of money, because he wasn't f ever funny., And nobody was interested in his crap. anymore.
I'd been in the pub for approx 4hrs at that point Nick.That is a remarkably accurate and erudite observation for a Tuesday afternoon Jez
I’m impressed, especially as I suspect you’ve not long been out of bed
All my best ideas come during a bath or in the pub.
If I drank alcohol whilst taking a bath. I could probably cure cancer, solve world poverty, all religion based conflicts & possibly even work out what goes on inside ducks head?
MICK 56
Legendary Knight
Yes mate, he definitely has a skill in saying what most of us are thinking & in an hysterical way
No
Isn't it odd though that at one time we laughed at comedians & listened to politicians. Now it's the other
that must have been when the thick cunt realised that people were l laughing at him, rather than with him.
MartytheMartian
Legendary Knight
Anyone seen Toyah recently? I saw an article about her and Robert Fripp doing Youtube covers of songs and she seems to have her tits out most of the time. Pretty good pair for a 65 year old especially if they haven't been plasticised. Her singing is still bleedin' awful though!
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MICK 56
Legendary Knight
That is well fuckable. And no you cant.You are remarkably inconsistent. A lesbian is definitely of the 'she' variety, some might say chichi if they were of Anglo Indian descent. Now you have gone full LGBQTI.
She might be regarded by many as more 'handsome' than 'beautiful' but that wouldn't make her a him.
In her younger days.
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When can we look forward to seeing Mick on Naked Attraction?
MICK 56
Legendary Knight
Desperate women, do desperate things to get attention. and your money. It wont ever change, as long as they have a cunt, and know how much we want it
Sarky B’stard
Legendary Knight
Well a prepared selfie v. some bastard in the street on a bad hair day is hardly a level playing field ...... and Michelle has, by common consent, a head start. However, for all we know, she's concealing biltong.
Big Sandy
Legendary Knight
She was singing?
The phrase ‘chapel hat pegs’ springs to mind. ‘Could have somebodies eye out with that’……
The definition of a "Cad" made me laugh. How times have changed eh
The modern version would be...
..."A bloke who does a bird up the tradesman's entrance. Films it, & posts the footage on Tik Tok without her knowledge"...
Sarky B’stard
Legendary Knight
Exactly! All women are ladies and fair in varying degrees. Anyone who says that to their faces is clearly a cad with despicable, ulterior motives. Got that?
Sarky B’stard
Legendary Knight
Woke? Is it that time already 
MartytheMartian
Legendary Knight
Yep Woke, past tense of Wake or should that be Wash 
Sarky B’stard
Legendary Knight
Hereward eh?
The Wake in the Wash!
The Wake in the Wash!
chas
Legendary Knight
As the song says...Desperate women, do desperate things to get attention. and your money. It wont ever change, as long as they have a cunt, and know how much we want it
The very thing that makes her rich, makes you poor...
Big Sandy
Legendary Knight
What I find most amusing about that description of how to use the words cad and bounder is...... Its American! Either that or its author, like Americans, cannot spell 'honour'.