What's Boiling Your Pi$$ Today?

BAD LUCK DUCK

Forum Duck
New brake mount bolts don't fit the Duckmobile...
Fucking twat bastard fuck face bullshit Fucking wanker Fucking arseholes Fucking stupid bastard Internet computer twat ordered parts Fucking nob jockey malarkey.. 🤬🤬🤬🤬
I remember when you could go into a auto part's shop and go on a microfilm part's screen and they would have your part in the shop for you to collect in a couple of days..
Fucking shit Fucking jaguar parts Internet department arseholes 🤬🤬🤬🤬🦆
 

Judd Dredd

Merlin, Giver Of Drugs & Magic Potions.
Staff member
People I know at a certain hospital were given just that choice...Tow the company line or walk...
No such thing as loyalty or appreciation from an employer..
Do what's right for you @Judd Dredd
Your the only one gonna pay your bills keep a roof over your head and food on the table 🦆

I defected to G4S and stepped down a grade just to be a humble lead nurse and it was 'Demonic' Raab MP rather than some low level MP so sanctions more likely. I don't have much to do with the NHS these days.

Question is MP for Member of Parliament or Massive Penis because they seem to all fit the latter statement.
 

GaleForceEight

Legendary Knight
Well they can fuck off then can't they 🦆
I am currently waiting on a call. A buddy of mine is out in Ukraine at the moment and I have volunteered myself and my van to drive medical supplies out there, and pick up a rifle if needs be.

Up to you how you feel but I had a first hand account of a guy yesterday heading to the border with his family and he and his wife were shot by Russian forces. They stood by while he bled out and Ukrainian forces drove the Russians off - his wife is now under care, their daughter is unhurt. Now, you can make all the fuckoffs you like - but I am heading out in the next week or so to give aid.
 

MartytheMartian

Legendary Knight
@GaleForceEight you have all my best wishes and high regard for choosing to do this. I know it sounds simply like excuses but, if I didn't have to look after my wife, had a passport that hadn't expired and the spare loot to afford the travel I would have been off to join them long ago. The wife herself has sworn that she would go if they could fit her wheelchair with some weapons or let her drive a tank. Best of luck and, if you do choose to fight give the dirty fuckers hell for what they've done!
 

MartytheMartian

Legendary Knight
Well maybe the pipes but I would take a trumpet or two too. I can play real loud on the horn (louder than the pipes) and it sounds like all hell breakin' loose! Me and the missus discussed it last week but we couldn't figure a way that I could go that would see her and the dogs looked after let alone the problems of getting my passport sorted, being a fat old bastard and paying for bike juice and grub on the way and for some crazy reason she says she'd miss me if I got spread over the Ukrainian countryside. Two folks I know who used to work here before going home last year, a Latvian and a Lithuainian have already gone to Ukraine to do what they can to help. I reckon the Ukrainians need all the help they can get from ordinary people joining their ranks as there is no real intention of the Western governments to get involved.
 
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Old Nick

Legendary Knight
I am currently waiting on a call. A buddy of mine is out in Ukraine at the moment and I have volunteered myself and my van to drive medical supplies out there, and pick up a rifle if needs be.

Up to you how you feel but I had a first hand account of a guy yesterday heading to the border with his family and he and his wife were shot by Russian forces. They stood by while he bled out and Ukrainian forces drove the Russians off - his wife is now under care, their daughter is unhurt. Now, you can make all the fuckoffs you like - but I am heading out in the next week or so to give aid.
Good luck @GaleForceEight humanitarian aid is the way to go, as @Sarky B’stard wisely points out you will help far more people with your van than a bullet in your noggin(y)

Best wishes whatever you do
 

GaleForceEight

Legendary Knight
@GaleForceEight you have all my best wishes and high regard for choosing to do this. I know it sounds simply like excuses but, if I didn't have to look after my wife, had a passport that hadn't expired and the spare loot to afford the travel I would have been off to join them long ago. The wife herself has sworn that she would go if they could fit her wheelchair with some weapons or let her drive a tank. Best of luck and, if you do choose to fight give the dirty fuckers hell for what they've done!
Just do what you can. Nobody would ask anything more of you. I am in a position to help. My mrs has cancer, but my daughter is 22 and can help her. My son is 14 and I will demonstrate to him what a man does when the shit hits the fan” in the hope that in future he knows what to do rather than follow the woketivists mantra of self absorbed hypocrisy. If I make it home then great. If I don’t then I will have done for humanity what my Grandfather led the way in, when he gave his life in 1944.
 

Don the Don

Legendary Knight
"Today" I am well pissed off with myself that is, I have spent all morning in A&E it started with a builder coming over early to look at a small job on the roof, as we stepped back I missed the edge of the paving and went down like a sack of shit me one way my left ankle the other, my mate takes me to A&E with a foot like a Hobbits and so hot you could cook an egg on it and after checks it's fractured, so having it sorted and on crutches it's pissed me off good and proper, worse still is I have to go back middle of April so I will not be able to get down south for our meet up, sorry lads for any inconvenience I know that those who can make it will still do so.
Start of spring is upon us and I will not be riding my bike for a wee while and with my left foot braced up I will not be doing any driving either, all these years without a scratch and a simple misjudged step and Im out of order "Shit"
 

DD67

The Peace Keeper
Staff member
"Today" I am well pissed off with myself that is, I have spent all morning in A&E it started with a builder coming over early to look at a small job on the roof, as we stepped back I missed the edge of the paving and went down like a sack of shit me one way my left ankle the other, my mate takes me to A&E with a foot like a Hobbits and so hot you could cook an egg on it and after checks it's fractured, so having it sorted and on crutches it's pissed me off good and proper, worse still is I have to go back middle of April so I will not be able to get down south for our meet up, sorry lads for any inconvenience I know that those who can make it will still do so.
Start of spring is upon us and I will not be riding my bike for a wee while and with my left foot braced up I will not be doing any driving either, all these years without a scratch and a simple misjudged step and Im out of order "Shit"
Very sorry to hear all of that Don 🙁
It's an extra pi$$er that it happened now & not at the start of winter.
 
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