Old Nick
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Bloody confusing mateCos we like to keep you on your toes Nick
Especially after a night out with my friendly helpful and polite London chums
What's Boiling Your Pi$$ Today?
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Especially after a night out with my friendly helpful and polite London chums
@BAD LUCK DUCKBloody confusing mate
Especially after a night out with my friendly helpful and polite London chums
Nick has friends that he refers to as "chums"
What do you reckon mate? An innocent phrase used to describe long standing drinking buddies? Or something far more sinister, that requires further investigation?
Ooop Norf.Drinks London Pride too
We use it as a mouth wash before having a beer
Anyway, it should be renamed "White Supremacist Pride"
And be "cancelled" from every pub in the UK. Its current name has a strong overtone of a non "inclusive" time. Before our capital city became a cultural melting pot (aka a shit hole)
PLEASE tell us they are oven chips. And no boiling fat is involved!And I’m making chips at quarter past one in the morning
Let’s see if I manage this without setting the house on fire
But if they are oven chips, don't tell Chas. Or you'll never be allowed into the secret society of EPIAP (Every Penny Is A Prisoner)
chas
Legendary Knight
I used to be able to cook a fried egg in a chip pan when I got in from the pub, you'll be fine mate.And I’m making chips at quarter past one in the morning
Let’s see if I manage this without setting the house on fire
chas
Legendary Knight
Your delicate constitution baulks at beers above 4%abv then but I'm glad you brave a taste before settling down to your weaker session beersOoop Norf.
We use it as a mouth wash before having a beer
Nick...Nick...NICK, wake up the chips are done ya feckin pi$$head!
If this turns out to be anything other than a joke. And Nick plus his family now look like overcooked Chinese crispy pork?
Obviously I shall offer my apologies at the funeral
Do ya'll reckon there'll be a good buffet & decent beer at the wake?
Just asking
Obviously I shall offer my apologies at the funeral
Do ya'll reckon there'll be a good buffet & decent beer at the wake?
Just asking
Old Nick
Legendary Knight
And that is exactly what I have just done
Chucked the egg into the chips as they’re frying - delicious
It's truly astonishing that you manage to maintain your figure NickAnd that is exactly what I have just done
Chucked the egg into the chips as they’re frying - delicious
Old Nick
Legendary Knight
There’ll be proper beer, but I suspect chips will be off the menuNick...Nick...NICK, wake up the chips are done ya feckin pi$$head!
If this turns out to be anything other than a joke. And Nick plus his family now look like overcooked Chinese crispy pork?
Obviously I shall offer my apologies at the funeral
Do ya'll reckon there'll be a good buffet & decent beer at the wake?
Just asking
Old Nick
Legendary Knight
What, fat fucker shaped? I manage it with grace and aplombIt's truly astonishing that you manage to maintain your figure Nick
Anyone that uses "aplomb" & spells it correctly at nearly 2am. Has obviously been drinking "gay" southern beer.What, fat fucker shaped? I manage it with grace and aplomb
Your honour, I rest my case!
Old Nick
Legendary Knight
It’s just we’re able to handle our drink down hereAnyone that uses "aplomb" & spells it correctly at nearly 2am. Has obviously been drinking "gay" southern beer.
Your honour, I rest my case!
And spell checker
half ton
Legendary Knight
And like all quality beers from London.....made with pure fresh unfiltered......Thames Water
Sarky B’stard
Legendary Knight
You leave my plums out of it, you who talks of Ooop Norf without even breaking into the Midlands.
I did once talk to a bloke who was a big wheel at Thames Water and he reckoned most of the stuff coming out the taps in the Big Smoke had been through three or four pairs of kidneys since it last fell as rain…….
That has to be reflected in the taste of the beer, doesn’t it?
I did once talk to a bloke who was a big wheel at Thames Water and he reckoned most of the stuff coming out the taps in the Big Smoke had been through three or four pairs of kidneys since it last fell as rain…….
That has to be reflected in the taste of the beer, doesn’t it?
BAD LUCK DUCK
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BAD LUCK DUCK
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They hate everyone that ain't a paying fare..I didn't.
I kept on asking them for directions. The ones that got the arse were asked why that was?
99% didn't have an answer. It was almost as though they'd been told to hate bikers & especially motorcycle couriers. And hadn't thought to question it
BAD LUCK DUCK
Forum Duck
I actually quite like that..
However at the moment I have a thing for the Bishops Finger
