What's Boiling Your Pi$$ Today?

Bad Billy

Bad Billy

Piemantino Rossi
Delays caused by new customs issues at borders are boiling my piss today, I got 4 heavy lifter machines, 3 of which are out of action & have been for over a week, waiting on parts from France & Netherlands, used to be next day delivery, have been told all week that they will be here tomorrow, but tomorrow never comes! Grrrrrr Bollox! :mad::mad::mad:
 
Scrappy

Scrappy

Legendary Knight
Bad Billy said:
Delays caused by new customs issues at borders are boiling my piss today, I got 4 heavy lifter machines, 3 of which are out of action & have been for over a week, waiting on parts from France & Netherlands, used to be next day delivery, have been told all week that they will be here tomorrow, but tomorrow never comes! Grrrrrr Bollox! :mad::mad::mad:
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That possibly answers one of my boil my piss issues, as I've been waiting for over a week for a paddock stand from Germany which according to the tracking has not yet even left Germany :mad:

The thing that's really pissing me off today is shite service from PlusNet, for over 2 weeks my broadband speed is about a quarter of what it should be. I've tried calling customer support multiple times, but the phone is unanswered even after waiting for up to 30 minutes. There online support chat option is "currently unavailable", and the fuckers have not answered my email :mad::mad: - Result is me switching back to BT, but they can't install new fibre service until mid April 😞

:FO::FO::FO::FO: PlusNet :FO::FO::FO::FO::mad::mad:
 
Public Enemy

Public Enemy

Enforcer
Staff member
Scrappy said:
That possibly answers one of my boil my piss issues, as I've been waiting for over a week for a paddock stand from Germany which according to the tracking has not yet even left Germany :mad:

The thing that's really pissing me off today is shite service from PlusNet, for over 2 weeks my broadband speed is about a quarter of what it should be. I've tried calling customer support multiple times, but the phone is unanswered even after waiting for up to 30 minutes. There online support chat option is "currently unavailable", and the fuckers have not answered my email :mad::mad: - Result is me switching back to BT, but they can't install new fibre service until mid April 😞

:FO::FO::FO::FO: PlusNet :FO::FO::FO::FO::mad::mad:
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We've had Plusnet broadband since we moved up to Derbyshire, and it's been easily the best we've had. Previously Sky and BT were very inconsistent. Maybe it's just not got so far to come downhill from Yorkshire to us!
 
Scrappy

Scrappy

Legendary Knight
Public Enemy said:
We've had Plusnet broadband since we moved up to Derbyshire, and it's been easily the best we've had. Previously Sky and BT were very inconsistent. Maybe it's just not got so far to come downhill from Yorkshire to us!
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I used to have PlusNet also when I lived in Lincolnshire and initially it was good, but after about a year the speed kept halving. I would contact them and they would sort it out, but then after a month or so it would do it again, and it would keep doing it, so it would halve again and I would end up running at a quarter speed or less. Similar thing seems to be happening here, initially the speed was good and about the same as I got with BT, but again after a year or so it started to slow. I've worked mainly from home for over 15 years, so I use broadband almost everyday for my work, and I notice when the speed drops, but I wonder how many people perhaps don't notice and PlusNet are maybe getting away with providing a slower service than is being paid for 🤔

I only switched to PlusNet because they are owned by BT, they have UK based call centres (when the cunts can be arsed to answer the fucking phone! :mad:), and they promised to match the service I was previously getting from BT at a lower cost. I never had any speed issues with BT, so switching back, also they can now provide full fibre to my house.
 
T

The Departed

Guest
Scrappy said:
That possibly answers one of my boil my piss issues, as I've been waiting for over a week for a paddock stand from Germany which according to the tracking has not yet even left Germany :mad:

The thing that's really pissing me off today is shite service from PlusNet, for over 2 weeks my broadband speed is about a quarter of what it should be. I've tried calling customer support multiple times, but the phone is unanswered even after waiting for up to 30 minutes. There online support chat option is "currently unavailable", and the fuckers have not answered my email :mad::mad: - Result is me switching back to BT, but they can't install new fibre service until mid April 😞

:FO::FO::FO::FO: PlusNet :FO::FO::FO::FO::mad::mad:
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No staff all working from home due to Covid and their phone system is not set in the cloud, piss poor.
 
Don the Don

Don the Don

Legendary Knight
Scrappy said:
That possibly answers one of my boil my piss issues, as I've been waiting for over a week for a paddock stand from Germany which according to the tracking has not yet even left Germany :mad:

The thing that's really pissing me off today is shite service from PlusNet, for over 2 weeks my broadband speed is about a quarter of what it should be. I've tried calling customer support multiple times, but the phone is unanswered even after waiting for up to 30 minutes. There online support chat option is "currently unavailable", and the fuckers have not answered my email :mad::mad: - Result is me switching back to BT, but they can't install new fibre service until mid April 😞

:FO::FO::FO::FO: PlusNet :FO::FO::FO::FO::mad::mad:
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Lets hope they don't play the latest trick off wanting more money for Tax on your EU item, oh and delivery charges

bmmagazine.co.uk

Post-Brexit shoppers pay a third extra to get hold of EU goods

Tens of thousands of internet shoppers are being hit with unexpected customs, VAT and delivery charges on orders from the EU
bmmagazine.co.uk bmmagazine.co.uk
 
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BAD LUCK DUCK

BAD LUCK DUCK

Forum Duck
BB3Lions said:
Job offer in Paris x4 my salary. So stick that in your 115bhp lol
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If its Paris Texas I say yee ha and howdy pardner...They got guns there and gorgeous babes...
If its the shite hole in France which apparently is fast becoming the most unsafe country in Europe due to its forced multiculturalism and diversity program...well I would have to say no...
Unless of course you just got a job as minister for deportation then I say yes...Don't forget to deport all the French too...🤢🤢🤢🤮
 
BAD LUCK DUCK

BAD LUCK DUCK

Forum Duck
BB3Lions said:
The decision has been made, no chance:) I'd have to give up too much just for money.

I do fancy the role, not too different from what I do now but with a much larger international business, but I'm as happy as a pig in sh.t as I am.
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It was the Paris in France that put you off wasn't it...I don't blame you...bloody French can keep their bloody ooh la la and French onions where the sun don't shine..🙂
 
BAD LUCK DUCK

BAD LUCK DUCK

Forum Duck
BAD LUCK DUCK said:
If its Paris Texas I say yee ha and howdy pardner...They got guns there and gorgeous babes...
If its the shite hole in France which apparently is fast becoming the most unsafe country in Europe due to its forced multiculturalism and diversity program...well I would have to say no...
Unless of course you just got a job as minister for deportation then I say yes...Don't forget to deport all the French too...🤢🤢🤢🤮
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Sorry unsafe city not country...
It is full of c#nts though....
Should have nuked france a long time ago 😜
 
DD67

DD67

The Peace Keeper
Staff member
Not exactly a true pi$$ boiler. More of a mild simmering of my urine, but still f#ckin annoying!..

YouTube videos of car/bike reviews. Where every word in the title is in perfect English. Then you play the video & the commentary is in a different language! 😡
 
Sarky B’stard

Sarky B’stard

Legendary Knight
Scrappy said:
That possibly answers one of my boil my piss issues, as I've been waiting for over a week for a paddock stand from Germany which according to the tracking has not yet even left Germany :mad:

The thing that's really pissing me off today is shite service from PlusNet, for over 2 weeks my broadband speed is about a quarter of what it should be. I've tried calling customer support multiple times, but the phone is unanswered even after waiting for up to 30 minutes. There online support chat option is "currently unavailable", and the fuckers have not answered my email :mad::mad: - Result is me switching back to BT, but they can't install new fibre service until mid April 😞

:FO::FO::FO::FO: PlusNet :FO::FO::FO::FO::mad::mad:
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Er BT own PlusNet. It’s a marketing ploy to increase market share and all the engineering is BTOpenshut.
 
Big Sandy

Big Sandy

Legendary Knight
Adverts on the idiot box for BRITISH cars. Why the fuck are all those cars left hand drive in the adverts?

Wankers on the telly that have speech defects, lisps, or pronounce words wrong (for example, aPPsolutely instead of aBsolutely.)That knob head Kwiss Pakkum for example, what a knob jockey that tosser is.

"Lawn order" no, nothing to do with gardening, it's Law and Order.
Seccertree instead of secretary.

Those stupid people (mainly those blokes with lumpy jumpers) that make that weird drony noise when they talk, it's hard to describe, sounds like at the end of a sentence they swallow some sandpaper, it fucking grinds my gears.

In fact, television in general. What a crock of shite. I was watching Fred Dibnah's "made in Britain" which was okay (Ahh, umm, Ahh, aye) but the adverts? Ffs! What a lameassed bunch of drannit, drenn sucking, mivonk lickers.... gets right on your loomas so it does.
 
BAD LUCK DUCK

BAD LUCK DUCK

Forum Duck
Yesterday morning I failed the covid19 temp test with a 38.9 reading. Now officially you are supposed to be sent home on pay and so is anyone you may have come into contact with since your arrival in the workplace...Instead I got told its cos your wearing a hat..But I always wear a hat and don't normally get a high reading unless I'm feeling slightly off...Its cos your wearing motorbike gear and a helmet...Again I always wear motorbike gear and dont get a high reading usually..besides I'm not on my motorbike not wearing motorbike gear and you just picked me up in a company van due to unsafe conditions for my bike..just do your job I get told and stop shit stirring...
One hour later after I done a run and returned to the depot and coincidentally the guy that tested me took his own temperature and tested 38.9 exactly the same as me and was sent home immediately no questions asked on full pay...
What a load of shite..
They can fuck off with the temperature test from now on and fuck off with the mask thing completely..Although I do enjoy wearing my version of the mask...
One rule for the management and another for the peasants convinces me more and more every day that this covid19 lockdown and precautions is total bullshit...
 
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