What's Boiling Your Pi$$ Today?

BAD LUCK DUCK

Forum Duck
@BAD LUCK DUCK
Nick has friends that he refers to as "chums"
What do you reckon mate? An innocent phrase used to describe long standing drinking buddies? Or something far more sinister, that requires further investigation? 🤔
An interesting conundrum..
@Old Nick seems a regular kinda proper bloke but the use of the word chums is most perplexing..
It may be one rabbit hole I don't want to go down..🤣🤣🤣🦆
 

BAD LUCK DUCK

Forum Duck
And I’m making chips at quarter past one in the morning(y)

Let’s see if I manage this without setting the house on fire :ninja:
I set our kitchen on fire once doing just that..I fell asleep to the smell of bacon and chips..
Woke up to screaming and a house full of soot..
Amazingly I saved the missus and kids by telling them to shut up and go back sleep..put out the fire..The cooker had kinda melted the house was full of soot and I didn't spill a drop of my whiskey...
Unfortunately the bacon was totally fucked...🦆
 

Don the Don

Legendary Knight
Not too keen on London then Don:p


Now that’s a decent drop of 🍻

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HV66

Sword of Fenrir
Was fitting a tail tidy to the missus Striple and dropped a bolt down the tail section, saw it briefly then when I tried to get it it moved and I am buggered if I can find it. Have had the battery out (yes, it went that way), took the left hand pillion pegs off and it has disappeared. No rattle, no sight...even went and bought a magnetic probe 🥴 to try and fish for it but no luck. It's staying there now🤬, going in for its first service on Tuesday so they can find the feckin thing😤
 

DD67

The Peace Keeper
Staff member
Amazingly I saved the missus and kids by telling them to shut up and go back sleep..
I reckon you're a superhero on the quiet.

Captain Duck, who's superpowers inc drinking whiskey whilst frying chips, shitting in fields without being spotted & seeing "gayness" in areas others are oblivious to. It's almost like X-ray vision, only waaaay less useful 😉
 

Public Enemy

Enforcer
Staff member
I reckon you're a superhero on the quiet.

Captain Duck, who's superpowers inc drinking whiskey whilst frying chips, shitting in fields without being spotted & seeing "gayness" in areas others are oblivious to. It's almost like X-ray vision, only waaaay less useful 😉
Not forgetting his ability to transform a single decker bus into a time machine/transporter for stricken motorcyclists.
 

BAD LUCK DUCK

Forum Duck
Was fitting a tail tidy to the missus Striple and dropped a bolt down the tail section, saw it briefly then when I tried to get it it moved and I am buggered if I can find it. Have had the battery out (yes, it went that way), took the left hand pillion pegs off and it has disappeared. No rattle, no sight...even went and bought a magnetic probe 🥴 to try and fish for it but no luck. It's staying there now🤬, going in for its first service on Tuesday so they can find the feckin thing😤
Been there...
I can empathise 🦆
 

BAD LUCK DUCK

Forum Duck
I reckon you're a superhero on the quiet.

Captain Duck, who's superpowers inc drinking whiskey whilst frying chips, shitting in fields without being spotted & seeing "gayness" in areas others are oblivious to. It's almost like X-ray vision, only waaaay less useful 😉
You may have a point..i do like to wear my minions pants on the outside so everyone knows I change my underwear on a regular basis 😉 🦆
 

BAD LUCK DUCK

Forum Duck
Not forgetting his ability to transform a single decker bus into a time machine/transporter for stricken motorcyclists.
Cheers @Public Enemy it's knowing you were in my corner backing me up that helped me through this particularly nasty moment of character assassination by that unmentionable chap that didn't know French men hump horses that sustained me through this difficult time😉🤣🤣🤣👍🦆
 
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