What's Boiling Your Pi$$ Today?

Tallpaul

Legendary Knight
Bad timing for sure Don, I hope you are a quick healer.

One of my riding mates crashed into a wall during a game of squash on Christmas eve. He reported to A&E with two left wrists. After 3 attempts to straighten it all out, they sent him home strapped up and told him to come back in a fortnight after the swelling had subsided. The next attempts were successful and again he was sent home for it all to settle before an operation for a pin or plate. They opened him up and decided that a plate was best. 4 weeks later, with severe pain and loss of joint mobility he was back for a scan where they told him that there was a gap between the bones and the plaster was to stay on another 6 weeks. Plaster came off yesterday and all seems ok, except that they want him back in to remove the plate. He told them he'd be back at the end of riding season............
 

Old Nick

Legendary Knight
"Today" I am well pissed off with myself that is, I have spent all morning in A&E it started with a builder coming over early to look at a small job on the roof, as we stepped back I missed the edge of the paving and went down like a sack of shit me one way my left ankle the other, my mate takes me to A&E with a foot like a Hobbits and so hot you could cook an egg on it and after checks it's fractured, so having it sorted and on crutches it's pissed me off good and proper, worse still is I have to go back middle of April so I will not be able to get down south for our meet up, sorry lads for any inconvenience I know that those who can make it will still do so.
Start of spring is upon us and I will not be riding my bike for a wee while and with my left foot braced up I will not be doing any driving either, all these years without a scratch and a simple misjudged step and Im out of order "Shit"
Hope it gets better soon mate(y)
 

chas

Legendary Knight
"Today" I am well pissed off with myself that is, I have spent all morning in A&E it started with a builder coming over early to look at a small job on the roof, as we stepped back I missed the edge of the paving and went down like a sack of shit me one way my left ankle the other, my mate takes me to A&E with a foot like a Hobbits and so hot you could cook an egg on it and after checks it's fractured, so having it sorted and on crutches it's pissed me off good and proper, worse still is I have to go back middle of April so I will not be able to get down south for our meet up, sorry lads for any inconvenience I know that those who can make it will still do so.
Start of spring is upon us and I will not be riding my bike for a wee while and with my left foot braced up I will not be doing any driving either, all these years without a scratch and a simple misjudged step and Im out of order "Shit"
You clumsy old bastard.

Get fixed as quick as you're able mate, the bike is waiting
 

Sarky B’stard

Legendary Knight
"Today" I am well pissed off with myself that is, I have spent all morning in A&E it started with a builder coming over early to look at a small job on the roof, as we stepped back I missed the edge of the paving and went down like a sack of shit me one way my left ankle the other, my mate takes me to A&E with a foot like a Hobbits and so hot you could cook an egg on it and after checks it's fractured, so having it sorted and on crutches it's pissed me off good and proper, worse still is I have to go back middle of April so I will not be able to get down south for our meet up, sorry lads for any inconvenience I know that those who can make it will still do so.
Start of spring is upon us and I will not be riding my bike for a wee while and with my left foot braced up I will not be doing any driving either, all these years without a scratch and a simple misjudged step and Im out of order "Shit"
My oldest has just graduated from boot to elastic support thingy having done much the same thing on pavements lovingly cocked 😳 by the SNP/Labour bams in Embra City Chambers. A 'non displaced fracture of the .......'. And she was only pushing a buggy. They got funny looks in A&E with baby buggy at the front, her hanging on in a wheelchair and husband at the back pushing & shouting Choo! Choo!

Go easy on the liquid anaesthesia!
 

Doc Strange

Legendary Knight
"Today" I am well pissed off with myself that is, I have spent all morning in A&E it started with a builder coming over early to look at a small job on the roof, as we stepped back I missed the edge of the paving and went down like a sack of shit me one way my left ankle the other, my mate takes me to A&E with a foot like a Hobbits and so hot you could cook an egg on it and after checks it's fractured, so having it sorted and on crutches it's pissed me off good and proper, worse still is I have to go back middle of April so I will not be able to get down south for our meet up, sorry lads for any inconvenience I know that those who can make it will still do so.
Start of spring is upon us and I will not be riding my bike for a wee while and with my left foot braced up I will not be doing any driving either, all these years without a scratch and a simple misjudged step and Im out of order "Shit"

You've got to lay off the sherry for breakfast!

Seriously, sorry to hear that - hope it all mends as smoothly as poss.

DS
 

MICK60

Legendary Knight
You've got to lay off the sherry for breakfast!

Seriously, sorry to hear that - hope it all mends as smoothly as poss.

DS
Consider yourself lucky mate. I have broken just about every bone in my body, some of them several times. Ribs and shoulder blades ( 5 times ), are no fun at all. At least you wont be in any pain with a plaster cast on. You should be able to drive an automatic in the meantime :)
 

Public Enemy

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