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The Departed

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Which is how I'm typing to you now :)

Service is patchy in my area, despite pretty much line of sight to a mast 7 miles away. Which is opposite the exchange BTW. 7 miles of cable makes the BT broadband as good as it is.

We install 4G antennas for EE great kit and can boost it to 50mb easily.
 

Big Sandy

Legendary Knight
I stuck an aerial on the gable end of the roof, with a view of the mast, router shows 3 or 4 bars mostly. Currently getting 10.17mbps, which when you're used to bt's 0.5mbps is heady. It's EE I'm running.

If I go and stand on the road I can get higher speeds again. Go further up the hill and you're looking at 50 to 70mbps.

Happy with EE.... Even though they are partnered with......... BT!

Son works for BT, so I also get EE's friends and family discount through him.
 

Sarky B’stard

Legendary Knight
I always like to slacken leather with lashings of Nivea cream 🤨

The lanolin feeds and softens the leather so use it where you want it to stretch and where softening doesn’t unduly impair protection.
 

MartytheMartian

Legendary Knight
Is there something bad in the air today? Have they put female hormones in the water? We have BB3 being all 'touchy feely' about getting together and making 'riding buddies' not to mention discussing kitchen utensils and BadBilly starting threads on dieting which draw in many of this illustrious forum to discuss how they keep their figures trim. Sheesh! We are bikers, we laugh in the face of death and don't worry about whether we are at risk of dodgy arteries from not eating enough fruit and veg or the risks of using copper pots to cook our food and we ride the roads as lone Alpha male wolves without the need for a support group. How long you wanna live anyway?
 
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The Departed

Guest
Is there something bad in the air today? Have they put female hormones in the water? We have BB3 being all 'touchy feely' about getting together and making 'riding buddies' not to mention discussing kitchen utensils and BadBilly starting threads on dieting which draw in many of this illustrious forum to discuss how they keep their figures trim. Sheesh! We are bikers, we laugh in the face of death and don't worry about whether we are at risk of dodgy arteries from not eating enough fruit and veg or the risks of using copper pots to cook our food and we ride the roads as lone Alpha male wolves without the need for a support group. How long you wanna live anyway?

Someone neeeeeesdddssss a huuggggggggg
 

chas

Legendary Knight
Is there something bad in the air today? Have they put female hormones in the water? We have BB3 being all 'touchy feely' about getting together and making 'riding buddies' not to mention discussing kitchen utensils and BadBilly starting threads on dieting which draw in many of this illustrious forum to discuss how they keep their figures trim. Sheesh! We are bikers, we laugh in the face of death and don't worry about whether we are at risk of dodgy arteries from not eating enough fruit and veg or the risks of using copper pots to cook our food and we ride the roads as lone Alpha male wolves without the need for a support group. How long you wanna live anyway?
If it's any help I had two rounds of sausage sandwiches for lunch and a curry for dinner. I am now drinking gin.
 

Scrappy

Legendary Knight
Is there something bad in the air today? Have they put female hormones in the water? We have BB3 being all 'touchy feely' about getting together and making 'riding buddies' not to mention discussing kitchen utensils and BadBilly starting threads on dieting which draw in many of this illustrious forum to discuss how they keep their figures trim. Sheesh! We are bikers, we laugh in the face of death and don't worry about whether we are at risk of dodgy arteries from not eating enough fruit and veg or the risks of using copper pots to cook our food and we ride the roads as lone Alpha male wolves without the need for a support group. How long you wanna live anyway?

Inside Martys head this evening...

 

DD67

The Peace Keeper
Staff member
Is there something bad in the air today? Have they put female hormones in the water? We have BB3 being all 'touchy feely' about getting together and making 'riding buddies' not to mention discussing kitchen utensils and BadBilly starting threads on dieting which draw in many of this illustrious forum to discuss how they keep their figures trim. Sheesh! We are bikers, we laugh in the face of death and don't worry about whether we are at risk of dodgy arteries from not eating enough fruit and veg or the risks of using copper pots to cook our food and we ride the roads as lone Alpha male wolves without the need for a support group. How long you wanna live anyway?
I honestly think our BB3 has been abducted by aliens. They've replaced him with his total opposite to see if we notice?
It was only a few weeks ago the real BB3 was posting photos of a 90yr old woman giving a guy a blowjob. With the title..."My Nan wishes you a Merry Christmas"...
That BB3 is a bit of a deviant/tw@t & the current BB3 is a bit of a ponce! 😳

Dear Aliens,

Could you have another bash at producing a copy please. Remove his inner deviant but keep some of his inner tw@t. And try not to mix his DNA up with Deirdre Sanders & Delia Smith this time.

Many thanks in advance.

His fellow forum members 🙂
 
T

The Departed

Guest
I honestly think our BB3 has been abducted by aliens. They've replaced him with his total opposite to see if we notice?
It was only a few weeks ago the real BB3 was posting photos of a 90yr old woman giving a guy a blowjob. With the title..."My Nan wishes you a Merry Christmas"...
That BB3 is a bit of a deviant/tw@t & the current BB3 is a bit of a ponce! 😳

Dear Aliens,

Could you have another bash at producing a copy please. Remove his inner deviant but keep some of his inner tw@t.

Many thanks in advance.

His fellow forum members 🙂

Evolution.
 
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