What's Boiling Your Pi$$ Today?

[half ton]

cheers for the sympathy guys, It's not really anyones fault,I think the salesman saw Blue for stock on the order and said I could have it and move a month up the waiting list, So my blue one will get here eventually but it will probably not get a lot of use if they start gritting early this winter.They have a Burgundy/dark red Stellar there which was my original choice and I can have if I want.....But there's something about the Dark Blue

 

[Steve 998cc]

Perhaps you should have the burgundy/stellar red one fate moves in mysterious ways.

 

[half ton]

Perhaps you should have the burgundy/stellar red one fate moves in mysterious ways.

Oi don't you go making it any harder (last time I heard the wife say that was 2 yrs ago)
I have till wednesday to think about it and may well go for the red un....gonna sit here looking at pics and see what happens

 

[Don the Don]

Toss a coin mate, Heads you have the Burgundy one, Tails you dont have the Blue one

 

[MartytheMartian]

Well you could take the red one and, if you really like it you could maybe find a way to add a blue one at a later date? Or you could see about getting a spare suit of clothes in blue at a later date.

 

[half ton]

this... possibly next week

 

[half ton]

or this in possibly 8 weeks

 

[half ton]

or maybe this

 

[chas]

Get the red one and get your arse on it.

 

[MartytheMartian]

Does any particular colour ride differently and, if so, is it worth waiting another eight weeks for rather than enjoying saddle time before the real bad weather kicks in?

 

[DD67]

Red =
Blue =
Yellow = Don't do it FFS! It's f#ckin hideous!

Just my opinion though. Get the one you like mate
Even the massively shite one if you must

On a more serious note. I wouldn't wait 8 weeks, I'd wait approx 11 weeks so that it's a 2022 registration.

 

[MartytheMartian]

Don't forget that the Apocalypse is coming in early 2022 so take your pleasure while you can and a 2022 registration is a bit pointless when the four horsemen are riding through the land.

 

[half ton]

Think I will speak to the sales guy when he comes off holiday on Wednesday,Just to see whats occurring with my blue one, and if he can't sort it I think I will have the red and get Chas to print me a shit load of stickers to cover it up a bit....anyone know where I can get hold of a large chrome duck for the front mudguard

 

[DD67]

anyone know where I can get hold of a large chrome duck for the front mudguard

I saw one on a Jaaaaaaag recently. But the owner looked like he'd escaped from a secure facility of some kind. So I wouldn't recommend stealing that particular large chrome duck, in case he catches you in the act!

 

[DD67]

If he is a white cop he obviously used his white privilege to oppress minorities in this country and deprive them of the rights to steal them jaffa cakes for themselves...
If he was a non white cop why do you feel the need to point out the fact he stole them you racist oppressive misogynistic spawn of Hitler nazi homophobic evil that hides your hate crimes by pretending your patriotic and not racist by telling the truth..I bet you all hate puppies and assumed my gender as well..

Just saying

That's the best laugh I've had in weeks Duck
You should jack in driving buses & become a political commentator

 

[Doc Strange]

or this in possibly 8 weeks

The blue one looks bigger - will you fit on the red?

DS

 

[DD67]

1115 in two days!
That proves the French are doing next to f#ck all to stop them

BBC News - Channel crossings: More than 1,100 migrants cross in two days

Channel crossings: More than 1,100 migrants cross in two days

French authorities prevented 414 people from making the crossing, the Home Office says.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[MartytheMartian]

According to a report today the dinghies they are coming in are being bought from Turkey and China. Isn't it a surprise that China and Turkey are facilitating it? I bet they are probably even selling the dinghies at a loss just to try and de-stabilise the UK.

 

[chas]

1115 in two days!
That proves the French are doing next to f#ck all to stop them

BBC News - Channel crossings: More than 1,100 migrants cross in two days

Channel crossings: More than 1,100 migrants cross in two days

French authorities prevented 414 people from making the crossing, the Home Office says.

www.bbc.co.uk

The guy I buy my fish off is also RNLI crew at Dungeness.

He's busy.

 

[DD67]

The guy I buy my fish off is also RNLI crew at Dungeness.

He's busy.

Have you asked him what he thinks about having to rescue them?
I'd guess he has mixed feelings from the angle that his part time job is to save lives.

On another subject & as another example of the "woke" world finally having lost its marbles

How the f#ck would the parking wardens enforce the rules? Get out of vehicle, mince off to ticket machine, job's a good un!