Old Nick
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Not sure how to respond to that noting your current change in circumstancesMy wife is an accountant
But there’s always an exception to every rule
What's Boiling Your Pi$$ Today?
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But there’s always an exception to every rule
Big Sandy
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I've been in Bar L, and Grisly Risley too.My old Dad became an accountant after he left the RAF. First person in generations of our family ever to see the inside of Barlinnie prison
Visiting in the former, working (construction) in the latter. I'm a good boy, really.
MartytheMartian
Legendary Knight
Yeah he seemed to enjoy the experience @Old Nick He was only in the BarL for a short time before he was transferred to HMP Noranside where the 'White collar Criminals' live in luxury for the duration of their 'time'. The old bugger even nicked a load of Chainsaw PPE from the place when he left, driven out in the Prison bus carrying a rucksack full of their clobber!
Scrappy
Legendary Knight
My old Dad became an accountant after he left the RAF. First person in generations of our family ever to see the inside of Barlinnie prison
My old man also became an accountant after leaving the RAF... he is a cunt and always has been
MartytheMartian
Legendary Knight
MartytheMartian
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Today I am pissed off because I ordered a number of tools from a company calling themselves Dapetz on ebay at the start of last week. Tools that I need to get on with some work. Got one of the four items I ordered at the middle of last week but no sign of the three other tools that were the ones I really need. Contacted them and 'Nasir', after two messages finally understood why I was contacting him and then told me that the other stuff would be with me this week. Well still nothing and still not updated to shipped on ebay. That's that shower of shite are now on my 'avoid' list I can tell you. Had my bucks for a fortnight now and not provided the goods that I was relying on arriving. Bastids! If you need stuff and you need it sooner rather than later don't use Dapetz!
Big Sandy
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In Risley, we were working under one of the blocks, and one twat emptied his bucket out of the opening light on the window and soaked my mate in pish.
So we went out, escorted by a screw and his alsation. Mate gets a shower, change of clothes.
Next day we're back, but we take a Thwaite 3 ton dumper in with us, and park it under the cell window. Left it parked there all day, just ticking over and coughing out blue diesel fumes. Twat in cell was screaming that he was going to kill us, but hey... Still here.
So we went out, escorted by a screw and his alsation. Mate gets a shower, change of clothes.
Next day we're back, but we take a Thwaite 3 ton dumper in with us, and park it under the cell window. Left it parked there all day, just ticking over and coughing out blue diesel fumes. Twat in cell was screaming that he was going to kill us, but hey... Still here.
MartytheMartian
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Well I have now received a full refund from those tossers called DAPETZ (I'd advise that no-one buy from them! Clearly they hadn't even come close to despatching the tools if they even had them in stock in the first place. Wasted a fortnight of my time and it seems that it's nothing uncommon for them looking over their feedback. I think they have a Fantasy Store and if you buy something from them they might get it in from their supplier within a couple of months.
BAD LUCK DUCK
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Well I learned working an extra 20 hours really ain't worth all the hassle and loss of two rest days I could have used to get other things done...added up to £65 for each day..That's up at 0400hrs out at 0500hrs finishing around 1800hrs or later and well fuck it..I can't believe I gotta do this now forever just to keep my head above water...I thought slavery was dead in this country and we were meant to have a honest days pay for a honest days work...
I should have been a bank robber or something like some of those people I never knew...
I should have been a bank robber or something like some of those people I never knew...
chas
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I've stopped doing 55 hour weeks as we get paid flat rate for overtime. My time is worth more than that.Well I learned working an extra 20 hours really ain't worth all the hassle and loss of two rest days I could have used to get other things done...added up to £65 for each day..That's up at 0400hrs out at 0500hrs finishing around 1800hrs or later and well fuck it..I can't believe I gotta do this now forever just to keep my head above water...I thought slavery was dead in this country and we were meant to have a honest days pay for a honest days work...
I should have been a bank robber or something like some of those people I never knew...
Big Sandy
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It's. Never. Too. Late.
When I was at school me and a mate worked out the ideal way to rob the payroll money going in to the Clydesdale.
Come the day, we were all set, knock the security on the noggin, do a runner with the cash bags... Watched it for weeks we had. Well, we chickened out.
A few years later, there's a riot at Bar-L, there's my mate on the roof cobbling slates down at the screws. So I went to visit a couple months later.
"What you doing in here?"
"8 years for armed robbery....."
A few of my elderly (nosey b@stard, too much f#ckin time on their hands) neighbours.
Have asked me why I don't go to work, yet still manage to have nice stuff? Some have even straight out, no messing. Accused me of being a drug dealer FFS!
I can't wait to hit 70yrs+. Apparently it's a licence to say whatever the f#ck you like to other people?
I tell them (with a straight face) that I'm a retired bank robber.
One of them was walking his dog & saw me loading several shotguns into my car a while back for a days clay shooting.
I said good morning & tagged on the end..."Can I give you a lift? I'm just nipping into town to the bank. You can bring the dog, he might come in handy?"...
I'd like to think he rushed home to tell his wife & she laughed at him. Whilst informing him that I was taking the pi$$.
But who knows? Maybe they are both too scared to ring "Crime Stoppers"?
BAD LUCK DUCK
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I'm in the same boat wages wise with overtime..learned a long time ago exactly what you said...unfortunately my circumstances now dictate the extra hours I need to do..maybe once I'm settled a bit I can alter things but for now its nose to the grind stone..
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
scrowel down to the NHS data news
Classic Bike News - June 2021 (sumpmagazine.com)
Classic Bike News - June 2021 (sumpmagazine.com)
BAD LUCK DUCK
Forum Duck
I can't find it but I might give northumbria police lady one if I was bored one Wednesday afternoon had no where to go and it was raining
Sarky B’stard
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Oh I think there is a whole heap of nefarious Sh1t going down with medical data of the kind that unscrupulous (they all are) pharma and insurance businesses would kill for. I have little doubt palms are being greased.
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Tallpaul
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She looks a bit of a smug cow to me. Give it her up the bum and see if she's still smiling..................I can't find it but I might give northumbria police lady one if I was bored one Wednesday afternoon had no where to go and it was raining
Tallpaul
Legendary Knight
Bloody Boris shifting Portugal into the "amber zone". Our September club holiday is now cancelled due to "uncertainty". We all paid our deposits in 2019 for this trip in 2020 and now we are bounced a second time due to the fat clown taking advice from a puddle of "experts".
Scrappy
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The main stream media seem to be priming people for an increase of our imprisonment beyond 21st June, and what I find horrifying and unbelievable is that a large portion of the public are supposedly in support of extending restrictions. Everyone has gone stark raving mad, none more so than the fat twat clown that is our Prime Minister!
I want my freedom, and a guarantee it will never be taken away again!
Pandemic, fuck off... climate change, fuck off... green agenda, fuck off... electric vehicles, fuck off... new world order, fuck off... globalists, fuck off... backwards religious cults, fuck off. In the words of the Angelic Upstarts, just go away leave me alone, fuck off and leave me, go away leave me alone!
