What's Boiling Your Pi$$ Today?

[DD67]

The frogs don't waste any time, do they? It's only 12.30 now...................

You're a sick b@stard!
But I still laughed

 

[MartytheMartian]

Organised religion, Education, Police forces, Doctoring are all natural places for warped scum to gravitate to as they give access to victims and authority over the victims. Unfortunately the organisations close ranks and try to cover up rather than root it out. They believe that by exposing the criminal they will damage the organisations image with the public but, of course, by hiding them they look to be much worse when the truth finally comes out and, what is worse, by not acting they go against all that their organisation supposedly stands for. I recall an Irish Priest on the TV years ago talking about how the church believed that Priests 'fell in love' with the altar boys and so their solution was to move the priest to another parish thus breaking the 'love affair' but of course Paedo's are twisted animals who don't 'love' anyone but themselves and are happy to be sent on to a fresh hunting ground.

 

[Scrappy]

Organised religion, Education, Police forces, Doctoring are all natural places for warped scum to gravitate to as they give access to victims and authority over the victims. Unfortunately the organisations close ranks and try to cover up rather than root it out. They believe that by exposing the criminal they will damage the organisations image with the public but, of course, by hiding them they look to be much worse when the truth finally comes out and, what is worse, by not acting they go against all that their organisation supposedly stands for. I recall an Irish Priest on the TV years ago talking about how the church believed that Priests 'fell in love' with the altar boys and so their solution was to move the priest to another parish thus breaking the 'love affair' but of course Paedo's are twisted animals who don't 'love' anyone but themselves and are happy to be sent on to a fresh hunting ground.

Cut their bollocks off, brand them with a huge letter "P" on their forehead, then release them back into society without any human rights or protection

 

[Don the Don]

Did you know that priests could tune a choir in the old days by using jubilee clips around their genitals and with a screwdriver could tune the choir to get the required sound.



I am telling porkies.......maybe.

 

[Scrappy]

I'm currently sitting in the BMW dealership whilst my car is being serviced, and in their waiting area they have TVs on tuned to BBC News It's fucking excruciating, constant fucking woke devisive propaganda and race bating bollox. They are totally evil IMO, their persistent attempts to provoke (not intellectually) and inflame... absolute wankers

 

[Sarky B’stard]

You could smash the telly, describe it as a public service event and nonchalantly tell them to ‘put it on the bill’.

 

[Scrappy]

You could smash the telly, describe it as a public service event and nonchalantly tell them to ‘put it on the bill’.

If I could only afford to do so

 

[Scrappy]

I've just been told my rear offside tyre has a bulge in it, which means an MOT failure. Of course BMW can replace the tyre for me at £206 , which I'll do as I can't be arsed with the hastle of going elsewhere to get the tyre and then have to rebook for the MOT. The thing that is really pissing me off is that is the third time I've had the same problem with the same wheel, and I don't do a great deal of mileage in the car

 

[DD67]

I've just been told my rear offside tyre has a bulge in it, which means an MOT failure. Of course BMW can replace the tyre for me at £206 , which I'll do as I can't be arsed with the hastle of going elsewhere to get the tyre and then have to rebook for the MOT. The thing that is really pissing me off is that is the third time I've had the same problem with the same wheel, and I don't do a great deal of mileage in the car

If my reply isn't too late.
Tell them you want to see the wheel on the balancing machine without a tyre on it.
Also, say you want that wheel in a different location on the car. To see if the fault moves to the new location. Or the tyre that ends up in the current location develops the same fault?

 

[Sarky B’stard]

Fair point. It is right on the outer edge of ‘coincidence’ and more like a defective rim hammering the tyre wall where the whole assembly gets balanced out but not its internal dynamics - inducing constant excessive flex in the tyre wall…… when BMW would owe you for a manufacturing defect.

Unless you keep reversing that wheel over a kerb!

 

[Scrappy]

If my reply isn't too late.
Tell them you want to see the wheel on the balancing machine without a tyre on it.
Also, say you want that wheel in a different location on the car. To see if the fault moves to the new location. Or the tyre that ends up in the current location develops the same fault?

Thanks mate, swapping the wheels is a good plan, I'll do that this weekend

BMW are saying that it is most likely due to pot holes, which I guess it could be due to the crap state of the roads, but it would be a bit of a coincidence and very unlucky for it to occur three times to the same wheel

 

[DD67]

I'm currently sitting in the BMW dealership whilst my car is being serviced, and in their waiting area they have TVs on tuned to BBC News It's fucking excruciating, constant fucking woke devisive propaganda and race bating bollox. They are totally evil IMO, their persistent attempts to provoke (not intellectually) and inflame... absolute wankers

How can you say that about the BBC.
Without their super sleuth reporting skills.
I'd never have known about this truly outrageous crime...

BBC News - Jaffa Cakes allegation prompts Halifax PC's misconduct hearing

Jaffa Cakes allegation prompts Halifax PC's misconduct hearing

PC Chris Dwyer is alleged to have taken them from a charity tuck shop without paying in full.

www.bbc.co.uk

Never mind what real crimes are being committed. I'll definitely sleep better knowing that tax payers money is being well spent. On prosecuting a Cop who may have stolen 90p worth of Jaffa cakes

Edit...
The fact a Cop may have stolen anything at all is obviously bad. But how/why did it make it onto the BBC news App? It ain't exactly the great train robbery, is it

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

How can you say that about the BBC.
Without their super sleuth reporting skills.
I'd never have known about this truly outrageous crime...

BBC News - Jaffa Cakes allegation prompts Halifax PC's misconduct hearing

Jaffa Cakes allegation prompts Halifax PC's misconduct hearing

PC Chris Dwyer is alleged to have taken them from a charity tuck shop without paying in full.

www.bbc.co.uk

Never mind what real crimes are being committed. I'll definitely sleep better knowing that tax payers money is being well spent. On prosecuting a Cop who may have stolen 90p worth of Jaffa cakes

Edit...
The fact a Cop may have stolen anything at all is obviously bad. But how/why did it make it onto the BBC news App? It ain't exactly the great train robbery, is it

If he is a white cop he obviously used his white privilege to oppress minorities in this country and deprive them of the rights to steal them jaffa cakes for themselves...
If he was a non white cop why do you feel the need to point out the fact he stole them you racist oppressive misogynistic spawn of Hitler nazi homophobic evil that hides your hate crimes by pretending your patriotic and not racist by telling the truth..I bet you all hate puppies and assumed my gender as well..

Just saying

 

[Scrappy]

I'm surprised "Jaffa" cakes have not been cancelled already, surely there are some delusional woke wankers that find them offensive

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

My firm as in company I work for are pissing me off big time at the moment by fucking me over on overtime and swapping shifts and shit..
Funny thing is a local farmer pulled me up yesterday on the way to work and reckons a bloke that owns a coach company wants a chat with me as I only live two fields over from his company...
So maybe things happen for a reason..
I was reasonably ok where I am but they are really pushing my buttons...

 

[Don the Don]

My firm as in company I work for are pissing me off big time at the moment by fucking me over on overtime and swapping shifts and shit..
Funny thing is a local farmer pulled me up yesterday on the way to work and reckons a bloke that owns a coach company wants a chat with me as I only live two fields over from his company...
So maybe things happen for a reason..
I was reasonably ok where I am but they are really pushing my buttons...

Can't do any harm to talk @BAD LUCK DUCK make sure its what you want before jumping

 

[half ton]

Phoned the dealer to see if any news on my new bike, Salesman is still on holiday until wednesday, but the mechanic did some frame number checking and it looks like my bike is in the workshop , Going over with my older brother to have a looksie tomorrow as I haven't actually seen a dark blue one in the flesh yet...me... excited...course I bleeding am,This will be the last new bike I have unless I win the lottery (and I don't do that)

Just got back from looking at my new bike...................It aint feckin there.They got the wrong one in it's the light blue Super Nova and I ordered the Dark Blue Stellar....Oh well fuck it I will just have to hang on another couple of months feck feck feck

 

[Old Nick]

Just got back from looking at my new bike...................It aint feckin there.They got the wrong one in it's the light blue Super Nova and I ordered the Dark Blue Stellar....Oh well fuck it I will just have to hang on another couple of months feck feck feck

I feel sorry for you @half ton that must be a real pisser

 

[Doc Strange]

I hope they are being contrite and throwing in a few extras for free to compensate you.

DS

 

[Don the Don]

I hope they are being contrite and throwing in a few extras for free to compensate you.

DS

Spot on @Doc Strange that's the least they could do