What have you done to anything but your bike today?

[half ton]

He only does that when he's sure that he won't be disturbed for the duration.
Then out comes the rubber fist & the lube







Allegedly?

shhh..It's believed to be a pink rubber fist and rainbow lube

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

BTW the sight isn’t mounted on a gun

Well it should be

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Have you checked your collimation Duck?

I haven't been to the clap clinic in ten years if that's what you mean...

 

[Sarky B’stard]

Some people are saying nasty things about Bill Clinton’s hospitalisation too.

 

[DD67]

Some people are saying nasty things about Bill Clinton’s hospitalisation too.

Another rubber fist incident?

 

[Sarky B’stard]

Just the nature of the ailment…..

 

[chas]

I've had worse Saturdays..

 

[MartytheMartian]

Shrooms are something I really am not a fan of at all the rest, apart from the vino, is cool. The term for mushrooms in Gaelic is Balgan Buachrach which translates literally into English as Bubbles on shit or shitty bubbles and that says it all for me.

 

[Sarky B’stard]

My Hebridean Granny instilled similar ideas into my father’s head. My Cumbrian mother loved mushrooms but had to sneak them into the house past him. Diced into a sauce he ate them approvingly without ever knowing. Our little joke!

There is a thing in Celtic folklore about mushrooms that dances on the edge of the ‘wee folk’ and Druids tripping out of their skulls. My Dad was probably the last generation of Scots to worry about Kelpies dragging him down to the depths for transgressions in his diet!

 

[Sarky B’stard]

I've had worse Saturdays..
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That steak really deserves a portobello mushroom baked with Stilton and a slightly manlier wine than that effete Côtes du Rhône

 

[chas]

That steak really deserves a portobello mushroom baked with Stilton and a slightly manlier wine than that effete Côtes du Rhône

Thank you for your concern.
I muddled through.

I've a slow roast shoulder of pork today. What does my sommelier friend advise?

I'm not sure I pronounce sommelier quite correctly sometimes.

 

[Sarky B’stard]

You have a friend?

 

[Sarky B’stard]

I am a firm believer that we like what we like and ‘dining rules’ are for pretentious ponces. My personal preference would swither (a great Scots word) between a Muscadet Sur Lie or a cheap and cheerful Chilean Merlot! Who cares?

 

[half ton]

Hungarian Bulls Blood....You can drink it with Fish,Chips,Caviar,Steak or bloody Sausages....feckin luverly it is

 

[Scrappy]

56 years old and just got my first tattoo

 

[DD67]

56 years old and just got my first tattoo

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That isn't too "gay" at all Scrappy

 

[MartytheMartian]

Is there no meant to be a wee circular wreath with a Swastika in it underneath, oh wait it's yourself @Scrappy I thought it was someone else

 

[DD67]

Go on, frighten us with the price Scrappy.

When I were a lad that would have been the right side of £5.
Nowadays, my guess is £50.

 

[Scrappy]

Go on, frighten us with the price Scrappy.

When I were a lad that would have been the right side of £5.
Nowadays, my guess is £50.

Spot on £50

 

[Don the Don]

56 years old and just got my first tattoo

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@Scrappy has gone Badass, your now the old Biddies bit of rough.
Nice work by the way, I take it the Guzzi is a keeper