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@BAD LUCK DUCK it's because they value you as an employee..
What's Boiling Your Pi$$ Today?
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BAD LUCK DUCK
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Scrappy
Legendary Knight
Remember the words of Patrick Mc Goohan in The Prisoner...
"I'm not a number..I'm a free man or Duck or something like that"
Not any more we are not
and I'll never understand why some idiots go along with it and seem to want less freedom 
Scrappy
Legendary Knight
Weather forecasts!! I saw a programme on TV some years ago where meteorologists were bragging about how they could now more accurately forecast the weather over a 3 or 5 day period than was possible for just a single day 10 years previously. Ever since then it has been my experience that if anything weather forecasting is far less accurate than it used to be.
This morning about 7am I checked the weather forecast for my local area, it was saying sun and practically 0% chance of precipitation... its now 11:45 and its snowing! - Well that's accurate fucking weather forecasting for you
This morning about 7am I checked the weather forecast for my local area, it was saying sun and practically 0% chance of precipitation... its now 11:45 and its snowing! - Well that's accurate fucking weather forecasting for you
Tallpaul
Legendary Knight
Boris does this several times a day, there's an example.I've said this loads of times before...
Weather forecasting must be the only job where you can f#ck up 3 times per day & not get sacked.
Oh, & politicians, plus bus drivers as well apparently?
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
This is one of our BBC Scotland Weather Presenters Judith Ralston, If she says it's raining it's fugging raining, Amazonian woman or what 
I think I feel a warm front approaching!This is one of our BBC Scotland Weather Presenters Judith Ralston, If she says it's raining it's fugging raining, Amazonian woman or what
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Don the Don
Legendary Knight
Aye, she also has that Nana MousKouri look about her, she could be assertive with me any day
MartytheMartian
Legendary Knight
I worry about you lot, she's like a tranny. I prefer women that ain't likely to give me a kicking if I come home with a burst paypacket.
Sarky B’stard
Legendary Knight
A little unkind. I just think she is overworking the naughty librarian look when she is a more natural disciplinarian.
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
I only won't to borrow it not keep it, I could put my head between those breasts and put a nipple in each ear and hear myself come
BAD LUCK DUCK
Forum Duck
How do you know they are watching us...This doesn't boil my pi$$ but it does make me laugh.
Judging by the amount of time Learningtofly & others spend viewing our forum. They are obviously gutted that we left them behind. Bless their little leftie, virtue signalling cotton socks!
Ooh and can I tell them to f#ck right off and will they see it...
By using my crystal ball Duck.
It also showed me you with copy of a magazine called "Razzle"
Is that some kind of wild fowl related publication?
As for you telling them to f#ck off. Let's try a bit of subtle humiliation first
Sarky B’stard
Legendary Knight
Polyester socks. Cotton is bad for the environment. That ginger bird off Strictly said so.
She should have shot her researchers because she clearly had no idea how far back the destruction of the Aral Sea goes to international socialists trying to earn foreign exchange. The Kazakhs and Uzbekis just inherited and perpetuated the mess.
She should have shot her researchers because she clearly had no idea how far back the destruction of the Aral Sea goes to international socialists trying to earn foreign exchange. The Kazakhs and Uzbekis just inherited and perpetuated the mess.
Flynnt20
Legendary Knight
I'd sling a mix up it , only if she asked me nice , i dont just give it awayThis is one of our BBC Scotland Weather Presenters Judith Ralston, If she says it's raining it's fugging raining, Amazonian woman or what
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