What's Boiling Your Pi$$ Today?

[Scrappy]

If you heard them say that Marty?
It might be time for a lay down in the comfy cell. In your special jacket that fastens up at the back

Either that or they are not "Tobacco" plants in the strictest terms

 

[DD67]

Either that or they are not "Tobacco" plants in the strictest terms

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Tomato plants?

 

[Scrappy]

Tomato plants?

Of course

 

[MartytheMartian]

Nah I wouldn't touch that type of 'smokeable'. Tried it in the past and I'm not impressed. Tobacco on the other hand, smoked properly. gives you time to think and contemplate with a clear head and sharpens the wits rather than dulling them.

 

[DD67]

Let‘s call it suicide-rant.
The fact that I feel life is not worth living these days does not run me into a brickwall yet

Pinched from @Don the Don

Think of it as an inspirational quote when life is getting you down mate

 

[chas]

Had to do the 60 mile round trip to get the Mammy's shopping and drop it off.
Driving like I've an egg on the throttle to save a bit of range does not come easy.
The old Merc managed 32mpg on the run tho, bless it.

 

[GaleForceEight]

Somewhere between madness and stupidity that after all the shenanigans some people still believe the MSM on anything. They don’t seem to have registered the mismatch between the plague, as advertised, and the actual experience.

The retards that panic due to blatant scaremongering are too busy blaming the government for their own stupidity, meanwhile the rest of us do what we can to get on with life.

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Had to do the 60 mile round trip to get the Mammy's shopping and drop it off.
Driving like I've an egg on the throttle to save a bit of range does not come easy.
The old Merc managed 32mpg on the run tho, bless it.

I like old mercs

 

[Old Nick]

Anyone else notice that no matter how often you clear the junk, the end of the garden always becomes a dump

I wouldn’t mind so much but that’s wher I keep the bike

 

[gazzatriumph]

Anyone else notice that no matter how often you clear the junk, the end of the garden always becomes a dump

I wouldn’t mind so much but that’s wher I keep the bike

The chap who lives at the back of me keeps saying that.

 

[chas]

Anyone else notice that no matter how often you clear the junk, the end of the garden always becomes a dump

I wouldn’t mind so much but that’s wher I keep the bike

I forked out for a couple of Garden waste bins when I realised my compost heap was the size of most new build gardens

 

[Doc Strange]

I forked out for a couple of Garden waste bins when I realised my compost heap was the size of most new build gardens

Yep, very useful - we realised we produced more compostable material than we would ever need to convert into compost so let teh council deal with it and buy a bag every other year instead.

DS

 

[chas]

Yep, very useful - we realised we produced more compostable material than we would ever need to convert into compost so let teh council deal with it and buy a bag every other year instead.

DS

With the help of chipper and chainsaw I've managed to cram a shrub that was occupying an eight foot square patch of garden into the two bins.

The missis was 'surprised' at how far I cut it back and there was then a 'discussion'

So I amused myself sawing up logs for the remainder of the afternoon

 

[Doc Strange]

You can never have too many logs!

DS

 

[Old Nick]

Boilers broken down, bucket baths till Friday when the plumber gets here

Good job there’s global warming, the heatings fucked too

 

[Tallpaul]

300,000 children abused since 1950 in France.

The frogs don't waste any time, do they? It's only 12.30 now...................

 

[Tallpaul]

The old bag is still breathing. FFS

 

[Public Enemy]

The frogs don't waste any time, do they? It's only 12.30 now...................

I probably shouldn't laugh, as it ain't really a funny subject. But your comment is bloody funny.

 

[half ton]

The old bag is still breathing. FFS

Come on own up TP, I can see it now........Grandad why is this kayak shaped like a coffin ?

 

[Don the Don]

"Religion" more buggery thuggery and murder all in the name off God, bastids