What's Boiling Your Pi$$ Today?

BAD LUCK DUCK

Forum Duck
Yesterday I had a meltdown with the doctors surgery receptionist cock sucking ball breaking agent...
Told em to go fuck emselves and that a fucking receptionist doesn't countermand what a doctor tells me to do and that I'm pissed off at the breach in GDPR as my landlady seems to know all about my chat with the receptionist doctor and pharmacist...
All this on a bus full of passengers who I got involved and had them all booing her over the phone..
Anyway I hung up with a few swear words and got a massive cheer and applause from all my passengers...I guess they are all a bit fed up with local GP surgery at the moment too..
So I threw the medication on the log burner last night and decided fuck em all...
I've had a message from my doctor this morning apologising for the missed phone appointment but in all honesty I'm done with all this bullshit being labelled with PTSD and bollox...
Sort me own shit as I always have and fuck trying to appease the pussy generation cos they find me offensive or can't understand my outlook on life...
Fuck em all...🦆
 

BAD LUCK DUCK

Forum Duck
Oh yeah and I had a pop in Wiko's as well for discrimination against blokes for only having a tiny section about 2ft by 18 inches of mens personal hygiene products...Mostly about em feminising blokes shaving products...
Apparently they gear everything now to more gender neutral products for men...
I was fucking disgusted by this so fuck em..I'm gonna go online and find a real screw up old fashioned razor, brush and soap mug...
Bloody PC brigade with blinking pansy woopsie gender fluid products 🤯🤯🤯🦆
 

Scrappy

Legendary Knight
Oh yeah and I had a pop in Wiko's as well for discrimination against blokes for only having a tiny section about 2ft by 18 inches of mens personal hygiene products...Mostly about em feminising blokes shaving products...
Apparently they gear everything now to more gender neutral products for men...
I was fucking disgusted by this so fuck em..I'm gonna go online and find a real screw up old fashioned razor, brush and soap mug...
Bloody PC brigade with blinking pansy woopsie gender fluid products 🤯🤯🤯🦆

I switched over to an old school safety razor a few years ago. This might sound a bit pansy, but I find it much better for the skin, and its a fuck load cheaper.

Wilkinson Sword metal razor for £16 - https://www.amazon.co.uk/Wilkinson-Sword-Classic-Double-Safety/dp/B07J71CJSF
100 blades for £8 - https://www.amazon.co.uk/Astra-Razor-Blades-Pack-100/dp/B001QY8QXM

Just don't buy any Gillette products, men hating virtual signalling wankers! :mad:
 

chas

Legendary Knight
Oh yeah and I had a pop in Wiko's as well for discrimination against blokes for only having a tiny section about 2ft by 18 inches of mens personal hygiene products...Mostly about em feminising blokes shaving products...
Apparently they gear everything now to more gender neutral products for men...
I was fucking disgusted by this so fuck em..I'm gonna go online and find a real screw up old fashioned razor, brush and soap mug...
Bloody PC brigade with blinking pansy woopsie gender fluid products 🤯🤯🤯🦆
Shaving is very gay.
 

Don the Don

Legendary Knight
Always wet shaved with a traditional razor [even have my old grandads cut throat] non of this namby pamby modern men type stuff for me or lotions and potions, "Nivia face cream for men" FFS what next, bit of a desperate Dan myself so I almost need hacksaw blades
 

MartytheMartian

Legendary Knight
I haven't shaved in ten years or so now. Just hack back the forest every so often and use the clippers I use on my bonce if I want it short. I still have my cutthroat razors though from when I did shave regularly. I was always too tight fisted to buy them so expensive they have to be locked away from the tea leaves jobs. A cutthroat will peel yer skin off and you can't get a closer shave than that!
 

BAD LUCK DUCK

Forum Duck
I switched over to an old school safety razor a few years ago. This might sound a bit pansy, but I find it much better for the skin, and its a fuck load cheaper.

Wilkinson Sword metal razor for £16 - https://www.amazon.co.uk/Wilkinson-Sword-Classic-Double-Safety/dp/B07J71CJSF
100 blades for £8 - https://www.amazon.co.uk/Astra-Razor-Blades-Pack-100/dp/B001QY8QXM

Just don't buy any Gillette products, men hating virtual signalling wankers! :mad:
Nice one @Scrappy
I'm gonna order that...
Cheers mate...
Nice to know we still got real Englishmen out there with bollox made from real Sheffield steal...👍👍👍🦆
 

Tallpaul

Legendary Knight
Yesterday I had a meltdown with the doctors surgery receptionist cock sucking ball breaking agent...
Told em to go fuck emselves and that a fucking receptionist doesn't countermand what a doctor tells me to do and that I'm pissed off at the breach in GDPR as my landlady seems to know all about my chat with the receptionist doctor and pharmacist...
All this on a bus full of passengers who I got involved and had them all booing her over the phone..
Anyway I hung up with a few swear words and got a massive cheer and applause from all my passengers...I guess they are all a bit fed up with local GP surgery at the moment too..
So I threw the medication on the log burner last night and decided fuck em all...
I've had a message from my doctor this morning apologising for the missed phone appointment but in all honesty I'm done with all this bullshit being labelled with PTSD and bollox...
Sort me own shit as I always have and fuck trying to appease the pussy generation cos they find me offensive or can't understand my outlook on life...
Fuck em all...🦆
Can't say I blame you for sounding off. However, on reflection, have the medications helped with your PTSD and will you miss them after you "come down"? If you can manage without, well done, if not, no shame in going back for help. My eldest daughter has flirted with and without her anti-depressants and finds her life better with. Good luck buddy.
 

Foxy

Legendary Knight
I switched over to an old school safety razor a few years ago. This might sound a bit pansy, but I find it much better for the skin, and its a fuck load cheaper.

Wilkinson Sword metal razor for £16 - https://www.amazon.co.uk/Wilkinson-Sword-Classic-Double-Safety/dp/B07J71CJSF
100 blades for £8 - https://www.amazon.co.uk/Astra-Razor-Blades-Pack-100/dp/B001QY8QXM

Just don't buy any Gillette products, men hating virtual signalling wankers! :mad:

You're probably shaving with one of my owd ships! :unsure:😀
 

Sarky B’stard

Legendary Knight
Oh yeah and I had a pop in Wiko's as well for discrimination against blokes for only having a tiny section about 2ft by 18 inches of mens personal hygiene products...Mostly about em feminising blokes shaving products...
Apparently they gear everything now to more gender neutral products for men...
I was fucking disgusted by this so fuck em..I'm gonna go online and find a real screw up old fashioned razor, brush and soap mug...
Bloody PC brigade with blinking pansy woopsie gender fluid products 🤯🤯🤯🦆
Just remember that sometimes making waves only results in you getting wet. If you are justified in blowing off make it focussed and clear why. Ranting invariably loses the message and the audience.

Only if your shaving your pussy 🐈 😻 🐈‍⬛ 😺 🦆
Now when it comes to pet grooming you have the advantage of me. I have tried various devices for myself but the latest is the best. I have one of those rechargeable Philishave jobbies that can be used wet or dry. Most of the time the quick dry wipe is good enough but the wet shave with shaving slippery shaving soap 🥴 does nearly as good a job as a wet razor without the rash!

I worry about blokes who fetishise 'grooming products' ..... a lot! T'aint nacheral!
 
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