What's Boiling Your Pi$$ Today?

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

I’m trying to imagine how you play Strip Tetris

And none of the images are very nice

Well stop trying to imagine me naked then...

Bleeding pervert

I can't blame you though really..you are only human and I am a bit of a catch

 

[Old Nick]

Well stop trying to imagine me naked then...

Bleeding pervert

I can't blame you though really..you are only human and I am a bit of a catch

I gotta say nude ducks really aren’t my thing

 

[chas]

gay insurance

Is that for accidental bumming?

 

[DD67]

Is that for accidental bumming?

He often claims it was an accident

..."Honestly, the floor in the gents toilet was wet. I slipped & my trousers fell down as I slid into cubicle two. How was I to know that gay Bob would be in there with an erection? "...

He's not fooling anyone Chas

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Is that for accidental bumming?

You never know when someone may give you a rear end shunt @chas Best be safe than sorry

 

[chas]

You never know when someone may give you a rear end shunt @chas Best be safe than sorry

Hope your NCD is ok mate

 

[Scrappy]

Hope your NCD is ok mate

And protection is used.

 

[GaleForceEight]

I've gone off on one this morning at work..Driver wearing a gay pride trans bender badge...
I ain't allowed to wear any of my badges...
So I asked for an explanation in my own unique way...
Turns out his son identifies as a girl that wants to be recognised as a girl that wants to be a boy that wants to be a girl..
The fuck is all that about...Anyway my head exploded along with my gob and I still can't wear my badges...

Bloody puffs

Make a badge in the colours of the pride flag…. but cut it into a swastika?

1. It will confuse the heck out of them
2, They won’t initially know whether it is a hate symbol or support for their cause since colours are prioritised before shapes by our brains.
3. It will actually be a statement about the attitude of many of the pride activists being fascist in their mentality.

I would add that…. while it may be funny it could get you sacked because these people take themselves so seriously, have no sense of irony, and ultimately they will see it as an attack on them and will want rid of anyone that doesn’t subscribe to ‘the narrative’. So don’t do it!

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Make a badge in the colours of the pride flag…. but cut it into a swastika?

1. It will confuse the heck out of them
2, They won’t initially know whether it is a hate symbol or support for their cause since colours are prioritised before shapes by our brains.
3. It will actually be a statement about the attitude of many of the pride activists being fascist in their mentality.

I would add that…. while it may be funny it could get you sacked because these people take themselves so seriously, have no sense of irony, and ultimately they will see it as an attack on them and will want rid of anyone that doesn’t subscribe to ‘the narrative’. So don’t do it!

I want one...
I wanna confuse the fuck out of them and let em try and sack me...
That would really fuck em up...
What a great mind fuck...
@GaleForceEight That's actually a stroke of genius...

Well done that man

 

[Sarky B’stard]

THE ENGLISH! My own mother's race!

Well actually just the wankers on the A21 who refused a variety of Scottish banknotes 'as company policy'. It's obviously a forgery thing..... which is why modern Scottish notes are even more elaborate than their BoE equivalents

Feeling better now for having written a stinger to the management about being recruiting sergeants for Nationalist grievance mongers. Most folk talk about ' legal tender' without a scoobies about its narrow legal definition.

Legal Position

www.scotbanks.org.uk

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

I've been invited to a wedding along with the new missus Duck by a driver at my place thst I don't even know and as never spoken to me...
What's that all about then..
Everyone hates me and I can't stand them so why invited me...
I reckon I should confront him and see what he's bloody playing at but Stacy says she will handle it and make up an excuse..
I don't need no excuses just to tell him to piss off..
It's boiling my piss on a Sunday...
Only @GaleForceEight plan to piss off puffs and liberals as cheered me up

 

[Sarky B’stard]

I've been invited to a wedding along with the new missus Duck by a driver at my place thst I don't even know and as never spoken to me...
What's that all about then..
Everyone hates me and I can't stand them so why invited me...
I reckon I should confront him and see what he's bloody playing at but Stacy says she will handle it and make up an excuse..
I don't need no excuses just to tell him to piss off..
It's boiling my piss on a Sunday...
Only @GaleForceEight plan to piss off puffs and liberals as cheered me up

They're trying to humanise you!

 

[smib]

I've been invited to a wedding along with the new missus Duck by a driver at my place thst I don't even know and as never spoken to me...
What's that all about then..

He is either a closet GAY
or
A closet HEN ducky

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

THE ENGLISH! My own mother's race!

Well actually just the wankers on the A21 who refused a variety of Scottish banknotes 'as company policy'. It's obviously a forgery thing..... which is why modern Scottish notes are even more elaborate than their BoE equivalents

Feeling better now for having written a stinger to the management about being recruiting sergeants for Nationalist grievance mongers. Most folk talk about ' legal tender' without a scoobies about its narrow legal definition.

Legal Position

www.scotbanks.org.uk

In all fairness we get a lot of fake Scottish notes passed on the buses...if you except one it comes out your wages..
We are supposed to except them however I sooner just let em travel for free and avoid the bother

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

They're trying to humanise you!

Never gonna happen...
Not on my watch

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

He is either a closet GAY
or
A closet HEN ducky

That's what I said but Stacy laughed at me...
Nice one @smib you confirmed my suspicions...

 

[Sarky B’stard]

Banknotes. The new Scottish notes all have elaborate transparent sections that present HUGE obstacles to any half decent forgery. It's way beyond an inking job.

 

[smib]

That's what I said but Stacy laughed at me...
Nice one @smib you confirmed my suspicions...

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[smib]

Banknotes. The new Scottish notes all have elaborate transparent sections that present HUGE obstacles to any half decent forgery. It's way beyond an inking job.

Depends on the recipient????

 

[Public Enemy]

I've been invited to a wedding along with the new missus Duck by a driver at my place thst I don't even know and as never spoken to me...
What's that all about then..
Everyone hates me and I can't stand them so why invited me...
I reckon I should confront him and see what he's bloody playing at but Stacy says she will handle it and make up an excuse..
I don't need no excuses just to tell him to piss off..
It's boiling my piss on a Sunday...
Only @GaleForceEight plan to piss off puffs and liberals as cheered me up

Don't fall for it mate. Probably a gay wedding. Check the dress code. Any mention of rainbows or patent leather shorts and you should run away screaming. Or quacking.