What's Boiling Your Pi$$ Today?
- Thread starter DD67
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BAD LUCK DUCK
Forum Duck
No I ain't...Anyone who finds clowns scary has got serious problems. How old were you when you stopped sucking your thumb?
@BAD LUCK DUCK
Are you scared of clowns?
Firstly any man that wears make up as issues...
Secondly when I took my kids to the circus some clowns thought it would be funny to point a water pistol at me and open up despite people in the audience shouting warnings of no not him...After grabbing said clown and about to pull his face of and slap him to death with his own stupid Avon calling lady face I heard my little kids pleading please dad don't and I saw how sad and frightened they were I might kill this fuck face clown..
So I let him go...
That clown ruined my kids evening and I've hated clowns ever since...
Erm???That clown ruined my kids evening and I've hated clowns ever since...
Yeah, if you say so Duck!
BAD LUCK DUCK
Forum Duck
On a side note I really liked the semi naked circus lady covered in different birds...
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
chas
Legendary Knight
Oh, I don't.I've asked not to share an enclosure with yourself.
Please don't take it personally
I'm sure there's a special place for you allocated.
All Zoos have them.
I assume she had a duck or two? Hence the reason she was spared a leatheringOn a side note I really liked the semi naked circus lady covered in different birds...
Sarky B’stard
Legendary Knight
No I ain't...
Firstly any man that wears make up as issues...
Secondly when I took my kids to the circus some clowns thought it would be funny to point a water pistol at me and open up despite people in the audience shouting warnings of no not him...After grabbing said clown and about to pull his face of and slap him to death with his own stupid Avon calling lady face I heard my little kids pleading please dad don't and I saw how sad and frightened they were I might kill this fuck face clown..
So I let him go...
That clown ruined my kids evening and I've hated clowns ever since...
Are you hard enough?
Capt. Drunkey
King Of The Schnitzelwiesels
This guy uses „Eau de Snake“ by Chrapnel…
(…you only smell it once…)
BAD LUCK DUCK
Forum Duck
Scrappy
Legendary Knight
Camo paint ain't the same as blatant poofery
Depends on what colour the camo paint is
MartytheMartian
Legendary Knight
Somehow I don't think that pair would last long on the battlefield with that camo paint on. Clever diversion though - Get the enemy to fire on the rainbows warriors while the rest sneak round behind them.
Scrappy
Legendary Knight
I think the enemy might be concerned about that manoeuvre... backs to the wall time chaps, don't let them take you alive!
Scrappy
Legendary Knight
Scrappy
Legendary Knight
Duck will love that.
As you know, anything involving rainbows. And he's on it like a robbers dog
Scrappy
Legendary Knight
Duck will love that.
As you know, anything involving rainbows. And he's on it like a robbers dog
Doesn't he have a thing for Swedes and the military too?
Sarky B’stard
Legendary Knight
That’s the Bundeswher fragrance. We favour Eau de Ferret by Canal.
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
FFS, identity theft left this guy homeless, the way it was so easy for it to happen even his driving licence had been changed and a black photo imposed instead of the vicars [news article] and no help from the coppers.