What's Boiling Your Pi$$ Today?

[DD67]

I'd sling a mix up it

What a charming expression

 

[Sarky B’stard]

Possibly a building site reference to sand:cement ratios required to cure his own ‘slump’?

 

[Flynnt20]

Im a bit of a silver tounged fanny charmer i'll have you know

 

[Sarky B’stard]

God knows which anatomical extremity you will wind up at with spelling like that. No tonguesmith you!

 

[Big Sandy]

Judith Ralston (known as Ms Whiplash in this house) used to be an opera singer!

If you want to be afraid, Google Sean Batty, the stv weather.... Boy.

 

[chas]

Judith Ralston (known as Ms Whiplash in this house) used to be an opera singer!

Oh, go compare ad? That one?

 

[MartytheMartian]

I would never have had her pegged as an Opera singer. I wonder what her range was, Bass?

Sean Batty. Yes the Battyboy would worry me if he was behind me in a lift!

 

[Sarky B’stard]

I rather like Sean ..... as a meteorologist.

 

[Sarky B’stard]

Judith Ralston (known as Ms Whiplash in this house) used to be an opera singer!

If you want to be afraid, Google Sean Batty, the stv weather.... Boy.

Told you she was a disciplinarian.....

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Cor blimey...I remember that...I actually liked it back then....

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

By using my crystal ball Duck.
It also showed me you with copy of a magazine called "Razzle"
Is that some kind of wild fowl related publication?

As for you telling them to f#ck off. Let's try a bit of subtle humiliation first

Razzle was one of my favourite colouring books as a young lad..
Just me with my big crayon in hand with my copy of Razzle...Ah the innocence of youth...

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

This is one of our BBC Scotland Weather Presenters Judith Ralston, If she says it's raining it's fugging raining, Amazonian woman or what

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She as got a bit of Les Dawson mixed in With Ian McShane look about her....Still each to their own and I'm no one to judge you bunch of perverts

 

[Flynnt20]

Im a bit of a silver tounged fanny charmer i'll have you know

Didnt think it was that bad of an attempt at my second language

 

[Big Sandy]

Oh, go compare ad? That one?

That tenor is more friendly looking.

Ms whiplash has that kind of "you're gunny pay" look about her. I wouldn't cross her. Cross the street maybe....

 

[Scrappy]

 

[Steve 998cc]

Thats why leicester has had the longest lock down. I noticed the police were absent for fear of being called racist

 

[Tallpaul]

I would call them cunts. But that could be called racist. So, CUNTS!

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Thats Highfields....Mainly sikh and Muslim community...This time of year you would usually have a massive marquee on the park ...That park actually as a police station on one corner of it on the main road there...its a shit hole and if your white you shouldn't go there...

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]