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[Sarky B’stard]

Refusing Scottish notes..... it was the rugby, wasn't it?

 

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Oh no..The girlfriend just seen that and she's smiling a dodgey smile

 

[Don the Don]

Fat chance.
A big part of the reason his brothers were deemed unfit to stand trial. Will have been to avoid upsetting the "community"

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[Don the Don]

THE ENGLISH! My own mother's race!

Well actually just the wankers on the A21 who refused a variety of Scottish banknotes 'as company policy'. It's obviously a forgery thing..... which is why modern Scottish notes are even more elaborate than their BoE equivalents

Feeling better now for having written a stinger to the management about being recruiting sergeants for Nationalist grievance mongers. Most folk talk about ' legal tender' without a scoobies about its narrow legal definition.

Legal Position

www.scotbanks.org.uk

In all honesty right or wrong why would anyone south of the border want a jock bank note, it would then become their problem to try and use it, I have never bothered myself for years after being refused so just use a card, I do understand your stance on this but to be honest it's only fit to wipe your bum with down south.

 

[GaleForceEight]

Don't fall for it mate. Probably a gay wedding. Check the dress code. Any mention of rainbows or patent leather shorts and you should run away screaming. Or quacking.

Duck, turn up in lederhosen!

 

[GaleForceEight]

In all honesty right or wrong why would anyone south of the border want a jock bank note, it would then become their problem to try and use it, I have never bothered myself for years after being refused so just use a card, I do understand your stance on this but to be honest it's only fit to wipe your bum with down south.

Wetherspoons take them. That’s where all mine go.

 

[Sarky B’stard]

In all honesty right or wrong why would anyone south of the border want a jock bank note, it would then become their problem to try and use it, I have never bothered myself for years after being refused so just use a card, I do understand your stance on this but to be honest it's only fit to wipe your bum with down south.

Respectfully..... bollocks! Their takings get paid into a bank anyway and you could as readily say the same of BoE notes in Scotland. Scottish notes are printed under licence from the BoE and BOTH are legal currency; neither is necessarily 'legal tender'.

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Duck, turn up in lederhosen!

I'd look great in lederhosen and you lot know it

 

[smib]

I'd look great in lederhosen and you lot know it

 

[smib]

I'd look great in lederhosen and you lot know it

 

[Old Nick]

Respectfully..... bollocks! Their takings get paid into a bank anyway and you could as readily say the same of BoE notes in Scotland. Scottish notes are printed under licence from the BoE and BOTH are legal currency; neither is necessarily 'legal tender'.

Is this a good time to relate my story about going to Murrayfield when England won by one point, and no pub in Edinburgh would accept our English tenners and fivers

 

[DD67]

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Ain't Google the absolute dogs boll#cks!

 

[Don the Don]

Respectfully..... bollocks! Their takings get paid into a bank anyway and you could as readily say the same of BoE notes in Scotland. Scottish notes are printed under licence from the BoE and BOTH are legal currency; neither is necessarily 'legal tender'.

Agree bollocks it is, stand your ground next time, I had an haircut once and paid in a jock note barber refused so i said either you take it or I get a free haircut, I just can't be arsed with the grief

 

[smib]

Ain't Google the absolute dogs boll#cks!

Feckin brilliant mate!

 

[MartytheMartian]

I occasionally had trouble with retailers not taking Scottish notes when working gigs and festivals south of the border but, as I was working security at the venues I just told them that they would give me the goods for free instead then or I would have their asses thrown off the site.

 

[smib]

Ain't Google the absolute dogs boll#cks!

Put Duck in as a Google search and got this..... WTF

 

[Sarky B’stard]

Agree bollocks it is, stand your ground next time, I had an haircut once and paid in a jock note barber refused so i said either you take it or I get a free haircut, I just can't be arsed with the grief

With the funeral tomorrow my wife was feeling less combative. In other circumstances she would have shoved them the Nairn's oatcakes with a comment along the lines of 'Just be grateful these are the fine variety for Southern Softies not the more granular Highland bake!'

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

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Shoot it...
TWICE

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Put Duck in as a Google search and got this..... WTF
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You know what you can do

 

[Flynnt20]

I occasionally had trouble with retailers not taking Scottish notes when working gigs and festivals south of the border but, as I was working security at the venues I just told them that they would give me the goods for free instead then or I would have their asses thrown off the site.

You should try to spend an Isle of Man bank note back on the Mainland , you would swear they are radioactive FFS !!!!